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Date: 01/29/12 09:00 AM

70 Responses to Christina Aguilera Sang At Etta James Funeral [Pic

  1. Profile photo of velvet_girl
    velvet_girl Female 18-29
    53 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 9:11 am
    O.o
  2. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 9:14 am
    uhhhhhhhh...
  3. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 29, 2012 at 9:14 am

    HAHAHA Love it.
    She started the damn song so "soul" and so over "bluesy". It sounded like...
    "eeeeee aaaaaaahhhhh
    my luuuuh has summa looong"
    She totally butcherd the song trying too hard.
    "At Last" Etta James funeral video
  4. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 9:16 am
    Oh my ........ she forgot to buy the extra large tampons I guess.
  5. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 9:21 am
    probably fake tan
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 9:24 am
    It was fake tan. There were a few comments about this and multiple people said what it was. If it was blood, it would be a lot redder.
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 9:29 am
    gerry, your crazy man. I just watched your link, and I think she did a great job. One of the few great voices in modern pop music.

    bataleon27, I hope your right my friend.
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    WolfStar Female 18-29
    455 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 9:32 am
    I`m gonna assume it`s sweat making her fake tan run... It`s less disturbing.
  9. Profile photo of Thdot
    Thdot Male 30-39
    658 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 9:32 am

  10. Profile photo of FeelTheRide
    FeelTheRide Female 18-29
    515 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 9:38 am
    I REALLY HOPE THAT IS SELF TANNER!!!
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    sweetrebelnc Female 18-29
    847 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 9:46 am
    I`m glad she`s wearing clothes that fit her now.
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 29, 2012 at 9:48 am

    Cobrakiller, granted she has a great voice, but sometimes you don`t have to work so hard. Sometimes the sing is great without too much woo-woo ooby-dooby sha-na-na-na-na-naaaaaa crap.

    Less is more.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 10:08 am
    Real of not, my tomato soup is ruined.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 10:20 am
    I`m with you on this one, Gerry. I do think Christina has a beautiful voice but she tries to damn hard. There is such a thing as too much and when that too much is scale runs, then you sound like a crappy American Idol hopeful.
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    stagefreak Male 18-29
    379 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 10:49 am
    maybe she pushed too hard to hit that note
  16. Profile photo of Krowley
    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 10:51 am
    Whatever is dripping is just pulling attention away from the ugliest knees in showbiz
  17. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 10:55 am
    Probably just gravy.
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    zombunny Female 18-29
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    January 29, 2012 at 10:57 am
    Definitely could be sweaty spray tan. I agree with Gerry. I wish she hadn`t embellished the song so much. It would have been beautiful if she had just done it straight up without all that bullpoo, but she does that with everything she sings.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 11:00 am
    I didn`t read the whole caption and when I looked at the pic I was wondering if she was peeing herself.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    January 29, 2012 at 11:08 am
    her human suit was starting to leak and break apart. female douchbags can only maintain human form for so long before they pop!
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 11:14 am
    Lets just hope that is icecream,,,
  22. Profile photo of thatjimguy
    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    458 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 11:36 am
    gosh I can just remember when she was like the hottest thing under the sun

    A lesson for every guy...stop acting like they are the best thing in the world because of looks...they ain;t gonna have it for long anyway.
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    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 11:46 am
    Why you so icky now Christina??????????????
  24. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 11:51 am
    WEE!!!
  25. Profile photo of j_dizzek_27
    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:12 pm
    I`d rather not know.
  26. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:26 pm
    Only one thing to do after seeing this picture.

  27. Profile photo of tacks
    tacks Female 18-29
    155 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:44 pm
    Is it really that hard to put a tampon in?
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 12:49 pm
    so..her ant Flo is in town (i knows its a bad pun but it had to be said)
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    JaundiceCake Female 18-29
    674 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:27 pm
    Looks more like a weird tear in her pantyhose. It`s impossible to not know that blood is dripping down your leg. Really.

  30. Profile photo of velvet_girl
    velvet_girl Female 18-29
    53 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    I agree with Gerry, having seen/skipped through said link I`ve realized had I been there I would have been hella grateful for the mystery substance running down her leg, in order to distract me for her OTT chewbacca singing.
    I`m sorry. She`s got the pipes but she ALWAYS pushes it too far, to the point that I`m not sure she had any idea what the actual vocal melody is.
    Her singing makes my brain cringe in its cranium.
  31. Profile photo of Lyannovitch
    Lyannovitch Female 18-29
    262 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 1:54 pm
    Probably just a spray-tan accident ;)
  32. Profile photo of Zuriel
    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 2:08 pm
    this bitch is still alive.... wow
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    beccajdavis Female 18-29
    160 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 2:17 pm
    You`d think she`d wear a shirt, brush her hair and put a tampon in for the funeral. Just out of respect. Unless that is "dressing up" for her? hmmm...
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 2:33 pm
    When did she get so thick? Is she pregs or something?
  35. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 3:03 pm
    @bridog6996:

    You call her "thick," I call her healthy. God forbid a woman has some meat on her bones in this society. >.<
  36. Profile photo of FemBot
    FemBot Female 18-29
    262 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 4:09 pm
    Just when I thought Christina Aguilera couldn`t get nastier, she pulls stunts like this. And if that`s spray tan- then she`s still nasty to have that much sweat pouring out from between her legs. drating gross.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 5:33 pm
    What a fatass
  38. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 6:03 pm
    Has a little meat on her bones? I think a Dr would classify her as overweight at minimum, possibly obese. Don`t compare her to other fatties in the US - she`ll look comparably skinny.
  39. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 6:06 pm
    Seriously people, she looks healthier now than the peak of her career. I know everyone has their opinions and crap, but saying things like "what a fatass" is why so society is so messed up.

