Bored At Night: It`s Friday, You Mofos! [Pic+]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in

Bored at Night: It"s Friday, You Mofos!

The day I saw this video was the day I knew I wanted to be in the Internet business. Post your first, best (or worst) memories of the Internet, I-A-B. Oh yeah, and open forum, too. We"ll be here all weekend, folks.

Dance, dance, dance... Fancy

PS: Extra points if you know what the dancing hamsters were.

It"s your nightly open forum--right here, right now.
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Male 25,417
that gif is so creepy
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Male 12,138
Done and done, Brassbull. So long, I`ve enjoyed your posts over the years. Hope to see you back here again someday under a new handle.
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Male 1,610
Davymid, I`m sure. Appreciate the concern though.
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Male 4,867
davy, please shut up
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Male 12,138
Brassbull, I can, but are you sure you want me to do that? You can just keep your account and make a new one. We almost never delete accounts - it`s much more severe than even a permanent ban in that there`s no way to reverse an account deletion once it`s done.

Having said that, if you really want your account permanently deleted I can certainly do that, let me know.
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Male 1,610
Davy, think you could delete my account? I`ve come to have this name to the point where I`m not posting again till I think of a better one.
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Male 1,610
First internet experience: Rotten.com....more specifically Harlequin baby. I have my older sister to thank for that.
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Male 12,138
[quote]@davy: so how come i was able to press "delete post" when i came back 30ish mins later?[/quote]
Dunno, maybe you didn`t refresh the page?
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Female 546
@davy: so how come i was able to press "delete post" when i came back 30ish mins later?
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Male 12,138
[quote]@mal_BB: i`m glad i got one person before i decided to delete it. i realized it`s probably not appropriate for this site...unless someone else puts it up ;)[/quote]
You didn`t decide to delete it. I did. Please don`t post that kinda thing...
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Female 546
@mal_BB: i`m glad i got one person before i decided to delete it. i realized it`s probably not appropriate for this site...unless someone else puts it up ;)
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Male 10,338
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Male 1,231
Ok that is the LAST time I follow an un-labeled hyperlink on I-A-B! :(
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Female 546
@davy: having a tapeworm in you would cause extreme pain so my vote is go to the damn doctor!
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Male 677
First memory of the internet? Going on funnyjunk, then being showed IAB by my friend Marcus (this is his account, he just let me take it over becuase he doesnt use it anymore). My actual name is James. I havent been on funnyjunk since.
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Male 4,867
An IAB Open Forum appears at the same time I decide to log on for the first time in ages. This was no coincidence...
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Female 833
Davymid, I see your snow predicament and raise you a blown up car. monday morning, south essex, uk. yes. our poobox clogged up a main arterial road for nearly an hour.

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Female 803
You guys. It`s 4:30 and I can`t sleep. :(
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Male 46
When Scandinavia meets Japan,
memes are born.
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Male 61
WHEN I DISCOVERED I-AM-BORED
THANKS FANCY AND THE WHOLE I-AM-BORED CREW!!!!
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Female 472
Thiswas always one of my favorite "wtf" moments.
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Male 20,825
I don`t think that`s the original hamster dance.
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Male 20,825
Kim is a... bro?
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Male 7
this should show you all you really need to know about him click
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Male 20,825
not familiar with Kim Dotcom--can anyone explain?
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Male 1,569
hamsterdance, great and still exists... My collegue uses the music as a ringtone (yes very annoying)\
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Male 14
The takedown of Megaupload and Kim Dotcom is strangely familiar. Is is similar to the war on drugs? Take down a drug lord to send a message to all the users...? Won`t they just go somewhere for a fix?
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Male 514
@davymid. Ass for sure. Just imagine tasting that damn thing. *Shudders*
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Male 1,471
Clearly arse is the way to go.. Hands can be washed; memories can`t..

Ever swallowed a whole spaghetti, and then pulled it back out of your throat? (i was 4, but the sensation of it is still burned in my mind).. Now imagine, in stead of a spaghetti, pulling out a 20 foot worm that is much thicker and wiggeling, and most likely tastes like puke since it`s been in your intestines...

yeah.. arse is the way to go..
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Male 500
the first time i watch that video it scared the crap out of me. i was a p*ssy back then
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Male 12,138
[quote]davymid go with the oral method

do you really want to be pulling an already disgusting parasite, thats been sitting in someones body for who knows how long, while its covered in feces and possibly other bodily fluids out of someones ass?[/quote]
No, no, you misread me. I mean, I`m the one with the tapeworm. Do I want it pulled out of mouth or arse. I`d want it pulled out of my arse. At least that way I don`t have to look at the bastard.
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Male 5,189
About to smoke two joints with the lady and watch the 70`s show.
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Male 531
davymid go with the oral method

do you really want to be pulling an already disgusting parasite, thats been sitting in someones body for who knows how long, while its covered in feces and possibly other bodily fluids out of someones ass?
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Male 39,538

Squrl - the college years

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Male 32
Late me quote the late and great Colonel sanders "im too drunk to taste this chicken"
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Female 1,356
I just ate 16 chocolate bars.
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Male 6,227
I`ve put on a few pounds since my undergrad days...

