Bored At Night: Eastbound And Bored [Pic+]

Submitted by: Fancys_Asst 5 years ago

Bored at Night: Eastbound and Bored

Hey I-A-B, one question: Why isn"t Eastbound and Down one of the top 5 most popular shows on television? I just got into it last week and I"m almost caught up. I haven"t laughed this hard at a TV show since Arrested Development. Genius.

"I"m a bulletproof tiger, dude!" --Fancy

It"s your nightly does of B.A.N, I-A-B. What"s on your mind? Get it off your chest here.
There are 57 comments:
Male 25,416
Nice....
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Male 2,384
yea somehow the most popular show in america is 2 and 1/2 men... that shows you alot about america
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Male 4,294
The names you guys came up with are making me laugh. Gerry`s comment made me laugh the most.
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Male 37,888

Markust123 [quote]"At 23 he`s a little young though. What do you call a gay cougar" [/quote]
A little young... ya think!
And they`re called Chicken Hawks you perv.
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Male 1,950
ummm, because mullets are only funny in that awkward "I think you may have slept with your sister at the NASCAR event" sort of way.
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Male 4,902
@markust, Nice, I`d call you a rhino
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Male 3,631
And guys - it`s obviously a Family Guy reference. Don`t be so dense.
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Male 835
Same level as Larry the Cable Guy and Will Ferrel. Plain English - not funny.
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Male 3,631
No, I think there`re already panthers for women.. how `bout a Lion King? lol
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Male 35
@markust123 A panther?
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Male 4,294
I went on a date tonight with the sexiest most wonderful man. He adores me and I adore him. Life is funny. At 23 he`s a little young though. What do you call a gay cougar?
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Male 4,294
American Mod`s it is your duty to forward darkmoth`s email to the secret service so they can determine if he is a threat against the President`s life or just an idiot. All bets are on the later but it`s not our call.
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Male 4,902
Feb 19, sweet
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Male 4,902
Eastbound and down is freaking hilarious, must google when new season starts.
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Male 37,888

Well, it`s time to watch Stephen Colbert and then off to bed. Here`s a little something to entertain you until tomorrow.

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Female 513
Heh. Danny McBride looks like a heavier version of my cousin, right down to the mullet and glasses. I come from a lovely family LMAO
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Female 3,696
Ohhh Kenny Powers <3 "My Whole life? TRUE dratING STORY"
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Male 6,227
@Xelous: Between her studies and her employment at Squrlz4Sale Enterprises, Willow is fully booked, I`m afraid.
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Male 2,513
World Peace!

Not social commentary; just cheering my team
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Male 2,513
Oh gerry

@Squirlz I want to hire your assistant
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Male 37,888
@ davymid - "Nut Juice" conjures up a whole differant image and not something one would normally add to Mac & Cheese.

As a rule...


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Male 12,138
[quote]Has anyone else ever used almond milk for mac n cheese? I recently discovered it totally fails in jello pudding. It`s the only milk I have at the moment and I really want some damn mac n cheese.[/quote]
Honey, if it ain`t from a mammal, it ain`t milk. Almost by definition. In your case, it`s nut-juice.
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Male 6,227
Re: Darkmoth, no idea. Why anyone would post such a comment is beyond me. "Dumb" doesn`t begin to describe it.
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Male 1,920
"talking sqeurl very nice and help me get grean card."

Best be careful, the S.S. is now monitoring this thread. BTW what happened to Darkmoth, he seems to have disapeared?
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Male 6,227
this willow. talking sqeurl go to bathroom so i sit computer. hi!! :) talking sqeurl very nice and help me get grean card. he coming back now ...bye :)
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Male 6,227
@MrPeabody: LOL! That was good.
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Male 1,920
"When she confessed to a fetish for fluffy forest creatures, I knew we had a winner."

It`s a trap! She just wants your nuts.
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Male 6,227
You can`t imagine the number of underwhelming applications and interviews I had to slog through until Willow walked in the door. There`s an old saying: "Those who refuse to settle for anything but the best often get it."

