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Date: 01/04/12 07:35 AM

64 Responses to Did I Turn My Boyfriend Into A Vampire? [PIC]

  1. Profile photo of ShadowVamp
    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 7:35 am
    Link: Did I Turn My Boyfriend Into A Vampire? - The trolls at Yahoo are getting grosser.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 7:47 am

  3. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 7:51 am
    ...eww.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 8:03 am
    ... blood sausage, runny eggs (think abo.. no don`t)
    that bitch serves an english breaksfast from her muffin!
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    kasprague84 Female 18-29
    43 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 8:05 am
    I hope she realizes most of the `blood` she`s been eating is mostly endometrial tissue with a little bit of actual blood..
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    pompousass7 Male 40-49
    259 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 8:09 am
    i just threw up in my mouth a bit
  7. Profile photo of datubaman198
    datubaman198 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 8:14 am
    There are no words....
  8. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 8:34 am
    I am pretty sure this is NOT what Stephanie Myers had in mind when she wrote Twilight!
  9. Profile photo of alsobored
    alsobored Male 18-29
    347 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 8:47 am
    hahah that`s great.
    nice troll.
  10. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 8:47 am
    I seriously feel like vomiting right now
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 8:50 am

  12. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 8:55 am
    I am pretty sure this is NOT what Stephanie Myers had in mind when she wrote Twilight!

    But you can`t expect much when what she had in mind is a wretched literary abortion.
  13. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 9:00 am
    Oh god. Vomit.
    I am now aware of tampon Popsicles. I need a brain flush...ugh.
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 9:08 am

  15. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 9:26 am
    i dont hit women but under these circumstances would it be ok
  16. Profile photo of clevelandenn
    clevelandenn Male 40-49
    21 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 9:50 am
    She may have not turned her boyfriend into a vampire , but she certainly turned my stomach
  17. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 9:54 am
    Mmmm... Baby, you`re cooking is bloody delicious.
  18. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 10:06 am
    O_O
  19. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 10:15 am
    gross troll.
  20. Profile photo of PinkRhoid
    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 10:23 am
    Shock Value - For those who want attention but have no wit.
  21. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 10:39 am
    Gross troll is gross!
    (No one could actually BE that stupid, right?)
  22. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 10:43 am
    Haha that`s the grossest thing I`ve heard a troll say all day.

    What`s grosser is the thought that this might be a legitimate question.
  23. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 10:54 am
    that was beyond gross
  24. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 11:03 am
    I would say fake, if you had a face like that would you post it online?
  25. Profile photo of simbha
    simbha Male 30-39
    412 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 11:13 am
    Stake him. I`m sure the result will be more satisfying than living with her.
  26. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 12:10 pm
    "Report abuse" lol
  27. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 12:11 pm
    proves that twihards are morons.
  28. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 12:11 pm
    I`m really hoping it`s not, but it wouldn`t surprise me at all if this turned out to be real. People are gross. And not very smart.
  29. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25407 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 12:30 pm
    stupid people.. You have to be bitten by a vampire to become a vampire
  30. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 1:25 pm
    You have to mix poison with your blood first, then drink it yourself before it will work on your boyfriend, silly.
  31. Profile photo of Jaellot
    Jaellot Male 18-29
    95 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 1:49 pm
    It`s stuff like this that makes me wonder if I could will myself to be gay, but I found not dating nutbags is also a possibility so nevermind.
  32. Profile photo of grindinblade
    grindinblade Male 18-29
    234 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    I just gaged...that is disgusting
  33. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 2:24 pm
    Is this considered self-cannibalism?
  34. Profile photo of bluevayero
    bluevayero Male 18-29
    226 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 2:40 pm
    this should really have a HUGE NEON SING that warns ppl.
  35. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 3:23 pm
    It`s stuff like this that makes me wonder if I could will myself to be gay, but I found not dating nutbags is also a possibility so nevermind.

    Wouldn`t matter anyway - being a nutbag isn`t sex-specific and it isn`t restricted to heterosexual relationships either.
  36. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 3:38 pm
    and this is why I hate people...they are, in general, idiots. I hope her lovely boyfriend read this. This is the most disgusting thing I`ve ever read...and sadly I believe it! I believe she really is this bat-poo crazy.
  37. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 3:43 pm
    I can see why it`s a best seller, so many stupid people out there to purchase it.
  38. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 4:29 pm
    this CAN`T be real...
  39. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 5:32 pm
    some people are taking twilight way to seriously
  40. Profile photo of wikawaka
    wikawaka Female 18-29
    43 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 6:27 pm
    What in the hell is this? That is nasty.
  41. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 7:53 pm
    What a stupid twat. Everyone knows you are supposed to use the old tampons to make tea if you want to turn people into vampires.
  42. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 8:52 pm
    Wtf.....did I just read ??
  43. Profile photo of thecurt
    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 9:08 pm
    Obvious troll is obvious.
  44. Profile photo of JaLacaob
    JaLacaob Male 18-29
    1647 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 9:25 pm
    ...Cooked blood doesn`t work the same, last I checked.
  45. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 11:01 pm
    Troll or not- I am thoroughly disgusted.
  46. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 11:08 pm
    i never realized drinking your own blood = youre now a vampire hmm ya learn somethin new every day
  47. Profile photo of eduardoleon
    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 11:14 pm
    i lol`d
  48. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 12:09 am
    i totally threw up in my mouth. this was nasty.
  49. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 2:33 am
    Wow.
  50. Profile photo of StompinRound
    StompinRound Male 30-39
    49 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 2:33 am
    either way, thats f`ing gross
  51. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 3:33 am
    Naturally she`s a vampire.ew.
  52. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 4:18 am
    oh my effing god.
  53. Profile photo of LastJuggalo
    LastJuggalo Female 18-29
    212 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 6:10 am
    I . . urg . . . sorry. Vomit on the the keyboard.
  54. Profile photo of badfish52596
    badfish52596 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 10:47 am
    wow....just...wow
  55. Profile photo of JolieTheMute
    JolieTheMute Female 18-29
    42 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 10:47 am
    Oh shi-
  56. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 3:34 pm
    My hope for the human race that has been garnered by my close friends, wants me to believe this is fake. There are crazies out there who think clouds are made of tapioca and that Elvis is still alive and married to Lindsey Lohan; but I`m really hoping this is just a sick prank.
  57. Profile photo of j_dizzek_27
    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 4:21 pm
    I hope it`s fake too, but I`m definitely not dating any Twilight fans anyway, just in case.... Now I`m terrified.
  58. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3771 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 7:18 pm
    hope this is fake. too sick, hopefully *fingers crossed* to be true.
  59. Profile photo of whiskeybro
    whiskeybro Male 70 & Over
    5 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 7:21 pm
    i am disgusted with IAB at this point. NEW MODS NOW
  60. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 8:56 pm
    "heavy Flow" bahahaha
  61. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36187 posts
    January 6, 2012 at 12:07 am

    i am disgusted with IAB at this point. NEW MODS NOW
    I nominate PMARREN for mod!
  62. Profile photo of rammo34
    rammo34 Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    January 6, 2012 at 1:31 am
    Yahoo answers is at least 75% trolls. Stop taking it so seriously.
  63. Profile photo of mcboozerilla
    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    January 6, 2012 at 3:12 am
    Brilliant.
  64. Profile photo of kelcyxdoll
    kelcyxdoll Female 18-29
    14 posts
    January 6, 2012 at 11:17 am
    hahaha disgusting but hilarious. the stupidity of some people..

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