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Date: 01/27/12 10:18 AM

18 Responses to A Real-Life Baby DERP!!!

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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
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    January 26, 2012 at 4:50 pm
    Link: A Real-Life Baby DERP!!! - Baby gets derped out by rasberries.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 27, 2012 at 10:39 am

    YAWN
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    WolfStar Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2012 at 10:42 am
    I find babies that young pretty creepy, to be honest. They`re all red and squirmy and vacant looking. They look like naked mole rats...
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    FeeFee Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2012 at 10:51 am
    Why do people want to have those things? -shudder-
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    zombunny Female 18-29
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    January 27, 2012 at 11:11 am
    That is the ugliest baby I`ve ever seen.
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    Zymotical Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2012 at 11:34 am
    So like, why did this get on here? that looks like every healthy baby I have seen.

    Though it does remind me of an anecdote from the neo-natal ICU where my dad works, they had a baby that was born without a fully developed leg on one side and the parents initially did not want to keep it. So to give it a name (easier to say a name rather than Baby#567328780) he quipped "Peggy" as in peg leg.

    HOWEVER the parents changed their mind after he had left work that morning and when he got back to the hospital that night the parents had named her Eileen...Eilean...I Lean.

    No way that they did that on purpose.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 11:52 am

    It looks like Voldemort has returned!

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    JDplaysFF Male 30-39
    626 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 12:40 pm
    I submit this as evidence that babies are, in fact, NOT cute.
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    b4dw0lf Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2012 at 12:41 pm
    Is the dad a never-nude?
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    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 12:51 pm
    Looks like Quato from Total Recall.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2012 at 1:02 pm
    THat is not a cute baby... but it could still flower to an angel!
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    Scuzoid Male 30-39
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    January 27, 2012 at 2:48 pm
    "Is the dad a never-nude?"

    THANK YOU! So glad someone else noticed those bizarre cut-offs.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 4:10 pm
    cute, but i`d rather have a puppy.
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    ruy-guy Male 18-29
    230 posts
    January 27, 2012 at 7:29 pm
    My god that things ugly
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    Rawrg Male 18-29
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    January 27, 2012 at 9:48 pm
    No babies are cute. Ever. They`re all drooly, nasty, snot-covered mutants that only an insane person would want to shat out of their womb by choice. The babies must be stopped.
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    TommyG232 Male 13-17
    18 posts
    January 28, 2012 at 1:21 pm
    Are people seriously commenting on the looks of an effin BABY??!?!
    WTF is happening in this world?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    January 29, 2012 at 11:35 am

    @ Tommy - babies are like everyone else. There are cute ones and ugly ones.
    And some that look a tad bit slow . . .

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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    January 30, 2012 at 11:10 am
    I find babies that young pretty creepy, to be honest. They`re all red and squirmy and vacant looking. They look like naked mole rats...

    I hadn`t made that association, but you`re right. They do look like naked mole rats (with HUGE heads).

    But although rationally I think they are ugly and, as Rawrg so eloquently put it, "drooly, nasty, snot-covered mutants" (and you can add "noisy, annoying, demanding pee and poo machines" to that), paternal instinct over-rides rationality and I feel they`re cute and adorable and to be cuddled and protected. Odd, since I really, really, seriously don`t want to be a father. I`d rather have food poisoning and break my legs.

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