Bored At Night: The Boredening [Pic+]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in


Yep, you read right--a new nightly forum for when the bulk of I-A-B"s fresh, piping-hot content tapers off for the night and you"re having withdrawls. Regulars will know Open Forums mean any topic is open for discussion: That kick-ass burrito you had for dinner tonight, Tim Tebow theories on how he"s not all that bad when a big game is on the line or hell, I don"t know--help with homework.

A few rules that will stick:

1) Being a dick will get you banned... for good. No questions asked.
2) You know what being a dick is. (That"s not a rule, but you know what I mean.)
3) No personal attacks. I"m all for good-natured ribbing, but don"t attack a fellow I-A-Ber. Just don"t. Do it and you"ll be seen out the door by one of I-A-B"s sexy
Mods.

And that"s about it. Rules and stuff will be ironed out throughout the week, but you get the gist.

Ta for now... Fancy


Hey I-A-B, it"s a new nightly feature--consider it an Open Forum. No topic is forbidden--just keep it somewhat civil.
There are 103 comments:
Female 9,557
@DixxyRarr 2 years! I had braces for almost 5 years.
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Male 1,586
I`m with you Dixxy. I did braces for 3 with 1.5 years of headgear while I slept. I am glad I had braces.
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Male 5,148
Just watched an epic movie "The Another Earth". I suggest you all to watch that movie, in my personal movie rate (that go from 1 to 5) this movie got a 4+.
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Female 2,674
PringleMan: No kidding!! I saw those teeth and I thanked god I wore braces for 2 years (headgear for 1... ain`t no shame). Worth it.
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Female 1,356
i hope those aren`t their real teeth.
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Female 51
I like the new changes. People think they can mouth off just because they hide behind a computer. Thanks Fancy!
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Female 2,674
McGovern, that reminds me of `The Implication`... it`s not that she can`t say no, it`s just that she won`t.

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Male 4,290
Thanks McGovern, but I`m not sure I should write that on my paper tomorrow.
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Male 14,331
@almightybob1

The ring theory:

If you get your girl a ring and she accepts it she`s pretty much got to suck your dick.

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Male 25,417
cool
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Male 4,290
I don`t suppose we have anyone in the OF who could explain ring theory in 1000 characters?
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Male 168
@Shillier Luckily no blood was drawn, but a lesson was learned. Think twice before pulling on a stray pube.
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Female 3,726
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Female 3,726
It`s ribbed...

YUM!
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Female 3,726
Davy, you realize I still have this HUGE crush on you! Ever since I became BORED....

*sigh*
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Male 4,290
I have an exam tomorrow and I just can`t be bothered. I`m in the library and I simply can`t motivate myself to keep studying. Oh well.
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Male 312
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Male 20,827
xCYBERDYNEx: Get your s#it together, I like your submissions.
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Male 260
@ddaq89 did you get it sewed back together? i`m picturing a nightmare before christmasesque stitch job..
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Male 11,739
There`s a chat mod who is pretty hot, but the mod we used to have here who was hot isn`t here now. :(
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Male 20,827
grindinblade: Didn`t read the book (I know, I suck, but I watched it with someone who ready it and she said it was very true to the book and was better in an entertaining way. Good use of animation and graphics.
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Male 168
Today I saw an extra long pube hanging out in my underwear, so I grabbed it and realized it was one of my GFs long hairs. As I pulled it out it because clear that it was wrapped around my d***, the more I pulled it felt like I was going to slice my d*** in half like a guy in a movie that gets his head cut off by Jason Stathom with piano wire. True story.
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Male 234
@Fancy how did the movie version of Freakonomics compare to the book? The book is one of my all time favorites, read the original during a power outage this year and the reading the sequel now.
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Male 1,582
Who?
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Male 3,058
IAB has ONE mod that can be considered sexy.
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Male 1,582
IAB has sexy mods? Not trying to be a dick, but which ones are considered to be the "sexy" ones?
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Male 55
I fell asleep on my desk and just woke up. I`m so sad that I didn`t get to participate apart from my initial excitement.
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Male 954
You know fancy there is a mod out there that can in fact make female characters nude. 0.o Just sayin` I may or may not have that mod...
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Male 4,902
Skyrim has completely consumed all of my free time. I`ve fallen behind on here and this makes me sad :-(
Now off to look at everything posted in the last week.
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Female 546
i`m tired as hell. still have to go through all of today`s posts tho. roll tide fricking rolled over the tigers, so hells yeah. next week`s nfl games are gonna be fun to watch. worse to lose. so go pats, giants, 49ers, and ravens.

pats/giants = SB 2012.