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Female 836
Well, y`all are drunk and snowed in. I`m sober and going to the beach tomorrow.

I send sympathy from Florida... the state where you say to yourself... "Sure, it`s warm enough today to wear shorts in January, but we have more freaks than any other place on earth!"

Worth it to some, not so much for others...
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Male 3,310
What year was this first posted? I forget.
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Male 12,138
So, I-A-B, here`s the burning question (can you tell I`m getting merrily drunk yet?) Forget the Republican Candidacy, who`ll win the Superbowl, religion vs atheism, and all the other balls we usually argue about.

The really burning question facing our society today is this:

"Tapeworm extraction: Mouth or Arse?"

I`m voting arse.
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Male 12,138
Anyways, I have a burning question to throw open, because I got into this discourse with a buddy of mine just an hour ago:

Say you had a tapeworm, one of those big parasitic bastards in your guts, and you wanted to get it out. Some say (urban myth) that you starve yourself for a few days and then hold a tempting piece of meat or chocolate or whatever near your mouth or arse, and then the tapeworm`s head comes out. Once that happens, apparently, you pull the whole f*cker out, like reeling in a rope. And these bastards can be 7m/20ft long.

So, if you had to have a tapeworm extracted like a magician`s roll of tied handkerchiefs that go on for ever, would you choose mouth or arse? I thought, clearly arse was the way to go, but my buddy thought otherwise, that surely the oral extraction of said parasite would be preferable.
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Male 12,138
[quote]most the reposts are of good vids/links so it gives people who might have missed them a chance to see it which is why i dont really care anymore. everyone still spams repost in the comments regardless[/quote]
Nah, that`s cool though. We SHOULD be slammed for posting reposts. And no-one in I-A-B history ever got banned or whatever for complaining when teh site f*cks up. Hey, I know it`s an old cliché, but if the users don`t tell us what we`re doing wrong, how can we possibly improve, right?
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Male 644
@davymid.. Did you shovel the minivan too?.. Cause that is truly magic.. Lol..
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Male 12,138
Might see you there Nerd old buddy... though I must confess, I might not be shooting very straight (again, see previous posts).
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Male 5,970
Battlefield sure sounds tempting right now.
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Male 531
lol davymid no worries

most the reposts are of good vids/links so it gives people who might have missed them a chance to see it which is why i dont really care anymore. everyone still spams repost in the comments regardless
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Male 12,138
[quote]worst moment: when i saw a repost of the same link like a day after the original post (cant remember exactly what it was).[/quote]

Yeah, sorry about that. It`s mainly due to the fact that Fancy and us Mods are almost constantly drunk, if we can help it (see previous comment).
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Male 531
best moment: of i-a-b was finding this site wasnt blocked in the high school library.

worst moment: when i saw a repost of the same link like a day after the original post (cant remember exactly what it was).
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Male 12,138
TA-DA! And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is the amazing "Disappearing Snow" trick, two hours in the making. And for my next trick, I will now make an entire bottle of strong alcohol vanish before your very eyes!

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Male 35
This wretched horror....
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Male 5,970
Oh hey all of IAB! Hope everyone`s having a super fantastic Friday.
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Male 6,227
... and a fetching self-portrait of yours truly, taken during my college years:

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Male 12,138
[quote]I remember that Indian midget bloke. creepy.

I`m talking about the GIF. I have no idea of Fancy`s ethnicity.[/quote]
Fancy`s an Eskimo, or Inuit as we`re supposed to call them these days. Cute little fella. Eats raw whale meat, lives in an igloo. It`s amazing he`s able to run this site at all, what with the quality of the wifi signal he gets up there.
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Male 3,894
Drunk. Thought you all should know.
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Male 12,138
This is what I spent my friday night doing. FML.

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Male 6,227
Baby squrl ish berry cute!



That is all.
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Male 7
I`m just here for the squirrels
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Male 15,179
I remember that Indian midget bloke. creepy.

I`m talking about the GIF. I have no idea of Fancy`s ethnicity.
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Female 1,743
this gif..
ah man..

hahaha
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Male 20,825
Link: Bored At Night: It`s Friday, You Mofos! [Pic+] [Rate Link] - It`s your nightly open forum--right here, right now.
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