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Date: 01/19/12 09:12 AM

45 Responses to Anti-Ninja Turtle Propaganda – UnChristian Toys

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 9:10 am
    Link: Anti-Ninja Turtle Propaganda - UnChristian Toys - It`s a wonder how we made it through the 90`s with all of this black magic and illegal weaponry.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 19, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Later in life, these guys got into politics and are now running the republican party.
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    bankvole Male 30-39
    959 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 9:35 am
    to be fair, they had a point about Michael Jackson
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 9:35 am
    "ANY CULTURE OTHER THAN OUR OWN DISAGREES WITH OUR CULT!"
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 9:39 am
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
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    January 19, 2012 at 9:44 am


    And they`re homo (gasp)
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    daddysedohoh Female 18-29
    43 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 9:45 am
    Ok i`m a christian, and some of that stuff was stupid. but not all. and b4 some of you athiest douchebags say something. dont judge all christians based on what you see. you can be an athiest without being a jerk.
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    maputo Male 40-49
    78 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 9:56 am
    I saw something like these guys back in high school. Apparently, Care Bears are evil because they shoot demonic energy out of their chests, Smurfs are evil because they resemble corpses with their blue skin and black lips, and if you take three 6 sided dice from Dungeons and Dragons and throw them into the fire they scream.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4855 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 10:15 am
    People like these should be isolated from the rest of society regardless of religion. They`re too busy looking for ways to hate things. They usually have no problem finding ways to hate other people, though.
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    smaus Male 30-39
    715 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 10:16 am
    I saw Heroquest, I loved that game when I was a kid
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    ReBoot Male 18-29
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    January 19, 2012 at 10:24 am
    It must be hard to be this kind of christian. Everywhere you look there is evil and attempts to tarnish your immortal soul.
    They must live really stressful lives
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    jezrah Female 18-29
    25 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 10:37 am
    "Ok i`m a christian, and some of that stuff was stupid. but not all. and b4 some of you athiest douchebags say something. dont judge all christians based on what you see. you can be an athiest without being a jerk."

    you are right.... anything even slightly pagan or homosexual must be shunned, anything dealing with `eastern white and black magic` must be shunned. anything that is not what the bible told you must be shunned! hell i agree...we should bring back the burnings! (im pretty sure i weigh more than a duck >.>)
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    RFMITCH1 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 10:39 am
    I deem daddysedohoh a troll. Don`t feed the troll.
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    Bottleofrum Male 18-29
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    January 19, 2012 at 10:49 am
    people that think all christians think like this are prejudging idiots. im christian and some of my best friends are gay and smoke/ grow weed. the number of drats i give is equal to 0.
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    Shillier Male 18-29
    260 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 10:53 am
    i guess that explains why i now worship a giant talking rat. i call him whiskers, but you may call him lord.
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    ReBoot Male 18-29
    233 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 11:07 am
    It must be hard to be this kind of christian. Everywhere you look there is evil and attempts to tarnish your immortal soul.
    They must live really stressful lives
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 11:07 am
    Oh goodness they`re Canadian. Good grief. And outright Hinduism?

    Also, I`m sure the Bible is much more appropriate for young children. Messages of murder, rape, incest, and suffering are much less morally objectionable than turtles eating pizza.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 11:13 am
    @Bottleofrum, gays smoking and growing weed?

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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
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    January 19, 2012 at 11:27 am
    Yeah, this is what my graduate private school was like. I didn`t notice until I tried playing a game of crib with my mates and they took away my playing cards citing demonism. I got them back citing theft of personal property, but they watched me closely after that.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 11:34 am
    really... talk about not taking something at face value
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 11:41 am
    The Bible - written by people who believed the Earth was the center of the universe. Sounds legit to me!
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
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    January 19, 2012 at 11:47 am
    i beleive bart also said rub a dub dub thanks for the grub!!!!!!
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
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    January 19, 2012 at 12:11 pm

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    skypirate Male 18-29
    2404 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 12:23 pm
    it wasnt magic, it was ooze!
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3336 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 12:33 pm
    how about some bible toys and games. like...
    stone the gay. rape the the woman thill she your wife.
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    whapitoot Male 18-29
    81 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 12:46 pm
    @2:55 - HERO QUEST!!! Best. Game. Ever..
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    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    @ReBoot, Christians love to percieve themselves as being persecuted and perpetual victims of a world attempting to taint or outright eradicate their beliefs at the hands of demonic influence. I think for some it validates their faith.

    People like this are just wackjobs, and most of the Christians I know would agree. Sadly, my own family did and still do have many similiar beliefs. I specifically remember them boycotting Proctor & Gamble products because of their ties to Satanism.
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    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 1:10 pm
    Don`t have a problem with religion...but I have a problem with this...
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    daddysedohoh Female 18-29
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    January 19, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    @RFMITCH1 i also deemed your mom a troll then she slept with she slept with fox news anchors and had you, her dippoo one track mind politically incorrect monster
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    notorious98 Male 30-39
    151 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 1:57 pm
    Apparently karate is white magic and machine guns are black magic.

    @whapitoot Hell yeah, Hero Quest was the poo.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 2:15 pm
    @daddysedohoh,
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 3:56 pm
    Christians are so unchrist like. Maybe they should study SCIENCE? or maybe just commit suicide? Murdering terrorists,them Christians.
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    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 4:11 pm
    is the Micheal Jackson chocolate bar dark or white chocolate?
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    beangirl Female 30-39
    51 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 4:49 pm
    @uatme- LMAO! Good one!!
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    Aeladil Female 18-29
    513 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 8:32 pm
    I can`t believe these guys are Canadian.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 9:11 pm
    *palm face*
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    HiEv Male 40-49
    621 posts
    January 19, 2012 at 10:06 pm
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    CaptainPabst Male 18-29
    1250 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 12:49 am
    Imagine how messed up these guys kids are
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    Izaq Male 30-39
    173 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 3:16 am
    I can`t distinguish Christian nutcase men with beards proclaiming all sorts of nonsense from Islamic nutcase men with beards saying exactly the same... but calls their god a different name.

    Strange how the States finds a war against the second type of nutcases to be justified while inviting the first kind to in part rule the country.
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    Simbosan Male 40-49
    159 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 4:25 am
    0:51 which one is Bebop again?
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 5:59 am
    Theze Chrithtianz are tho thilly!
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    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 6:08 am
    Hero Quest! My very Christian father used to play this with us...on Sundays...& I even bought a copy to play with my kids a year or two ago (& Dad arranged to pick it up for me). And yes, I`m a Christian. I also have no issue with gay marriage, other religions, & Michael Jackson chocolate, among other things. But TMNT slippers might be drawing the line...
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    PinkRhoid Male 18-29
    1239 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 11:03 am
    Ninja Turtles used magic? I thought they used Ninjitsu Martial Arts. I guess to a couple chunky crazies like these martial arts would seem like magic.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 7:21 pm
    sounds like these guys have way too much time on their hands. the very idea, dumping on the TMNT, just appalling.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 20, 2012 at 8:16 pm
    And yes, I`m a Christian. I also have no issue with gay marriage, other religions, & Michael Jackson chocolate, among other things. But TMNT slippers might be drawing the line...

    And here IAB we have behind the glass a fair-weather Christian. One of the many that picks and chooses what to believe and not to believe. Do not feed, and try not to speak to it, it doesnt listen to reason.

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