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Date: 01/04/12 04:39 PM

48 Responses to Christian Kids` Rework Black-Eyed Pea`s `My Humps`

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    January 4, 2012 at 4:43 pm
    Link: Christian Kids` Rework Black-Eyed Pea`s `My Humps` - The crazy thing is, I prefer this version to Fergie`s abysmal original.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2012 at 4:46 pm
    How revolting.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2012 at 4:56 pm
    pagan atheists? o.o
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    January 4, 2012 at 4:57 pm
    Atheists aren`t Pagans. Paganism is a religion, isn`t it? Don`t they have many gods. Atheists don`t even have one. An this atheist doesn`t have to go anywhere once a week to "learn how to be nice." I think I`m a pretty nice guy as I am.

    I`m glad that you find some happiness in your faith. I find happiness in my lack of faith. I don`t try to convince you you`re wrong, please don`t try to convince me I`m wrong.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 4:57 pm
    Aww brainwashed children. How cute. :|
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    January 4, 2012 at 5:03 pm
    I`ve not heard Fergie`s version, but if you prefer this dreck, it must be pretty dang bad.
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    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    January 4, 2012 at 5:06 pm
    My balls, my balls, my sweatty manily balls.
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    akabane Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2012 at 5:36 pm
    pagan atheist is equavilent to scotch korean.

    just contradictions.
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    duckinfuh Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2012 at 5:56 pm
    Before this get`s out of hand, this is a parody.

    Also: Poe`s Law
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    cobrakiller Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2012 at 5:57 pm
    If your going to make an argument, whether it be in song form or not. As already stated in this forum, you cannot be Atheist and Pagan. That is just dumb to say.

    For those who seem to be confused on what Pagan means, it really any indigenous religion that is not one of the Judaism, Christianity, or Islam.

    This includes Greek and Roman Mythos, Norse Mythos, Egyption Mythos, Hinduism, and many more .
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    wikawaka Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2012 at 6:06 pm
    lol. Those poor kids..
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    zombunny Female 18-29
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    January 4, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    They`re so cute when they`re brainwashed.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    January 4, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    A future Kirk Cameron and Katy Perry?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 4, 2012 at 6:46 pm

    If you`re an athiest, you`re not pagan.

    They sound like the brainwashed muslim kids who hate jews and INFADELS!
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
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    January 4, 2012 at 7:29 pm
    "Set them free" ?



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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    January 4, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    She must mean pagan/atheist, or we would refer to muslim christians.

    The church shouldn`t be allowed to prey on vulnerable young kids. Religious exposure should be banned until people reach voting age and can make informed decisions for themselves.
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
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    January 4, 2012 at 8:31 pm
    "Before this get`s out of hand, this is a parody.

    Also: Poe`s Law"

    Or perhaps it`s just Poe`s corollary. That`s the fun part!
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    angelo0317 Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2012 at 8:43 pm
    I`m Christian, and I still think this is unacceptable.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    January 4, 2012 at 9:45 pm
    I wouldn`t worry too much about the "pagan atheist" thing, or even the "I`m gonna set set set them free, make them Christian just like me" sentiment. That`s what religions do, and it doesn`t affect most of us.

    No, what I find vastly more abhorrent is "You don`t need evolution, it`s just not the solution". Well, you say that kid, until new antibiotics to save your life from a particularly virulent infection by constantly evolving and resistant bacteria.

    Well done parents/carers/pastors, whomever. You just brainwashed these children and denied them any chance of being any kind of professional scientist in their future, should that have been the path they chose.

    Even more terrifying (and yes, I mean that word, over-the-top as it seems), is that the Conservative front-runners in America and heirs apparent to the throne, Romney and Perry, would both advocate teaching ID in schools alongside evolution.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    January 4, 2012 at 9:45 pm
    Come on America, you`re smarter than this. Part of the reason you`re declining in science is exactly this kind of bullcum which you`re teaching your kids.

    Believe whatever you want, we atheists take no offence to that. Believe in God, fairies, the sasquatch, whatever you like. Heck, try to convert people to your belief in whatever, it might work on some people, there`s still no harm in that.

    But to teach kids that there`s no such thing as the inherently observable reality of evolution (that living things can change their form over generations, which is all evolution is when boiled down), is disgusting.

    While you`re at it, teach children that the internet is run by pixies. After all, we have a much greater scientific understanding of evolutionary processes than we do of the quantum mechanics of how electrons move across your computer`s circuitboard.
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    Hedkwab Male 18-29
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    January 4, 2012 at 10:38 pm
    "Come on America" Stopped reading at the stupid generalization.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    January 4, 2012 at 10:47 pm
    Come on America, you`re smarter than this. Part of the reason you`re declining in science is exactly this kind of bullcum which you`re teaching your kids.
    I`d like to see your evidence of this -- especially since Catholic school students consistently outperform their public school counterparts. Einstein and Newton were both devout believers. I think they were both pretty good at science. BTW, I`m an atheist myself. I just don`t feel I have to be smug and arrogant about it like you and many others like you. And while I`m a firm believer in evolution, I really couldn`t care less what anyone else thinks about it.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2012 at 12:28 am
    People used to be respectful of God and Christ. Nowadays its about being a part of something so you`re special and then attempting to woo people to your side by being elitist. That is why the modern church is in so much trouble. People are inherently stupid.
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    keith2 Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2012 at 3:10 am
    I was tricked into christianism at that age as well.. and all I learned from that experience is I liked black church as opposed to lame ass white church
  25. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 3:42 am
    Einstein and Newton were both devout believers.

