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51 Responses to Atheist Looks For Weird Love On Craigslist [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 4:28 pm
    Link: Atheist Looks For Weird Love On Craigslist - Now this is kinky.
  2. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3563 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 4:39 pm
    He`ll get a million replies.
  3. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 4:45 pm
    Well, I`m at a loss for words....
  4. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 4:49 pm
    That`s... really horrible.
  5. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    hahah for some reason, I was rooting him on but then the line "I will pull your hair and futtbuck you" and he lost me haha...
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    daroofa Male 40-49
    132 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 5:26 pm
    Liberals...keeping it civil.
  7. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4793 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 5:29 pm
    sounds a little rapey..
  8. Profile photo of CaptKangaroo
    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2541 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 5:36 pm
    Option 1: kid hacked daddy`s account.
    Option 2: Sorry piece of humanity placed ad(With one hand) from his mommy`s basement.
    Either way: kill it before it breeds.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 5:40 pm
    It`s all consensual of course...
  10. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2085 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 5:46 pm
    sounds like someone has porn sex and real sex confused
  11. Profile photo of Lenten
    Lenten Female 18-29
    96 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 5:48 pm
    This is a regular night when my man is home. lulzy.
  12. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 5:49 pm
    This is how people without religion act? Hmmmm....
  13. Profile photo of Arcval
    Arcval Male 18-29
    303 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 5:54 pm
    It`s just a S&M fantasy with a religious twist.
  14. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2841 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 5:56 pm
    "...what`s interesting to me is how two different people can look at the same set of documents by a single group of writers and come away with entirely different opinions about what those writings mean-so different that they`re willing to kill each other over them."
  15. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12138 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 6:27 pm
    And they say romance is dead...
  16. Profile photo of Lardcarcass
    Lardcarcass Male 40-49
    253 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 9:11 pm
    Sounds more like he needs a date with a shrink.
  17. Profile photo of ReBoot
    ReBoot Male 18-29
    233 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 9:37 pm
    So much judgment a rainin down.
    You never dated a girl who liked it rough? it`s kind of the best thing ever
    The genius of this add is that if a girl answers she`ll definitely be the kind of freak he`s looking for lol
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37890 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Does it have to be a woman?

    darn...
  19. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 9:46 pm
    Fantom


    but while we are talking about this let`s look at a list of important relgious people and how they act:
    turns out the pope`s pedo investogator is a PEDO...hmm that is not good for religious people at all.

    Anti-Gay christian leader Grant Storm was arrested foooorrr masturbating in public...yep that can`t be good.

    Tom Brock anti-gay pastor plays GAY TWISTER...hmm this isn`t going well for your side is it...

    I culd post these all night but I think you get the point...
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 9:49 pm
    daroofa

    liberals are keeping it between ADULTS which is a hell of a lot more than I can say for most of your lot and their pedophilia ways...or did you miss the story about your pedo investogator being a pedo...

    or the story about Grant Storm being caught playing with himself in public...

    or Tom Brock playing gay twister

    seems your side likes to keep it between kids, themselves and other men...

    yea you can sit down a stfu now.
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    832 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 10:52 pm
    LOL, takes two to tango! They would have an awesome time, I`m sure!
  22. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Female 18-29
    4376 posts
    January 14, 2012 at 11:54 pm
    Sounds like a damn good time to me.
  23. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 12:35 am
    this guy and myself are kindred spirits
  24. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 1:13 am
    I was curious when I saw the word "Gay Twister" but after some googling I think I got the picture. Because it`s true: it`s twister. The game. But the people playing it are gay. Oh dear lord. Do these people ever have time for politics? No wonder it`s going to hell over there.

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    KingVandal Male 18-29
    75 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 2:57 am
    i find this only mildly disturbing.
  26. Profile photo of TheOrigin
    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 3:57 am
    Wow, imagine the queue.
  27. Profile photo of perviggo
    perviggo Male 18-29
    104 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 4:05 am
    had to post that` upon facebook!
  28. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 4:15 am
    I do not find this difficult to masturbate to
  29. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2513 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 4:18 am
    Wow. They will post this, but my comments are still edited.

    What kind of drating poo is that?!?
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    simbha Male 30-39
    412 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 4:19 am
    It`s a good thing that the people here who are criticizing `atheists` or `liberals` are...

    1. ... assured that this is real, not a religious troll. Because religious people don`t troll. Period.

    2. ... able to accurately extrapolate for an entire heterogeneous population based on the statements made by one person.

    Good job, critics.
  31. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 6:22 am
    Yes, Fantom2993, this is how all people with religion act... just as all Catholic people act like pedophiles.

    *eyeroll*
  32. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37890 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 7:54 am

    Fantom "This is how people without religion act?"
    Yes it is.
    As oposed to how people with religion act... Diddling little boys,
    Cutting women`s noses off for "honor",
    Putting women to death for the crime of being raped
    Ignoring science {evolution} in favor of made up poo
    Forcing 12 year old girls into marriage with 50 year old men

    need I go on?
  33. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37890 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 7:56 am

    For anyone who thinks `gay twister` is gross I could submit this photo of `straight twister` and tell you to keep it to yourself. haha

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    zombunny Female 18-29
    2525 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 8:03 am
    That`s clever and all, but I`m pretty sure an avid Rick Santorum supporter would never respond to this ad.
  35. Profile photo of Karat
    Karat Male 18-29
    135 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 9:13 am
    this is how my gf responded to this:
    "that`s kind of hot in a really drated up way"
    thanks iab
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 11:13 am
    Good luck
  37. Profile photo of badfish52596
    badfish52596 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 12:24 pm
    i feel weird for getting kind of hot reading this :?
  38. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 2:01 pm
    Jesus that`s hot.
  39. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 6:23 pm
    @zombunny
    You`d be surprised at how many hypocrites abound in those kind of groups.
  40. Profile photo of drworm2002
    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 7:34 pm
    Well...hello DixxyRarr...and how are you tonight? :)
  41. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 8:12 pm
    O_o weird
  42. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    January 15, 2012 at 11:50 pm
    @DixxyRarr, @badfish52596: You two are going to make someone very happy someday ;-)
  43. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 2:34 am
    Ok, I gotta admit, that`s hot, irritation fueling sexual desires....
  44. Profile photo of Neoptolemos
    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
    625 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 5:48 am
    @ryski_59: You as well? I love the girls of IAB <3 (let`s hope they use real accounts)
  45. Profile photo of Wraithsshdw
    Wraithsshdw Female 18-29
    25 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 6:59 am
    I`m not ashamed to admit it. Reading that made me hot and bothered. That is just aggressive enough to... mmmm.
  46. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14328 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 7:04 am
    Hmmm mabey I need to put up an AD.
  47. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 8:06 am
    I lol`d when I saw the word "ruin" in the title of his ad.
  48. Profile photo of Keegan31
    Keegan31 Male 18-29
    228 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 8:17 am
    Hey you Prudish guys. Stop trying so hard to impress the girls. There`s a fairly large portion of them who`d take a night with this dude over you any day of the week.
  49. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    January 16, 2012 at 10:14 am
    Oh wow this is only an hour away. This post is totally rocking my boxers right now. If I were a woman I`d so be down there.
  50. Profile photo of sweatpeanis
    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    January 17, 2012 at 12:50 am
    A creep on Craigslist? What a surprise!
  51. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1810 posts
    January 18, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    Misogyny much ??? Also *atheist......

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