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Bored At Night: It`s Friday, You Mofos! [Pic+]


Bored at Night: It”s Friday, You Mofos!


The day I saw this video was the day I knew I wanted to be in the Internet business. Post your first, best (or worst) memories of the Internet, I-A-B. Oh yeah, and open forum, too. We”ll be here all weekend, folks.


Dance, dance, dance… Fancy

PS: Extra points if you know what the dancing hamsters were.

It”s your nightly open forum–right here, right now.

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Date: 01/20/12 08:20 PM

60 Responses to Bored At Night: It`s Friday, You Mofos! [Pic+]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:10 pm
    Link: Bored At Night: It`s Friday, You Mofos! - It`s your nightly open forum--right here, right now.
  2. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:19 pm
    this gif..
    ah man..

    hahaha
  3. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14620 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    I remember that Indian midget bloke. creepy.

    I`m talking about the GIF. I have no idea of Fancy`s ethnicity.
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    someguy3288 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:37 pm
    I`m just here for the squirrels
  5. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:40 pm
    Baby squrl ish berry cute!



    That is all.
  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:41 pm
    This is what I spent my friday night doing. FML.

  7. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:43 pm
    Drunk. Thought you all should know.
  8. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:44 pm
    I remember that Indian midget bloke. creepy.

    I`m talking about the GIF. I have no idea of Fancy`s ethnicity.
    Fancy`s an Eskimo, or Inuit as we`re supposed to call them these days. Cute little fella. Eats raw whale meat, lives in an igloo. It`s amazing he`s able to run this site at all, what with the quality of the wifi signal he gets up there.
  9. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:50 pm
    ... and a fetching self-portrait of yours truly, taken during my college years:

  10. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:51 pm
    Oh hey all of IAB! Hope everyone`s having a super fantastic Friday.
  11. Profile photo of Black_August
    Black_August Male 18-29
    35 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:54 pm
    This wretched horror....
  12. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:54 pm
    TA-DA! And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the amazing "Disappearing Snow" trick, two hours in the making. And for my next trick, I will now make an entire bottle of strong alcohol vanish before your very eyes!

  13. Profile photo of drgnfire
    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:56 pm
    best moment: of i-a-b was finding this site wasnt blocked in the high school library.

    worst moment: when i saw a repost of the same link like a day after the original post (cant remember exactly what it was).
  14. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:01 pm
    worst moment: when i saw a repost of the same link like a day after the original post (cant remember exactly what it was).

    Yeah, sorry about that. It`s mainly due to the fact that Fancy and us Mods are almost constantly drunk, if we can help it (see previous comment).
  15. Profile photo of drgnfire
    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:02 pm
    lol davymid no worries

    most the reposts are of good vids/links so it gives people who might have missed them a chance to see it which is why i dont really care anymore. everyone still spams repost in the comments regardless
  16. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:03 pm
    Battlefield sure sounds tempting right now.
  17. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:05 pm
    Might see you there Nerd old buddy... though I must confess, I might not be shooting very straight (again, see previous posts).
  18. Profile photo of HI-haole
    HI-haole Male 18-29
    601 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:13 pm
    @davymid.. Did you shovel the minivan too?.. Cause that is truly magic.. Lol..
  19. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:15 pm
    most the reposts are of good vids/links so it gives people who might have missed them a chance to see it which is why i dont really care anymore. everyone still spams repost in the comments regardless
    Nah, that`s cool though. We SHOULD be slammed for posting reposts. And no-one in I-A-B history ever got banned or whatever for complaining when teh site f*cks up. Hey, I know it`s an old cliché, but if the users don`t tell us what we`re doing wrong, how can we possibly improve, right?
  20. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:16 pm
    Anyways, I have a burning question to throw open, because I got into this discourse with a buddy of mine just an hour ago:

    Say you had a tapeworm, one of those big parasitic bastards in your guts, and you wanted to get it out. Some say (urban myth) that you starve yourself for a few days and then hold a tempting piece of meat or chocolate or whatever near your mouth or arse, and then the tapeworm`s head comes out. Once that happens, apparently, you pull the whole f*cker out, like reeling in a rope. And these bastards can be 7m/20ft long.

    So, if you had to have a tapeworm extracted like a magician`s roll of tied handkerchiefs that go on for ever, would you choose mouth or arse? I thought, clearly arse was the way to go, but my buddy thought otherwise, that surely the oral extraction of said parasite would be preferable.
  21. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:16 pm
    So, I-A-B, here`s the burning question (can you tell I`m getting merrily drunk yet?) Forget the Republican Candidacy, who`ll win the Superbowl, religion vs atheism, and all the other balls we usually argue about.

    The really burning question facing our society today is this:

    "Tapeworm extraction: Mouth or Arse?"

    I`m voting arse.
  22. Profile photo of thelonious
    thelonious Male 40-49
    3284 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:19 pm
    What year was this first posted? I forget.
  23. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    822 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:25 pm
    Well, y`all are drunk and snowed in. I`m sober and going to the beach tomorrow.

    I send sympathy from Florida... the state where you say to yourself... "Sure, it`s warm enough today to wear shorts in January, but we have more freaks than any other place on earth!"

    Worth it to some, not so much for others...
  24. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:27 pm
    I`ve put on a few pounds since my undergrad days...

