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Bored At Night: Eastbound And Bored [Pic+]

Bored at Night: Eastbound and Bored


Hey I-A-B, one question: Why isn”t Eastbound and Down one of the top 5 most popular shows on television? I just got into it last week and I”m almost caught up. I haven”t laughed this hard at a TV show since Arrested Development. Genius.


“I”m a bulletproof tiger, dude!” –Fancy

It”s your nightly does of B.A.N, I-A-B. What”s on your mind? Get it off your chest here.

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  1. Profile photo of Fancys_Asst
    Fancys_Asst Female 18-29
    1780 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 3:45 pm
    Link: Bored At Night: Eastbound And Bored - It`s your nightly does of B.A.N, I-A-B. What`s on your mind? Get it off your chest here.
  2. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    I want some noods from fancys_asst.
  3. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    IF SHE EXISTS.
  4. Profile photo of BritInvasion
    BritInvasion Male 18-29
    311 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 7:29 pm
    I like my "nightly does of B.A.N"
  5. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 7:52 pm
    diarrhea.
  6. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 7:59 pm
    "I want some noods from fancys_asst."
  7. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:05 pm
    @MrPeabody
    Is that you raising your hand in agreeance, the hand he`d use after obtaining said pics, or the naked hand of facys_asst?
  8. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:06 pm
    I`m pissed off with my job now...

    We have a schedule for who gets specific weekends off. I traded someone to get this weekend off, and next weekend was supposed to be my normal weekend off.

    Well, my retarded boss decided to consider this my normal weekend off, even though it was SPECIFICALLY pointed out that it was a trade. So the person I traded off has just gotten 2 extra weekends off, and I`ve been shafted with both.

    It`s fine though. I`ll get my revenge. All but one of my co-workers now owe me at one weekend off. I`ll fu­ck `em all up when I take a month off, without using any vacation or anything, just on the days they owe me.

    Still... Bunch of fu­cknuts. Could`ve at least INFORMED me that I was getting shafted ahead of time. I had fu­cking plans for next weekend.
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    Okay, let`s get this party started!

  10. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:09 pm
    Hey, you said to get things off my chest. And I don`t feel like bitching on Facebook.
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    @ Altaru - You have a job.






    S T F U


  12. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:13 pm
  13. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:18 pm
    So is Fancy`s Assistant real... or just a pipe dream of Mr. Fancy himself?
  14. Profile photo of d3str0y3r
    d3str0y3r Female 18-29
    4 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    Tonight I`m going to attempt getting through the fire temple in Ocarina of Time while drinking rum.
    My new puppy Sheik is chillen with me. She`s only 8 weeks old and so far has been less destructive than my birds. I love her!
  15. Profile photo of darkmoth
    darkmoth Male 18-29
    69 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:28 pm
    you know what really grinds my gears, the fact that obama is still alive. he needs to be put down. and another thing. is it just me or does family guy seem to always be on now days?
  16. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:31 pm
    "She`s only 8 weeks old and so far has been less destructive than my birds."

    She`s just figuring out what in your home you hold most dear so that she can shred it later.
  17. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:36 pm
    "Threatening the President of the United States is a class D felony under United States Code Title 18, Section 871. It consists of knowingly and willfully mailing or otherwise making "any threat to take the life of, to kidnap, or to inflict bodily harm upon the President of the United States". The United States Secret Service investigates suspected violations of this law and monitors those who have a history of threatening the President."

    Just sayin`
  18. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:38 pm
    Wish I had better news. Do a little research on ACTA and start spreading the word, now! This is a global infringement and will drat with a lot more than just our internet.


  19. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:40 pm
    Squrlz4Sale`s assistant (she makes marvelous coffee)...

  20. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:40 pm
    darkmoth`s getting a knock at his door right about now. Anyway, back to the more pressing issue:

    NOODS from fancys_asst. Actually, you know what, I`ll just settle for any other picture of her just to prove she exists and isn`t just Fancy in internet drag.
  21. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:45 pm
    Chillin`, just done playing some Magic: The Gathering and now settling down to an episode of QI before going to Bedfordshire...
  22. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:49 pm
    Darkmoth, exhibit some common sense and self-delete that post, please.
  23. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:51 pm
    Squirlz, you should totally tell me your assistant`s name.

    I`ll let her know I have a position open if she wants to do some moonlighting.
  24. Profile photo of jadoig
    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:53 pm
    I`d settle for Fancy in Drag.
    Altaru: first world problems. LOL
    Gerry1of1: First world problems are still problems.