    Really? Einstein had declared himself agnostic, but he was more of a pantheist. He believed that there was a higher order, but that order could be solved by science.

    "It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." - Albert Einstein

    So, to Einstein, "God" was science unrevealed.

    And, as for Newton...well, he was a typical 17th century man. He studied the bible a lot, as most people of the time did, but he did so to help him understand the world of science better...again, strong pantheistic beliefs, leaning more toward the panentheism aspect.
  26. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 3:48 am
    And yes, Catholic schools tend to out perform other schools because they marry religion and science. I went to Catholic school my whole life, and I can tell you that it`s a whole different ball of wax than other Christian schools.

    Firstly, Catholic schools freely teach evolution, and embrace many scientific aspects. The methodology of Catholic schools is to teach the curriculum, but engage the faith, and to bring Catholic teachings into every aspect.

    But...that doesn`t mean that students aren`t encouraged to question and learn more about the world around them just because, "Goddidit". The methodology is to teach "how" God did it, more or less...again, a panentheistic approach to religious views.

    Pantheism and panentheism are the way to go, and offer the least resistance in exploring the universe. Both allow for a mystical belief in something greater, but also allow for exploration of the unknown.
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    January 5, 2012 at 3:53 am
    Pantheism indicates that: Everything we don`t know has been reveared as "God". And as we increase our knowledge in the universe, the division between "God" and man decreases.

    Panentheism believes that "God" is in everything, and as we explore the universe, and increase our understanding of our universe, so too do we understand "God".

    Whether or not this "God" is of divine intellect is unknowable. Pantheists believe there is no divine intellect, but it`s okay to attribute the concept of a divine intellect to what we don`t understand; just as long as our quest for knowledge doesn`t end there.

    Panentheists believe there is a divine intellect at work in the universe, and that the universe itself is intelligent beyond our knowledge. It will always remain beyond our knowledge, but through the study of the universe, we can gain a greater understanding of this intelligence.

    Make-a de sense?
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
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    January 5, 2012 at 4:29 am
    I`m feeling bad for them...
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    alsobored Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2012 at 6:15 am
    Hahaha, how can anyone hate christians. :)
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    madest Male 40-49
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    January 5, 2012 at 6:26 am
    OldOllie, Einstein was not Catholic he was a non observant Jew and claimed to not believe in God although he never claimed to be an atheist. These kids are not Catholic, they`re Christian which means they need to give up reality for the fantasy world they live in. You know how that is.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
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    January 5, 2012 at 7:30 am
    Not too shabby.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2012 at 7:38 am
    idk, seems a little too high-brow to be a parody made by kids that young.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
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    January 5, 2012 at 8:05 am
    they are not going to hell....they`ll be buried 6 ft. under,just like everyone else.
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    jakes230 Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2012 at 8:48 am
    at :35 seconds, does he say "father`s got me coming"??? If so that was a really bad choice of lyrics lol
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 5, 2012 at 8:48 am

    You don`t need evolution
    It`s just not the solution
    Nothing could be fine-a
    Than intelligent design-a
    Yeah,and the world`s flat ,too, kid.
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    artvamp27 Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2012 at 9:24 am
    i love how the kid on the left is doing a `smack that` motion.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2012 at 10:07 am
    "Religious exposure should be banned until people reach voting age and can make informed decisions for themselves."

    Religions would die out in only 1 generation if that happened xD
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 5, 2012 at 12:19 pm
    not cool..
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    edalwayo1234 Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2012 at 5:35 pm



    MY FACE RIGHT NOW
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    YugureKage Female 18-29
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    January 5, 2012 at 6:10 pm
    sooo...should I point out the contradiction of a pagan atheist? Sigh...this makes me sick. These kids have no idea what they are talking about. I agree, "Religious exposure should be banned until people reach voting age and can make informed decisions for themselves."
    If all the religions die out in one generation because of that...no great loss :P
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2012 at 6:14 pm

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    trickroom Male 18-29
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    January 5, 2012 at 6:59 pm
    i find their dancing/stage swag is even more irratating
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    dubstepdubst Male 18-29
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    January 6, 2012 at 8:55 am
    this thought ran through my head

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    Levon1 Female 18-29
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    January 6, 2012 at 11:15 am
    This is cute :)
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    number1man Male 13-17
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    January 6, 2012 at 1:19 pm
    damn you beat me to it YugureKage, i had to listen again to be sure that`s what they really said.
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    hi2pi Male 30-39
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    January 7, 2012 at 12:11 am
    Thank you Samsquatch. That was very helpful.
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    PhotoKing Male 30-39
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    January 9, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    so deluded they are. all those pagan holiday`s they celebrate without having a clue where they really come from. and what was that boy doing with his hands, looked like he was holding a head or something.
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    sutra46 Female 40-49
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    January 9, 2012 at 8:04 pm
    Hahaha love it!

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