Did I Turn My Boyfriend Into A Vampire? [PIC]

Submitted by: ShadowVamp 5 years ago in Funny

The trolls at Yahoo are getting grosser.
There are 64 comments:
Female 14
hahaha disgusting but hilarious. the stupidity of some people..
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Male 646
Brilliant.
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Male 1,108
Yahoo answers is at least 75% trolls. Stop taking it so seriously.
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Male 38,483

[quote]i am disgusted with IAB at this point. NEW MODS NOW [/quote]
I nominate PMARREN for mod!
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Male 1,129
"heavy Flow" bahahaha
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Male 5
i am disgusted with IAB at this point. NEW MODS NOW
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Female 4,086
hope this is fake. too sick, hopefully *fingers crossed* to be true.
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Male 216
I hope it`s fake too, but I`m definitely not dating any Twilight fans anyway, just in case.... Now I`m terrified.
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Male 675
My hope for the human race that has been garnered by my close friends, wants me to believe this is fake. There are crazies out there who think clouds are made of tapioca and that Elvis is still alive and married to Lindsey Lohan; but I`m really hoping this is just a sick prank.
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Female 42
Oh shi-
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Female 54
wow....just...wow
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Female 212
I . . urg . . . sorry. Vomit on the the keyboard.
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Female 833
oh my effing god.
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Male 2,737
Naturally she`s a vampire.ew.
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Male 49
either way, thats f`ing gross
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Female 1,478
Wow.
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Female 546
i totally threw up in my mouth. this was nasty.
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Male 500
i lol`d
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Female 418
i never realized drinking your own blood = youre now a vampire hmm ya learn somethin new every day
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Female 3,696
Troll or not- I am thoroughly disgusted.
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Male 1,647
...Cooked blood doesn`t work the same, last I checked.
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Male 411
Obvious troll is obvious.
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Male 1,810
Wtf.....did I just read ??
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Male 2,033
What a stupid twat. Everyone knows you are supposed to use the old tampons to make tea if you want to turn people into vampires.
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Female 43
What in the hell is this? That is nasty.
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Male 2,384
some people are taking twilight way to seriously
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Male 353
this CAN`T be real...
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Male 1,737
I can see why it`s a best seller, so many stupid people out there to purchase it.
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Female 1,205
and this is why I hate people...they are, in general, idiots. I hope her lovely boyfriend read this. This is the most disgusting thing I`ve ever read...and sadly I believe it! I believe she really is this bat-poo crazy.
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Male 12,365
[quote]It`s stuff like this that makes me wonder if I could will myself to be gay, but I found not dating nutbags is also a possibility so nevermind.[/quote]

Wouldn`t matter anyway - being a nutbag isn`t sex-specific and it isn`t restricted to heterosexual relationships either.
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Male 226
this should really have a HUGE NEON SING that warns ppl.
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Female 1,356
Is this considered self-cannibalism?
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Male 234
I just gaged...that is disgusting
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Male 95
It`s stuff like this that makes me wonder if I could will myself to be gay, but I found not dating nutbags is also a possibility so nevermind.
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Male 4,594
You have to mix poison with your blood first, then drink it yourself before it will work on your boyfriend, silly.
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Male 25,416
stupid people.. You have to be bitten by a vampire to become a vampire
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Female 843
I`m really hoping it`s not, but it wouldn`t surprise me at all if this turned out to be real. People are gross. And not very smart.
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Female 2,927
proves that twihards are morons.
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Male 2,586
"Report abuse" lol
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Male 412
Stake him. I`m sure the result will be more satisfying than living with her.
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Male 1,243
I would say fake, if you had a face like that would you post it online?
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Male 1,093
that was beyond gross
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Male 1,540
Haha that`s the grossest thing I`ve heard a troll say all day.

What`s grosser is the thought that this might be a legitimate question.
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Male 37,803
Gross troll is gross!
(No one could actually BE that stupid, right?)
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Male 1,239
Shock Value - For those who want attention but have no wit.
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Male 3,894
gross troll.
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Female 4,359
O_O
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Male 1,313
Mmmm... Baby, you`re cooking is bloody delicious.
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Male 21
She may have not turned her boyfriend into a vampire , but she certainly turned my stomach
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Male 450
i dont hit women but under these circumstances would it be ok
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Male 1,284

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Female 1,386
Oh god. Vomit.
I am now aware of tampon Popsicles. I need a brain flush...ugh.
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Male 5,811
[quote]I am pretty sure this is NOT what Stephanie Myers had in mind when she wrote Twilight![/quote]

But you can`t expect much when what she had in mind is a wretched literary abortion.
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Male 1,931

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Male 1,582
I seriously feel like vomiting right now
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Male 347
hahah that`s great.
nice troll.
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Male 3,322
I am pretty sure this is NOT what Stephanie Myers had in mind when she wrote Twilight!
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Male 79
There are no words....
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Male 259
i just threw up in my mouth a bit
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Female 43
I hope she realizes most of the `blood` she`s been eating is mostly endometrial tissue with a little bit of actual blood..
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Male 2,419
... blood sausage, runny eggs (think abo.. no don`t)
that bitch serves an english breaksfast from her muffin!
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Male 5,811
...eww.
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Female 3,727

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Female 362
Link: Did I Turn My Boyfriend Into A Vampire? [PIC] [Rate Link] - The trolls at Yahoo are getting grosser.
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