night all. :)
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Male 11
I wouldn`t touch either of them women with your dick and someone else pushin
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Male 36
In relation to the masturbation theory... Hair growth in modern man is in most cases to mediate friction. Where do people get the most hair? Arm pits, between the upper legs and the testicles. So if the palms of your hands had the follicles necessary to support hair growth it would be reasonable to think that masturbation or friction would trigger an increase in hair growth. Unfortunately, a quick investigation of your hands will show that the follicles are non-existent. Sorry, but you can masturbate till the cows come home and you`ll probably never get any hair growth on your palms :(
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Male 25
Glad I read the whole intro because I need help with my homework. How many dicks go into a tebow ? Getting banned from :-| would suck worse then the time I lost my virginity to Mary`s little lamb.
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Male 3,631
Memento is f*ckin` cool.
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Male 23
heteronormativism
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Male 20,827
TheGrinch: Just finished watching Freakonomics, the movie from last year. Only 80 minutes, a must watch for stats lovers like myself.
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Male 2,034
So there`s an old wives tale that masturbating will make hair grow on the palms of your hands. In Bram Stoker`s "Dracula" a part mentions that Count Dracula has hair on the palms of his hands. Therefore...
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Male 646
Yeah, being a dick will get you banned for good, until you create a new account. Some of you will apparently have to stop bawling first.
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Male 769
and Grinch: i`d like it to be known, i got her to watch Memento. (H)
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Male 769
regalia: your name is still pronounced wrong...
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Female 212
swiftshiv: i still hate your picture
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Male 769
huh... been a minute since one of these happened. well, i think. i`ve been gone a long time.
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Male 49
regalia13: Nice! Those are both fantastic films. I love everything that Aronofsky and Nolan have done.
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Female 212
TheGrinch: Requiem for a Dream. And Momento
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Male 49
Say, anybody ever notice how all liberals are COMMIE FAGGOTS? Oh nevermind, I`m one of them. Yes let`s not go there. Anybody seen any good movies recently? I watched the Korean monster movie The Host tonight. Pretty damn good.
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Female 212
but thats interesting to discuss as long as people arent dicks
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Male 234
Also watching war horse...
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Male 234
Why do I get the feeling the open forum will eventually gravitate toward most IAB conversations about relegion vs atheism, evolution vs creationist, and general conservative vs liberal?
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Male 2,214
Steve Jobs introduces I-ghost....
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Male 2,419
good morning, just read this.. seems about right...
what do nightcrawlers talk about? pr0n ads and games...
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Male 3,631
Yeah, it`s pretty easy - it`s just PrintScreen in Skyrim, luckily - I didn`t figure this out `till I was trying to discover a hotkey for "disrobe."
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Male 12,138
Suicism, are you regaling us with tales and pics of your horny married lesbian alter-ego in the world of Skyrim? If so, Davymid likes this. I needs me a Capture Card.

Here`s my night so far: pretty lame, I almost hit a dog running across the road though. Also, I couldn`t find any Skylanders for my my kid at Toys-R-Us (why the f*ck do you call yourselves that when you don`t have the toys?).
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Male 3,631
But I guess we can`t blame him, now can we..

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Male 23
adam west eats frozen grapes
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Male 3,631
Now I told everybody before the night got underway "don`t lose your head or anything!"

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Female 212
I`m avoiding sleeping because I don`t want to.
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Male 49
Yeah I suppose they go for the whole effed up factor to attract people`s attention, although I don`t want to imagine what kind of person would end up clicking on them. On a different note,

What is everybody doing right now? I`m singing along to Dracula`s Lament (from Forgetting Sarah Marshall) and doing push ups. Actually as I`m typing this the song has ended and I`m now listening to Inside of You.
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Male 3,631
It didn`t work out so well..



At least we know ONE Orc who won`t be having a "second life" in the morning!
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Female 212
What`s funny Fancy, is that Michael and I were literally just talking about open forums today and how he wished there were more of them.
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Male 20,827
Suicism: Waaaay too confusing for me. Is it like Second Life?
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Male 20,827
If found that online porn ads--the animated ones, anyway--are always pretty gruesome, but I guess they have to be. They have to attract your attention for your click.

No shame in my game--I`ve been known to pause my regularly scheduled porn to watch the animated .gif porn ad.
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Male 3,631
And here`s HER badass chick:




They got married:



And even went home with a new friend!

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Male 49
I like this open forum idea. Is it just me or are the ads on porn sites always the worst? I mean, come on, who wants free "drated up porn" for life?? I would rather not look at pictures of animated girls with goblin dicks while I`m fapping to wholesome, good ole fashioned pr0n. I hope I`m not crossing any lines here but it`s been on my mind lately (first world problems to the max)
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Male 20,827
What kind of filthy human being am I that the first thing I thought of right now is if you can design your female Skyrim characters totally buck naked?
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Male 3,631
I like my girls dirty with complexion setting 1. And Elven - very Elven.
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Male 2,034
Adam West watches all his movies on Laserdisc.
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Male 3,631
Actually, yes - and with Sexy results:


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Female 212
Pretty sure cranberry juice is for UTI
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Male 20,827
Do you design your own characters in Skyrim? No idea.
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Male 23
adam west flies southwest airlines
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Male 3,631
I`m playing Skyrim right now - checkout my badass chick:



Maybe he was looking at her?
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Male 20,827
gothgirl69: Cranberry juice. Or is that for urinary tract infection? I don`t know.
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Male 3,631
Yeah - he`s pretty much got only one.. wonder what he was lookin` at?
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Male 20,827
msieg007: Didn`t see the BCS bowl tonight. It was played so far away from NYE weekend. I was watching highlights on ESPN though and I feel confident with my decision not to watch it.

