Bored at Night:Laces Out, Billy Cundiff, LACES OUT!
You don"t have to be a sports enthusiast to know how crappy the Baltimore Ravens" field goal kicker feels today. Can you imagine? I mean I know it"s a team loss and he didn"t technically lose the game single-footedly, but c"mon man--you were 32 yards out!
Meh, what do I care--he"s still richer than all of us put together... until his wife divorces him in the off season and demands half.
HALF, EDDIE! --Fancy
Oh Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy. If you"re out there reading this, tonight"s B.A.N. open forum is dedicated to you.