Bungee Cord Breaks Over Croc-Infested River

Submitted by: MrOrange 5 years ago in Funny

With a name like hers, bungee jumping is not a good idea.
There are 26 comments:
Male 528
atleast her face is still pretty
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Male 5,811
Well, there`s yer problem.
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Male 2,419
weird, this video can`t be started again from 0:00, it pops over to 0:04 by itself
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Male 1,737
Least she did it over water, my first time was over concrete, it would of ended in a nice splat.
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Male 22
I didn`t get the name bit until I read MrOrange`s comments, and I thought it was pretty funny.

Anyway, one more thing to take off the bucket list...
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Male 959
stupid is as stupid does
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Male 2,419
for those of you who don`t get it...
you save/work hard to earn cash to go on a holliday to a foreign country, with amazing things to see and do, and you go bungeee jumping with your friends, and you stand on that bridge, u look down... they jell Jump Er in!, jump Into! that croc filled river, with your feet tied togheter, and take those rapids, you moron!

Both Darwin and Newton were defeated by mere pure luck, and to them i wish to say:
"we apologise for any inconvenience caused"


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Male 2,419
and for my second 42 post, (just google) you know,
Life, The Universe, and everything,
i would just like to say, as i raise my pangalactic gargleblaster in a toast.
Jump Erin, Jump!

(poor frogs)
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Male 2,419
her first name: erin, means "into it" (lt. er in)
what do you say when you go bungy jumping with yer mates? thats right, JUMP ERIN! which to me was so f**k*ng hystericaly funny that i forget it looses it`s meaning in english.. (except that erin is an old english name for ireland, maybe some of you find that funny, dunno)
Sue me!
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Male 1,920
@Corpsecrank
"I think I should point out it [IAB] is the first one to mention anything at all about a croc infested river"

"Why does there need to be a new and totally exaggerated title for everything posted here."

"Since IAB is the third place today I have heard this story"

The fact that it is a Croc infested river is specifically pointed out int the news story, it is not an exaggeration by IAB. I think that I should point out that someone who has watched this video 3 (4 counting this site) times in different places should have picked up that the river is croc infested. Do I need to point out your post is a fail?
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Male 1,377
Corpsecrank BBC must have the same issue huh?
Why does everyone bitch about IAB without thinking first? Quit bitchin` and enjoy the site, OR LEAVE.
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Male 928
Since IAB is the third place today I have heard this story I think I should point out it is the first one to mention anything at all about a croc infested river as a way to lure everyone to watch it. Why does there need to be a new and totally exaggerated title for everything posted here. Was the original title not good enough?
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Male 17,512
OH SNAP!
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Male 4,004
I don`t understand bungee jumping nor do I understand BASE jumping, or rock climbing. Yet I completely understand skydiving. Every time I`m in a plane, I think what a thrill and how liberating it must feel to jump into the void (with a well packed parachute).
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Female 6,381
Yeah, "Erin Langworth," not the name you want to go bungee.... just a sec`, why is that a bad name again?
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Male 40,277
See, this is why I will NEVER go bungee jumping. I mean the only reason people do it is because of the danger, right? She`s amazingly lucky to be alive.
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Male 25,417
meh...
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Female 843
I`ve never been bungee jumping so I don`t know what the cord is supposed to look like, but that one seemed very frayed, old, and all around unreliable. Shouldn`t that have been a warning sign?
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Male 39,528

Orange posted this? Figures!

@ MrOrange - Your warped, sadistic pleasure in other people`s pain is what I like most about you. Keep up the good works.
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Male 2,419
Well then, apologies all around. "er in" = "in to" in dutch, somehow it must have slipped my mind that i was dealing with english.. it happens from time to time.
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Male 658
Most likely a mod fail. They always change the titles to their own. this sounds like one of their lame titles.
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Male 3,058
@ BlankTom: I bet that`s EXACTLY what he thought.

That`s a giant fail on both the submitter, AND the mod.

IAB, rapidly becoming the Wal-Mart of time-waster sites.
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Female 457
@MrOrange? Did you think her name was "Victoria Falls?" Cause that`s just... sad.
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Male 1,674
"With a name like hers, bungee jumping is not a good idea"
Erin Laung Worth? Don`t get it. Please don`t tell me you thought her name was Victoria Falls, lol.
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Male 3,058
What does the last name Laung-Worth have to do with this? Your stupid joke makes no sense whatsoever.

Description: Level 7 fail.
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Male 2,419
Link: Bungee Cord Breaks Over Croc-Infested River [Rate Link] - With a name like hers, bungee jumping is not a good idea.
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