    Minecraft FTW. I`m playing "How big of a hole can I dig"

    /drat i need a life.
  25. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4887 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 8:59 pm
    The truth About Evolution(Peter Griffin)
  26. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:02 pm
    Her name is Willow. She answered an online Help Wanted ad ("Sociable squirrel seeks fetching office assistant for light office duties") and has proven to be satisfactory in every way.
  27. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2105 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:07 pm
    I`d kill every man in this room for a sip of her coffee
  28. Profile photo of d3str0y3r
    d3str0y3r Female 18-29
    4 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:10 pm
    Has anyone else ever used almond milk for mac n cheese? I recently discovered it totally fails in jello pudding. It`s the only milk I have at the moment and I really want some damn mac n cheese.
  29. Profile photo of spultra13
    spultra13 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:15 pm
    East Bound and Down is good... The League is pure genius
  30. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:20 pm
    You can`t imagine the number of underwhelming applications and interviews I had to slog through until Willow walked in the door. There`s an old saying: "Those who refuse to settle for anything but the best often get it."

    Perfect steno, charming phone manner, and fluent in Squirrel, Eastern Gray dialect. Most impressive resume. When she confessed to a fetish for fluffy forest creatures, I knew we had a winner.
  31. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:33 pm
    "When she confessed to a fetish for fluffy forest creatures, I knew we had a winner."

    It`s a trap! She just wants your nuts.
  32. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:42 pm
    @MrPeabody: LOL! That was good.
  33. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:44 pm
    this willow. talking sqeurl go to bathroom so i sit computer. hi!! :) talking sqeurl very nice and help me get grean card. he coming back now ...bye :)
  34. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:51 pm
    "talking sqeurl very nice and help me get grean card."

    Best be careful, the S.S. is now monitoring this thread. BTW what happened to Darkmoth, he seems to have disapeared?
  35. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:55 pm
    Re: Darkmoth, no idea. Why anyone would post such a comment is beyond me. "Dumb" doesn`t begin to describe it.
  36. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 9:56 pm
    Has anyone else ever used almond milk for mac n cheese? I recently discovered it totally fails in jello pudding. It`s the only milk I have at the moment and I really want some damn mac n cheese.
    Honey, if it ain`t from a mammal, it ain`t milk. Almost by definition. In your case, it`s nut-juice.
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:05 pm
    @ davymid - "Nut Juice" conjures up a whole differant image and not something one would normally add to Mac & Cheese.

    As a rule...


  38. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:06 pm
    Oh gerry

    @Squirlz I want to hire your assistant
  39. Profile photo of xelous
    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:11 pm
    World Peace!

    Not social commentary; just cheering my team
  40. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:12 pm
    @Xelous: Between her studies and her employment at Squrlz4Sale Enterprises, Willow is fully booked, I`m afraid.
  41. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:36 pm
    Ohhh Kenny Powers <3 "My Whole life? TRUE dratING STORY"
  42. Profile photo of Aeladil
    Aeladil Female 18-29
    518 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 10:38 pm
    Heh. Danny McBride looks like a heavier version of my cousin, right down to the mullet and glasses. I come from a lovely family LMAO
  43. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    Well, it`s time to watch Stephen Colbert and then off to bed. Here`s a little something to entertain you until tomorrow.

  44. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 11:40 pm
    Eastbound and down is freaking hilarious, must google when new season starts.
  45. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 11:41 pm
    Feb 19, sweet
  46. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    January 25, 2012 at 11:59 pm
    American Mod`s it is your duty to forward darkmoth`s email to the secret service so they can determine if he is a threat against the President`s life or just an idiot. All bets are on the later but it`s not our call.
  47. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 12:07 am
    I went on a date tonight with the sexiest most wonderful man. He adores me and I adore him. Life is funny. At 23 he`s a little young though. What do you call a gay cougar?
  48. Profile photo of Black_August
    Black_August Male 18-29
    35 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 1:05 am
    @markust123 A panther?
  49. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 1:16 am
    No, I think there`re already panthers for women.. how `bout a Lion King? lol
  50. Profile photo of clockwork208
    clockwork208 Male 30-39
    835 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 1:16 am
    Same level as Larry the Cable Guy and Will Ferrel. Plain English - not funny.
  51. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 1:19 am
    And guys - it`s obviously a Family Guy reference. Don`t be so dense.
  52. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 1:24 am
    @markust, Nice, I`d call you a rhino
  53. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 4:16 am
    ummm, because mullets are only funny in that awkward "I think you may have slept with your sister at the NASCAR event" sort of way.
  54. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36180 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 6:08 am

    Markust123 "At 23 he`s a little young though. What do you call a gay cougar"
    A little young... ya think!
    And they`re called Chicken Hawks you perv.
  55. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3876 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 9:47 am
    The names you guys came up with are making me laugh. Gerry`s comment made me laugh the most.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 10:19 am
    yea somehow the most popular show in america is 2 and 1/2 men... that shows you alot about america
  57. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25406 posts
    January 26, 2012 at 11:48 am
    Nice....

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