Perfect steno, charming phone manner, and fluent in Squirrel, Eastern Gray dialect. Most impressive resume. When she confessed to a fetish for fluffy forest creatures, I knew we had a winner.
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Male 174
East Bound and Down is good... The League is pure genius
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Female 4
Has anyone else ever used almond milk for mac n cheese? I recently discovered it totally fails in jello pudding. It`s the only milk I have at the moment and I really want some damn mac n cheese.
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Male 2,143
I`d kill every man in this room for a sip of her coffee
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Male 6,227
Her name is Willow. She answered an online Help Wanted ad ("Sociable squirrel seeks fetching office assistant for light office duties") and has proven to be satisfactory in every way.
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Male 434
I`d settle for Fancy in Drag.
Altaru: first world problems. LOL
Gerry1of1: First world problems are still problems.

Minecraft FTW. I`m playing "How big of a hole can I dig"

/drat i need a life.
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Male 3,482
Squirlz, you should totally tell me your assistant`s name.

I`ll let her know I have a position open if she wants to do some moonlighting.
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Male 6,227
Darkmoth, exhibit some common sense and self-delete that post, please.
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Male 12,138
Chillin`, just done playing some Magic: The Gathering and now settling down to an episode of QI before going to Bedfordshire...
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Male 2,034
darkmoth`s getting a knock at his door right about now. Anyway, back to the more pressing issue:

NOODS from fancys_asst. Actually, you know what, I`ll just settle for any other picture of her just to prove she exists and isn`t just Fancy in internet drag.
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Male 6,227
Squrlz4Sale`s assistant (she makes marvelous coffee)...

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Male 1,582
Wish I had better news. Do a little research on ACTA and start spreading the word, now! This is a global infringement and will drat with a lot more than just our internet.


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Male 1,920
"Threatening the President of the United States is a class D felony under United States Code Title 18, Section 871. It consists of knowingly and willfully mailing or otherwise making "any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States". The United States Secret Service investigates suspected violations of this law and monitors those who have a history of threatening the President."

Just sayin`
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Male 1,920
"She`s only 8 weeks old and so far has been less destructive than my birds."

She`s just figuring out what in your home you hold most dear so that she can shred it later.
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Male 69
you know what really grinds my gears, the fact that obama is still alive. he needs to be put down. and another thing. is it just me or does family guy seem to always be on now days?
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Female 4
Tonight I`m going to attempt getting through the fire temple in Ocarina of Time while drinking rum.
My new puppy Sheik is chillen with me. She`s only 8 weeks old and so far has been less destructive than my birds. I love her!
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Male 6,227
So is Fancy`s Assistant real... or just a pipe dream of Mr. Fancy himself?
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Male 6,227
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Male 37,888

@ Altaru - You have a job.






S T F U


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Male 3,482
Hey, you said to get things off my chest. And I don`t feel like bitching on Facebook.
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Male 37,888

Okay, let`s get this party started!

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Male 3,482
I`m pissed off with my job now...

We have a schedule for who gets specific weekends off. I traded someone to get this weekend off, and next weekend was supposed to be my normal weekend off.

Well, my retarded boss decided to consider this my normal weekend off, even though it was SPECIFICALLY pointed out that it was a trade. So the person I traded off has just gotten 2 extra weekends off, and I`ve been shafted with both.

It`s fine though. I`ll get my revenge. All but one of my co-workers now owe me at one weekend off. I`ll fu­ck `em all up when I take a month off, without using any vacation or anything, just on the days they owe me.

Still... Bunch of fu­cknuts. Could`ve at least INFORMED me that I was getting shafted ahead of time. I had fu­cking plans for next weekend.
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Male 1,582
@MrPeabody
Is that you raising your hand in agreeance, the hand he`d use after obtaining said pics, or the naked hand of facys_asst?
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Male 1,920
"I want some noods from fancys_asst."
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Male 4,004
diarrhea.
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Male 312
I like my "nightly does of B.A.N"
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Male 2,034
IF SHE EXISTS.
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Male 2,034
I want some noods from fancys_asst.
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Female 1,780
Link: Bored At Night: Eastbound And Bored [Pic+] [Rate Link] - It`s your nightly does of B.A.N, I-A-B. What`s on your mind? Get it off your chest here.
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