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Date: 01/10/12 01:10 PM

54 Responses to 30 Things Porn Has Taught Us [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:11 pm
    Link: 30 Things Porn Has Taught Us - The most accurate list you`ll read all day.
  2. Profile photo of beangirl
    beangirl Female 30-39
    51 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm
    This list is AWESOME! hahaha!!!
  3. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:18 pm
    Lol @ #16.
  4. Profile photo of stk5m
    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    #26 well where else are you gonna put your other hand? Both hands on the back of her head is a little degrading
  5. Profile photo of jerdboy
    jerdboy Male 18-29
    130 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    Whoever wrote this clearly hasn`t seen enough porn.
  6. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    790 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:22 pm
    And submitted by a girl no less....
  7. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:31 pm
    I must FAP now.
  8. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:38 pm
    31. Ladies love it when you go A-T-M.
    32. Lesbians love sucking on massive dildos with veins and fake balls. FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER... I mean, come on. Who is benefiting from that??
  9. Profile photo of denmarkcm
    denmarkcm Male 18-29
    341 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    wish like 25 of these were true in real life!!
  10. Profile photo of Originalform
    Originalform Male 30-39
    292 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:42 pm
    err ehem
  11. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:51 pm
    LMAO...

    I think I would cut my husband if he did #5.
  12. Profile photo of Scuzoid
    Scuzoid Male 30-39
    1268 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    I don`t get it. I knew all of this already...
  13. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:55 pm
    @DixxyRarr

    You mean to tell me ladies don`t like pudding pops!!! DAMN IT!!
  14. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 1:57 pm
    drat reality, porn is where it`s at.
  15. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 2:14 pm
    22 made me lol
  16. Profile photo of Swash
    Swash Male 30-39
    224 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 2:16 pm
    "as big as Peter North"

    Peter North is 7-10" tall?
  17. Profile photo of ElliotR
    ElliotR Male 18-29
    9 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 2:32 pm
    hmmmm i disagree with number 6, i`m sure non porn stars might enjoy having sex with a ugly middle aged man :D
  18. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 2:55 pm
    I`m guilty of enjoying #5 :(
  19. Profile photo of intrigid
    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    The guy who wrote this still hasn`t discovered internet porn. LOL!
  20. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    Man this is limited to straight porn.

    What about these genres:
    Gay
    Fetish
    Lesbian
    Fantasy
    Femdom
  21. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 3:11 pm
    #21 Ohhh boy, you just need the right words
    and you`ll get anything
  22. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 3:24 pm
    I never did get the high heels to bed thing. Or any shoes, really. Why?
  23. Profile photo of crash665
    crash665 Male 30-39
    119 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 3:38 pm
    This may be old, but #9 and #11 are scientific fact.
  24. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 3:39 pm
    @Cajun247 No.
  25. Profile photo of Mister_C
    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 3:59 pm
    Number 7 made me laugh :P

    And the `completely bald` thing threw me until I realised they didn`t mean completely as in all over.

    But as others have said, we need a gay version now! :P

  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 4:03 pm

    Wouldn`t you moan loudly if you had a big one shoved down your throat?
    Or anywhere else for that matter.
  27. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 4:27 pm
  28. Profile photo of CreamK
    CreamK Male 40-49
    1423 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 4:38 pm
    31 Every Japanese woman is scared and embarrassed during sex.

    Never really understood that one.
  29. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 7:16 pm
    Asian man penises are always pixelated
  30. Profile photo of rickbub
    rickbub Male 40-49
    293 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 7:36 pm
    I do 13 all the time... :)
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 7:54 pm
    and that girls dont seem to have headaches
  32. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 8:02 pm
    #31 everything you just read is a bald faced lie.
  33. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 8:20 pm
    gerry always has the best stuff on here!
  34. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 8:21 pm
    I do 12 whenever I can
  35. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 8:37 pm
    What is this thing called "p0rn?" I`ve never actually seen any. I hear it`s on the interwebs someplace...

    (and if you believe THAT one...)
  36. Profile photo of I-IS-BORED
    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 10:54 pm
    wtf #28
  37. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 11:20 pm
    #4 is definitely true. The only reason I can think of for why a woman would masturbate is because there isn`t a human dick nearby.
  38. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 11:25 pm
    It`s so true
  39. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 11:38 pm
    "The only reason I can think of for why a woman would masturbate is because there isn`t a human dick nearby."

    Apparently youve never been married.....
  40. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    January 10, 2012 at 11:39 pm
    "hmmmm i disagree with number 6, i`m sure non porn stars might enjoy having sex with a ugly middle aged man :D"

    Yeah, you are right dude.

    they call them grenades.....fyi
  41. Profile photo of GTrain
    GTrain Male 18-29
    166 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 3:53 am
    27 is true, right?
  42. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 5:31 am
    @JUGGALETTEx0

    :-o
  43. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 5:37 am
    11 is true, 25 made me lol.
  44. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 6:21 am
    Wait, wait...
    How is 9 NOT true? I guess there might be an odd exception....
  45. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 7:02 am
    What is this thing called "p0rn?"

    It`s pronounced "pr0n". Yeesh. ;-)
  46. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 8:32 am
    haha, 16 made me laugh.
  47. Profile photo of mrroith
    mrroith Male 18-29
    42 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 8:50 am
    HAHA! 29 and 30 made me laugh.
  48. Profile photo of ByOwlPost
    ByOwlPost Female 18-29
    519 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 11:09 am
    I`ve always been curious about #12..
  49. Profile photo of mackin
    mackin Male 30-39
    210 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    I like how the ad for this page (for me anyway) is a Christian dating site.
  50. Profile photo of jadoig
    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 3:35 pm
    26 made me LOL. Also, I ask again, how come the content here can have swear words, but the comments can`t?
  51. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 4:53 pm
    as old as the internet...
  52. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    January 11, 2012 at 9:53 pm
    Downloading this to my memorybanks, because it`s all true!
  53. Profile photo of Wowummwow
    Wowummwow Male 18-29
    265 posts
    January 12, 2012 at 8:33 am
    In a long-term relationship...

    #5 Can happen from time to time
    #7 Don`t overdo it but the #1 tip is to show enthusiasm
    #10 Depends on your partner and how well you connect with them
    #18 Maybe in a naught role-play
    #25 If you find yourself begging for sex, find other joys in life
  54. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    January 12, 2012 at 12:47 pm
    Steelgrid
    Male, 30-39, Midwest US
    2082 Posts Tuesday, January 10, 2012 11:38:20 PM
    "The only reason I can think of for why a woman would masturbate is because there isn`t a human dick nearby."

    Apparently youve never been married.....
    ____

    Well I am married and we don`t. WHY?

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