Anti-Ninja Turtle Propaganda - UnChristian Toys

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Weird

It"s a wonder how we made it through the 90"s with all of this black magic and illegal weaponry.
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Male 2,700
And yes, I`m a Christian. I also have no issue with gay marriage, other religions, & Michael Jackson chocolate, among other things. But TMNT slippers might be drawing the line...

And here IAB we have behind the glass a fair-weather Christian. One of the many that picks and chooses what to believe and not to believe. Do not feed, and try not to speak to it, it doesnt listen to reason.
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Female 4,086
sounds like these guys have way too much time on their hands. the very idea, dumping on the TMNT, just appalling.
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Male 1,239
Ninja Turtles used magic? I thought they used Ninjitsu Martial Arts. I guess to a couple chunky crazies like these martial arts would seem like magic.
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Female 512
Hero Quest! My very Christian father used to play this with us...on Sundays...& I even bought a copy to play with my kids a year or two ago (& Dad arranged to pick it up for me). And yes, I`m a Christian. I also have no issue with gay marriage, other religions, & Michael Jackson chocolate, among other things. But TMNT slippers might be drawing the line...
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Male 10,855
Theze Chrithtianz are tho thilly!
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Male 159
0:51 which one is Bebop again?
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Male 173
I can`t distinguish Christian nutcase men with beards proclaiming all sorts of nonsense from Islamic nutcase men with beards saying exactly the same... but calls their god a different name.

Strange how the States finds a war against the second type of nutcases to be justified while inviting the first kind to in part rule the country.
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Male 1,249
Imagine how messed up these guys kids are
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Male 621
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Male 2,384
*palm face*
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Female 513
I can`t believe these guys are Canadian.
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Female 51
@uatme- LMAO! Good one!!
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Male 1,084
is the Micheal Jackson chocolate bar dark or white chocolate?
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Male 2,214
Christians are so unchrist like. Maybe they should study SCIENCE? or maybe just commit suicide? Murdering terrorists,them Christians.
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Male 4,902
@daddysedohoh,
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Male 151
Apparently karate is white magic and machine guns are black magic.

@whapitoot Hell yeah, Hero Quest was the poo.
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Female 43
@RFMITCH1 i also deemed your mom a troll then she slept with she slept with fox news anchors and had you, her dippoo one track mind politically incorrect monster
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Male 483
Don`t have a problem with religion...but I have a problem with this...
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Male 506
@ReBoot, Christians love to percieve themselves as being persecuted and perpetual victims of a world attempting to taint or outright eradicate their beliefs at the hands of demonic influence. I think for some it validates their faith.

People like this are just wackjobs, and most of the Christians I know would agree. Sadly, my own family did and still do have many similiar beliefs. I specifically remember them boycotting Proctor & Gamble products because of their ties to Satanism.
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Male 81
@2:55 - HERO QUEST!!! Best. Game. Ever..
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Male 4,163
how about some bible toys and games. like...
stone the gay. rape the the woman thill she your wife.
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2,767
it wasnt magic, it was ooze!
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Male 5,811

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Male 2,376
i beleive bart also said rub a dub dub thanks for the grub!!!!!!
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Male 1,949
The Bible - written by people who believed the Earth was the center of the universe. Sounds legit to me!
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Male 25,417
really... talk about not taking something at face value
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Male 1,164
Yeah, this is what my graduate private school was like. I didn`t notice until I tried playing a game of crib with my mates and they took away my playing cards citing demonism. I got them back citing theft of personal property, but they watched me closely after that.
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Male 4,902
@Bottleofrum, gays smoking and growing weed?

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Male 5,811
Oh goodness they`re Canadian. Good grief. And outright Hinduism?

Also, I`m sure the Bible is much more appropriate for young children. Messages of murder, rape, incest, and suffering are much less morally objectionable than turtles eating pizza.
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Male 233
It must be hard to be this kind of christian. Everywhere you look there is evil and attempts to tarnish your immortal soul.
They must live really stressful lives
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Male 260
i guess that explains why i now worship a giant talking rat. i call him whiskers, but you may call him lord.
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Male 163
people that think all christians think like this are prejudging idiots. im christian and some of my best friends are gay and smoke/ grow weed. the number of drats i give is equal to 0.
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Male 121
I deem daddysedohoh a troll. Don`t feed the troll.
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Female 25
"Ok i`m a christian, and some of that stuff was stupid. but not all. and b4 some of you athiest douchebags say something. dont judge all christians based on what you see. you can be an athiest without being a jerk."

you are right.... anything even slightly pagan or homosexual must be shunned, anything dealing with `eastern white and black magic` must be shunned. anything that is not what the bible told you must be shunned! hell i agree...we should bring back the burnings! (im pretty sure i weigh more than a duck >.>)
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Male 233
It must be hard to be this kind of christian. Everywhere you look there is evil and attempts to tarnish your immortal soul.
They must live really stressful lives
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Male 715
I saw Heroquest, I loved that game when I was a kid
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Male 6,068
People like these should be isolated from the rest of society regardless of religion. They`re too busy looking for ways to hate things. They usually have no problem finding ways to hate other people, though.
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Male 78
I saw something like these guys back in high school. Apparently, Care Bears are evil because they shoot demonic energy out of their chests, Smurfs are evil because they resemble corpses with their blue skin and black lips, and if you take three 6 sided dice from Dungeons and Dragons and throw them into the fire they scream.
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Female 43
Ok i`m a christian, and some of that stuff was stupid. but not all. and b4 some of you athiest douchebags say something. dont judge all christians based on what you see. you can be an athiest without being a jerk.
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Male 4,902


And they`re homo (gasp)
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Male 1,931
"ANY CULTURE OTHER THAN OUR OWN DISAGREES WITH OUR CULT!"
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Male 959
to be fair, they had a point about Michael Jackson
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Male 39,603

Later in life, these guys got into politics and are now running the republican party.
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Female 8,043
Link: Anti-Ninja Turtle Propaganda - UnChristian Toys [Rate Link] - It`s a wonder how we made it through the 90`s with all of this black magic and illegal weaponry.
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