A Slingshot Zombie Hammer With Skull Ejector

Submitted by: 3MM@ 5 years ago in Misc

Great gift ideas for your Zombie-hating friends.
There are 25 comments:
Female 340
stumbled this a looong time ago... you`re slippin i-a-b.
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Male 120
Steelgrid: "Well according to the bible,"

Lazarus.
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Male 2,700
"there were no zombies.. how does he know this works?"

Well according to the bible, Jesus was the first zombie. He was risen through necromancy with hate and sin as the catalyst to power his resurrection. Dont believe me? Do you think god would have created jesus, killed him, then turned him into a zombie if the world wasnt full of hate and sin?

Hell to be honest, its in the bible that god is responsible for the original zombie outbreak and Satan wanted to end it as fast as possible.
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Male 2,700
When the first zombie appears, I will chase Jesus Christ with one of these in each hand to make sure he does not spread his zombie disease to everyone else.
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Male 321
Holy crap Germans can make anything sound scary and awesome at the same time!
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Male 144
I could have used THAT in dead island...
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Male 2,790
pretty sweet but i was not prepared for that accent
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Male 14,334
@Blatto

Pffft don`t worry it`s got a bayonet mount and a bayonet to go with it I`m up on my Zombie survival guide.
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Male 115
there were no zombies.. how does he know this works?
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Male 358
Relying on a gun as your main weapon in a zombie apocalypse is a rookie mistake.
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Male 219
What if there`s more than one zombie? I can`t imagine they`ll allow you to stop and eject the skull from your last kill before coming in on ya...yeah, the first zombie goes down in style, but then you`re pretty well done...

Think I`ll stick to the rifles.
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Male 302
Haha that`s pretty cool, gotta give it to the guys ingenuity. Plus he is funny.
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Male 25,416
wow.. give me something better... but if zombies invade.. im goin to his house
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Male 3,325
Look. I made a slingshot out of a nuclear bomb! Look how deadly it is!
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Male 36
In the hypothetical situation where I robbed this guy or otherwise did something to piss him off... I`m be extremely pissed off if he attacked me with a slingshot, I`d be the laughing stock of the country. "Man loses eye to slingshot master while making love to his daughter"
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Male 14,334
I`ll stick with the boomstick...

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Male 7,123
Now that is good, practical thinking.
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Male 4,793
2:00 Just a little further and you are a parapalegic.
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Male 1,471
He looks so proud :)
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Male 267
Zombieland rule #1 - Cardio. I don`t think he`d last too long. He`d probably swing that thing three times, get winded, then become a buffet.
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Male 1,610
he has epic manboobs
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Male 1,256
So cool! Also, that guy is made for a zombie apocalypse movie.
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Male 312
Just don`t swing it too far back :/
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Male 4,902
Me want!
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Female 256
Link: A Slingshot Zombie Hammer With Skull Ejector [Rate Link] - Great gift ideas for your Zombie-hating friends.
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