Bored at Night:Laces Out, Billy Cundiff, LACES OUT!
You don”t have to be a sports enthusiast to know how crappy the Baltimore Ravens” field goal kicker feels today. Can you imagine? I mean I know it”s a team loss and he didn”t technically lose the game single-footedly, but c”mon man–you were 32 yards out!
Meh, what do I care–he”s still richer than all of us put together… until his wife divorces him in the off season and demands half.
HALF, EDDIE! –Fancy
Oh Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy. If you”re out there reading this, tonight”s B.A.N. open forum is dedicated to you.