30 Things Porn Has Taught Us [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Funny NSFW

The most accurate list you"ll read all day.
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Female 3,726
Steelgrid
Male, 30-39, Midwest US
2082 Posts Tuesday, January 10, 2012 11:38:20 PM
"The only reason I can think of for why a woman would masturbate is because there isn`t a human dick nearby."

Apparently youve never been married.....
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Well I am married and we don`t. WHY?
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Male 265
In a long-term relationship...

#5 Can happen from time to time
#7 Don`t overdo it but the #1 tip is to show enthusiasm
#10 Depends on your partner and how well you connect with them
#18 Maybe in a naught role-play
#25 If you find yourself begging for sex, find other joys in life
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Male 967
Downloading this to my memorybanks, because it`s all true!
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Male 1,015
as old as the internet...
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Male 434
26 made me LOL. Also, I ask again, how come the content here can have swear words, but the comments can`t?
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Male 210
I like how the ad for this page (for me anyway) is a Christian dating site.
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Female 519
I`ve always been curious about #12..
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Male 42
HAHA! 29 and 30 made me laugh.
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Male 1,093
haha, 16 made me laugh.
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Male 5,811
[quote]What is this thing called "p0rn?"[/quote]

It`s pronounced "pr0n". Yeesh. ;-)
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Male 4,546
Wait, wait...
How is 9 NOT true? I guess there might be an odd exception....
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Male 2,862
11 is true, 25 made me lol.
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Male 14,331
@JUGGALETTEx0

:-o
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Male 166
27 is true, right?
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Male 2,700
"hmmmm i disagree with number 6, i`m sure non porn stars might enjoy having sex with a ugly middle aged man :D"

Yeah, you are right dude.

they call them grenades.....fyi
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Male 2,700
"The only reason I can think of for why a woman would masturbate is because there isn`t a human dick nearby."

Apparently youve never been married.....
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Male 4,902
It`s so true
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Male 571
#4 is definitely true. The only reason I can think of for why a woman would masturbate is because there isn`t a human dick nearby.
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Male 2,419
wtf #28
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Male 40,756
What is this thing called "p0rn?" I`ve never actually seen any. I hear it`s on the interwebs someplace...

(and if you believe THAT one...)
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Male 2,516
I do 12 whenever I can
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Female 1,380
gerry always has the best stuff on here!
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Female 2,927
#31 everything you just read is a bald faced lie.
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Male 25,416
and that girls dont seem to have headaches
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Male 293
I do 13 all the time... :)
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Male 15,510
Asian man penises are always pixelated
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Male 1,421
31 Every Japanese woman is scared and embarrassed during sex.

Never really understood that one.
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Male 39,923
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Male 39,923

Wouldn`t you moan loudly if you had a big one shoved down your throat?
Or anywhere else for that matter.
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Male 663
Number 7 made me laugh :P

And the `completely bald` thing threw me until I realised they didn`t mean completely as in all over.

But as others have said, we need a gay version now! :P

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Male 495
@Cajun247 No.
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Male 119
This may be old, but #9 and #11 are scientific fact.
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Male 12,365
I never did get the high heels to bed thing. Or any shoes, really. Why?
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Male 551
#21 Ohhh boy, you just need the right words
and you`ll get anything
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Male 914
The guy who wrote this still hasn`t discovered internet porn. LOL!
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Male 10,855
Man this is limited to straight porn.

What about these genres:
Gay
Fetish
Lesbian
Fantasy
Femdom
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Female 1,380
I`m guilty of enjoying #5 :(
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Male 9
hmmmm i disagree with number 6, i`m sure non porn stars might enjoy having sex with a ugly middle aged man :D
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Male 224
"as big as Peter North"

Peter North is 7-10" tall?
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Male 5,314
22 made me lol
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Male 2,841
drat reality, porn is where it`s at.
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Male 14,331
@DixxyRarr

You mean to tell me ladies don`t like pudding pops!!! DAMN IT!!
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Male 1,268
I don`t get it. I knew all of this already...
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Female 3,726
LMAO...

I think I would cut my husband if he did #5.
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Male 292
err ehem
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Male 341
wish like 25 of these were true in real life!!
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Female 2,674
31. Ladies love it when you go A-T-M.
32. Lesbians love sucking on massive dildos with veins and fake balls. FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER... I mean, come on. Who is benefiting from that??
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Male 2,737
I must FAP now.
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Male 807
And submitted by a girl no less....
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Male 130
Whoever wrote this clearly hasn`t seen enough porn.
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Male 322
#26 well where else are you gonna put your other hand? Both hands on the back of her head is a little degrading
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Male 5,811
Lol @ #16.
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Female 51
This list is AWESOME! hahaha!!!
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Female 1,605
Link: 30 Things Porn Has Taught Us [Pic] [Rate Link] - The most accurate list you`ll read all day.
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