A Real-Life Baby DERP!!!

Submitted by: ledzeppeloyd 5 years ago in Funny

Baby gets derped out by rasberries.
There are 18 comments:
Male 12,365
[quote]I find babies that young pretty creepy, to be honest. They`re all red and squirmy and vacant looking. They look like naked mole rats...[/quote]

I hadn`t made that association, but you`re right. They do look like naked mole rats (with HUGE heads).

But although rationally I think they are ugly and, as Rawrg so eloquently put it, "drooly, nasty, snot-covered mutants" (and you can add "noisy, annoying, demanding pee and poo machines" to that), paternal instinct over-rides rationality and I feel they`re cute and adorable and to be cuddled and protected. Odd, since I really, really, seriously don`t want to be a father. I`d rather have food poisoning and break my legs.
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Male 38,501

@ Tommy - babies are like everyone else. There are cute ones and ugly ones.
And some that look a tad bit slow . . .

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Male 18
Are people seriously commenting on the looks of an effin BABY??!?!
WTF is happening in this world?
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Male 934
No babies are cute. Ever. They`re all drooly, nasty, snot-covered mutants that only an insane person would want to shat out of their womb by choice. The babies must be stopped.
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Male 230
My god that things ugly
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Female 4,086
cute, but i`d rather have a puppy.
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Male 1,268
"Is the dad a never-nude?"

THANK YOU! So glad someone else noticed those bizarre cut-offs.
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Male 25,416
THat is not a cute baby... but it could still flower to an angel!
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Male 621
Looks like Quato from Total Recall.
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Male 1
Is the dad a never-nude?
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Male 625
I submit this as evidence that babies are, in fact, NOT cute.
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Male 38,501

It looks like Voldemort has returned!

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Male 197
So like, why did this get on here? that looks like every healthy baby I have seen.

Though it does remind me of an anecdote from the neo-natal ICU where my dad works, they had a baby that was born without a fully developed leg on one side and the parents initially did not want to keep it. So to give it a name (easier to say a name rather than Baby#567328780) he quipped "Peggy" as in peg leg.

HOWEVER the parents changed their mind after he had left work that morning and when he got back to the hospital that night the parents had named her Eileen...Eilean...I Lean.

No way that they did that on purpose.
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Female 2,525
That is the ugliest baby I`ve ever seen.
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Female 583
Why do people want to have those things? -shudder-
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Female 455
I find babies that young pretty creepy, to be honest. They`re all red and squirmy and vacant looking. They look like naked mole rats...
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Male 38,501

YAWN
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Male 2,384
Link: A Real-Life Baby DERP!!! [Rate Link] - Baby gets derped out by rasberries.
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