    As for everything not related to weight, she is still drating nasty. Either period blood or a badly done fake tan...both suck but what I hate most is her.
  40. Profile photo of YugureKage
    YugureKage Female 18-29
    1205 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 6:10 pm
    And yeah, I realize that my comment is a bit hypocritical
  41. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 6:22 pm
    thank god i read the comments. knowing it was a spray tan and not blood is a lot less disgusting
  42. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 7:29 pm
    @fancythat:

    if you think THAT is obese, you really need to re-evaluate your ideas concerning weight. A woman who`s not skinny as a rail is not automatically overweight or obese. Jesus, with people like you it`s no wonder young women in this country have body image issues.
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    snakecharmer Male 18-29
    321 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 8:30 pm
    Did any one else see the blood running down her leg???
  44. Profile photo of zacharybeans
    zacharybeans Female 18-29
    5 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 9:49 pm
    She`s definitely put on some weight, but damn does she look better than she did when she was rail thin!!!
  45. Profile photo of Dead-Kittens
    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1127 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 10:07 pm
    I would say shes `average` for an american but it would be considered heavy set in Canada.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 10:39 pm
    @fancythat

    Real women have curves... Super thin girls, like Christina USED to be back when her pop career was at its peak, are gross... What happened to us as a society? We used to look to women like Marilyn Monroe, Bettie Page, Audrey Hepburn, and Elizabeth Taylor for our examples of beauty... What do they all have in common? Not a SINGLE one of them under a size 8... That`s called REALISTIC. Today`s prerequisite for what is hot is just absolutely unattainable without relentless work...

    TRUE beauty doesn`t require that much work... Just be at your body`s natural median weight. You don`t have to spend countless hours wasting away in a gym and starving yourself to be beautiful... Just be active and eat right to keep yourself within a healthy weight range. Be confident and comfortable in your own skin.
  47. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 10:44 pm
    are you men crazy? she`s not fat, at all. But, she does appear to have an unexpected period...
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    dblond369 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 11:00 pm
    her fake tan is running...
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    bomb_tom Male 18-29
    522 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 11:00 pm
    she`s fat. period.

    (see what i did there ;-))
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    zombieraptur Male 18-29
    57 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 11:52 pm
    She really is a good singer. To everyone who is commenting on her being fat i wish your avatars where actually pictures of you cause i bet it would make your comments funnier.
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 4:18 am
    boobies! oh wait...
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    andybme Male 50-59
    296 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 6:37 am
    OMG Christina Say it ain`t so
  53. Profile photo of ilurk
    ilurk Female 18-29
    220 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 6:47 am
    Yeah its what happens to your fake tan with any water/sweat... And she has a lot caked on.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 7:12 am
    Um...Santorum?
  55. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2012 at 8:30 am
    Who was at what?
  56. Profile photo of Mike_Hawk
    Mike_Hawk Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2012 at 8:44 am
    She`s better with the few extra pounds in my opinion. I love real women with curves.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    January 30, 2012 at 9:02 am
    @Taylor Stone
    Yes, real women have curves... unless one is naturally thin-then I guess she can`t be a real woman.
    Curves is different from fat. Having a little meat on your bones(Everybody has that) is different from fat.
    Starving oneself and slaving away in a gym is different from eating nutritiously and getting a proper amount of exercise.
    Being confident and comfortable in ones` own skin does not mean that one is not overweight/underweight, obese, or lacks physical endurance. It just means that one is willing to feel good about being less than optimum.
    Handing you back your rose colored glasses now.
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    killerpanda1 Female 18-29
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    January 30, 2012 at 10:57 am
    why can`t fatties defend themselves with out insulting the skinnies?
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    junkaroo Male 30-39
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    January 30, 2012 at 11:47 am
    "I love real women with curves."

    Well accroding to this pic, she`s definitely a real woman.... *eyebleach*
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    bdwg Male 30-39
    18 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 12:15 pm
    Did she sing so hard that she peed? why is this not the main topic of discussion as opposed to "man she`s so fat"...what are you comparing her to? 1998? How much weight have you gained in 14 years? I think we should really be talking about what god-awful nastiness is draining out of her in this picture.
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    grapehead Male 18-29
    408 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    this isnt about fatties
  62. Profile photo of grapehead
    grapehead Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2012 at 12:17 pm
    its blood people! come on
  63. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
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    January 30, 2012 at 6:56 pm
    That`s disgusting on so many levels. Christina Gagulator.
  64. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
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    January 30, 2012 at 9:02 pm
    I must have been living under a rock... but.. how the hell did that fat ass genie get out of the bottle?
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    andromeda33 Female 18-29
    50 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 9:26 pm
    apparently it was just her self tanner
  66. Profile photo of razbitom
    razbitom Male 40-49
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    January 31, 2012 at 2:18 am
    you mean she actually exists? i thought she was just a horror story today`s parents were telling their kids.
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    8BitHero Male 18-29
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    January 31, 2012 at 7:50 am
    That is a very silly place to store ketchup haha
  68. Profile photo of Solargirl
    Solargirl Female 18-29
    89 posts
    January 31, 2012 at 8:49 am
    Oh dear :(
  69. Profile photo of lizbian_2
    lizbian_2 Female 18-29
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    February 1, 2012 at 7:04 pm
    Spray tan dripping

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