  25. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:30 pm
    I just ate 16 chocolate bars.
  26. Profile photo of teelelen
    teelelen Male 18-29
    32 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:31 pm
    Late me quote the late and great Colonel sanders "im too drunk to taste this chicken"
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    Squrl - the college years

  28. Profile photo of drgnfire
    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 9:50 pm
    davymid go with the oral method

    do you really want to be pulling an already disgusting parasite, thats been sitting in someones body for who knows how long, while its covered in feces and possibly other bodily fluids out of someones ass?
  29. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 10:07 pm
    davymid go with the oral method

    do you really want to be pulling an already disgusting parasite, thats been sitting in someones body for who knows how long, while its covered in feces and possibly other bodily fluids out of someones ass?
    No, no, you misread me. I mean, I`m the one with the tapeworm. Do I want it pulled out of mouth or arse. I`d want it pulled out of my arse. At least that way I don`t have to look at the bastard.
  30. Profile photo of eduardoleon
    eduardoleon Male 18-29
    500 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 10:08 pm
    the first time i watch that video it scared the crap out of me. i was a p*ssy back then
  31. Profile photo of Kain1
    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 10:10 pm
    Clearly arse is the way to go.. Hands can be washed; memories can`t..

    Ever swallowed a whole spaghetti, and then pulled it back out of your throat? (i was 4, but the sensation of it is still burned in my mind).. Now imagine, in stead of a spaghetti, pulling out a 20 foot worm that is much thicker and wiggeling, and most likely tastes like puke since it`s been in your intestines...

    yeah.. arse is the way to go..
  32. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 10:18 pm
    @davymid. Ass for sure. Just imagine tasting that damn thing. *Shudders*
  33. Profile photo of m3xlc4n
    m3xlc4n Male 30-39
    14 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 10:32 pm
    The takedown of Megaupload and Kim Dotcom is strangely familiar. Is is similar to the war on drugs? Take down a drug lord to send a message to all the users...? Won`t they just go somewhere for a fix?
  34. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 10:33 pm
    hamsterdance, great and still exists... My collegue uses the music as a ringtone (yes very annoying)\
  35. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 12:06 am
    not familiar with Kim Dotcom--can anyone explain?
  36. Profile photo of someguy3288
    someguy3288 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 12:21 am
    this should show you all you really need to know about him click
  37. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 12:39 am
    Kim is a... bro?
  38. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 12:58 am
    I don`t think that`s the original hamster dance.
  39. Profile photo of Kaleotera
    Kaleotera Female 18-29
    472 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 1:00 am
    Thiswas always one of my favorite "wtf" moments.
  40. Profile photo of cubzrulz23
    cubzrulz23 Male 18-29
    61 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 1:10 am
    WHEN I DISCOVERED I-AM-BORED
    THANKS FANCY AND THE WHOLE I-AM-BORED CREW!!!!
  41. Profile photo of Verenthi
    Verenthi Male 18-29
    46 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 1:27 am
    When Scandinavia meets Japan,
    memes are born.
  42. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 2:30 am
    You guys. It`s 4:30 and I can`t sleep. :(
  43. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 3:36 am
    Davymid, I see your snow predicament and raise you a blown up car. monday morning, south essex, uk. yes. our poobox clogged up a main arterial road for nearly an hour.

  44. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 4:00 am
    An IAB Open Forum appears at the same time I decide to log on for the first time in ages. This was no coincidence...
  45. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 4:29 am
    First memory of the internet? Going on funnyjunk, then being showed IAB by my friend Marcus (this is his account, he just let me take it over becuase he doesnt use it anymore). My actual name is James. I havent been on funnyjunk since.
  46. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 7:32 am
    @davy: having a tapeworm in you would cause extreme pain so my vote is go to the damn doctor!
  47. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 7:41 am
    Ok that is the LAST time I follow an un-labeled hyperlink on I-A-B! :(
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 7:56 am
    The all time classic!
  49. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 8:04 am
    @mal_BB: i`m glad i got one person before i decided to delete it. i realized it`s probably not appropriate for this site...unless someone else puts it up ;)
  50. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 8:45 am
    @mal_BB: i`m glad i got one person before i decided to delete it. i realized it`s probably not appropriate for this site...unless someone else puts it up ;)
    You didn`t decide to delete it. I did. Please don`t post that kinda thing...
  51. Profile photo of pigsnout5
    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 9:02 am
    @davy: so how come i was able to press "delete post" when i came back 30ish mins later?
  52. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 9:21 am
    @davy: so how come i was able to press "delete post" when i came back 30ish mins later?
    Dunno, maybe you didn`t refresh the page?
  53. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 9:41 am
    First internet experience: Rotten.com....more specifically Harlequin baby. I have my older sister to thank for that.
  54. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 9:44 am
    Davy, think you could delete my account? I`ve come to have this name to the point where I`m not posting again till I think of a better one.
  55. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 10:20 am
    Brassbull, I can, but are you sure you want me to do that? You can just keep your account and make a new one. We almost never delete accounts - it`s much more severe than even a permanent ban in that there`s no way to reverse an account deletion once it`s done.

    Having said that, if you really want your account permanently deleted I can certainly do that, let me know.
  56. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 10:58 am
    davy, please shut up
  57. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 12:43 pm
    Davymid, I`m sure. Appreciate the concern though.
  58. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    January 21, 2012 at 9:50 pm
    Done and done, Brassbull. So long, I`ve enjoyed your posts over the years. Hope to see you back here again someday under a new handle.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 22, 2012 at 1:03 pm
    that gif is so creepy

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