Besides, I blew my football wad yesterday on the Broncos-Steelers game. I had no wad to give today.
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Male 20,827
davymid, this was the first year in MY LIFE that I went with an artificial tree with built-in lights.

I felt like a load of crap during Christmas--felt like I was letting down baby Jesus--but felt like a gangsta when I folded that fake pine up like an umbrella on New Year`s weekend.
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Female 212
Davymid: My dad has given up doing that. I believe he leaves the lights on and just carefully dismantles the tree. Idk how he does it. Seems to work for him though.

Also, wow it`s been forever since I`ve done an open forum.
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Male 2,422
I came, I saw, I remembered I had a report to finish. Damn.
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Male 20,827
Suicism, I wanna be Face--Dirk Benedict`s Face.

Look at that bulge!

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Male 2,034
How anticlimactic was the BCS championship tonight? The kicker should have been MVP.
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Male 3,631
Adam west only eats the foil. [It`s SANITARY..]
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Male 12,138
I would join here, but I`m busy trying to unravel lights from a bastard Christmas tree. It`s doing my f*cking head in. Why do bad things happen to good people?
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Male 2,034
Adam West eats food that`s grilled in foil.
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Male 3,631
We would fight - Boredom.

[da-dump.. cha]
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Male 3,631
And you could be the guy with a phone perpetually in front of your face! Kind of like Wilson - only a lot less profound, and generously less sober ;-)
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Male 3,631
Luckily your outmoded approach spares us of that concern fancy - maybe you, him and I could join up to form the next A-team! (We put the A in f*ckin`-A, or at the very least I-A-B!)

He`d have to grow a faux-hawk though.
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Female 423
Im pretty sure im getting kidney stones.
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Male 20,827
xxamsey: great, there goes the one chick we had on the forum. Where`s Kitteh9lives?
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Male 20,827
I think Maddest is a pretty rugged looking dude. Kinda like a rouge cigarette spokesman from the `70s.
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Male 3,631
Ugh - I need eye-bleach everytime I look at Madest`s photo!
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Male 20,827
Chives: Thanks! This inagural Bored At Night is dedicated to you, my man.

Grayvyn! Hope it`s your first of many. One of us, one of us. Gabba gabba hey.
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Male 20,827
hey Squrlz4Sale: Not sure where the photo came from. It just got sent to me and it`s been my screen saver for about a week. Very inspiring.

merrdank: I like your style, keep it up. You`ll be well-liked around here--I can feel it.

scrunquist: Good to hear from you, too. I don`t have much to add at the moment either, BUT maybe I can add this...

I just used the aforementioned vibrating Art of the Shave razor about 10 minutes ago and f#ck if it`s the best shave I`ve ever had--and I`ve had a straight-razor shave at an old-timey barber shop once.

Also, I`ll be having a couple glasses of red in a few minutes as well. When Ms. Fancy gets back from the gym, I hope to be buzzed just enough to make a clumsy move and get lucky. But if history repeats itself as it so often does, I`ll have had one too many glasses and get to lazy to do anything.

Added note: I`ve never seen Cajun Pawn Stars, but I love the hell out of Storage Wars--California only thou
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Female 857
It`s a tuesday and I`m sober. I really have nothing remotely interesting to say.
Goodnight IABers!
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Male 6,227
Where is everybody tonight?
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Male 55
This is the greatest idea of all time.
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Male 8
That was my first post... after like years of reading this crap.

I feel dirty...
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Male 8
Ily Fancy <3
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Male 13
Hi everyone! I usually never sign in, or comment. But I am on this site more hours a day than I would like to admit. I have NOTHING exciting to talk about right now. Enjoying a glass of wine, and about to check out Cajun Pawn Stars. Have a great night everyone! Steve
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Male 6,227
I wanna know the story behind the "Piggy Twins" photo. It`s horrifying--but I can`t stop looking at it.
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Male 23
My time is now
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Male 20,827
robinbeirne: Banned for life. Enjoy it, pal.
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Male 126
eww.. I feel dirty.. why did I do that!?
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Male 126
first
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Male 20,827
Link: Bored At Night: The Boredening [Pic+] [Rate Link] - Hey I-A-B, it`s a new nightly feature--consider it an Open Forum. No topic is forbidden--just keep it somewhat civil.
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