21 Facts Evolutionists Can`t Answer [Pic]

Submitted by: hovalady411 5 years ago in Tech

That noise you hear is thousands of people facepalming themselves at once...
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Male 621
Ha! Can`t fool me! It`s 2012, not 2008! ;-)
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Male 1,449
....and the stupid shall be punished.
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Male 542
Photomastr, don`t do a disservice to your own point.
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Male 8
photomstr, I have driven through almost all of the lower states. I have met some nice people, some mean people, some smart people and some dumb people. I have also driven through Canada and found the same. People are people, regardless of nationality.

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Male 766
sadly there really are people that dumb . . . in `merca, supposedly the most advanced nation in the world
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Male 237
total flamebait, couldn`t resist it.
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Male 4,902
Obvious troll
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Male 5,811
I agree with MeGrendel about Rosie. Ever since she destroyed the box office gross for Fight Club by spoiling the ending on her dumb show before the movie premiered I have vowed to destroy her.
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Male 1,793
dumbest thing I have ever seen....
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Male 1,252
watched thevid...LOL specifically at #12 - "Can you see electricity?" and #14 - "The holy bible is the truth because the the holy bible says its the truth"

from facepalm to total head shake ...
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Male 506
Here`s the link:

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Male 8,434
Gerry1of1-"seem to show a bias regarding Rosie Odonnel"

While I enjoyed her performance in `A League of Their Own`, she pretty much pissed me off ever since. But in reality I was thinking more along the line of the South Park episode `Trapper Keeper` (akira rip-off).
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Male 1,243
I once had a co-worker as me a very similar question ... she was a fuc*ing idiot.
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Female 412
*facepalm*
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Male 3,631
Not in the mood for such an epic facepalm, if the description is to be believed - I`ll watch later.
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Female 631
pretty sure that video was meant as a joke.
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Male 2,345
wow...and they wonder why "intelligent design classes" are not accepted by Universities as credit worthy...
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Male 2,214
Um...cause Christians are idiots? Yes, that`s it, I`m sure.B-|
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Male 2,229
O_o considering that the current calendar system that is in use, is the third one to be use by "western" nations. And in Napoleon Bonaparte`s time there was two calendars in use at the same time.

So this number "10" point is WAY off the mark. And it signifies the this person is ignorant of history, or just plain stupid.

If this is a "parody", it`s a humour FAIL. This "can`t answer" is crap, because there is always an answer; it just not convenient for the "Christian" theists.
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Male 468
I swear sometimes I think non religious people make these videos up to make us look bad! LOL!
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Male 2,790
stupid people these days
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Male 73
Without having watched the video, I believe that Poe`s law applies here: Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won`t mistake for the real thing.
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Male 594
Facepalm was invented purely for this moment..
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Male 39,558

@ MeGrendel - your responses to the questions seem to show a bias regarding Rosie Odonnel...and not a good bias at that.

Unrequited love or an affair that went terribly wrong?
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Male 1,832
I`ve never literally facepalmed before. Wow.
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Male 25,417
Well they have a point... not a valid point but its still a point
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Male 2,700
"god went and killed them for the f**k of it right. Pretty douche move god."

Pretty much like killing his own son, for his own people, to be saved from his own rules, so that he doesnt bring down his wrath.....

Yeah pretty douchey...

"This is a video made by an atheist intended to make believers look like dumbasses. Those of you who fell for it... you`re a dumbass."

And the bible was written for dumbshhits like you who did not understand the world around them. AS knowledge expands, god becomes more obsolete.

God is just a statistic.
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Male 44
I actually facepalmed. Then I read the description and LOL`d!
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Male 141
for those curious, the video is a parody.
an explaination is given in the tags on youtube.
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Male 14,331
Oh wait I got it this is Noahs fault.....

That`s why they never make any mention of them!
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Male 14,331



So here`s what I`m wondering if we exsisted at the same time as dinosaurs that would mean god went and killed them for the f**k of it right. Pretty douche move god.
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Male 303
ATTENTION: This is a video made by an atheist intended to make believers look like dumbasses. Those of you who fell for it... you`re a dumbass.
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Male 4,290
I think it`s satire, only Bill O`Reilly or Ray Comfort would advance arguments like this and their video production values are slightly higher.
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Male 2,551
Science knows it doesn`t know everything. If it thought it knew everything, it would stop.
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Male 8,434
Kudos to Gerry1of1 for the Horschack reference.
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Male 8,434
#16: Scientists around the world are all jointly involved in a conspiracy against god! (when they`re not doing to same for Al Gore)
#17: Banana`s are prefectly designed for the human hand. (while my Johnson is perfectly designed for the female hand).
#18: Millions of years for a monkey to turn into a man? Monkey`s don`t life that long. (just seem like it if you`re watching Glee)
#19: Why would a man want to have sex with a monkey? (agian, "Rosie O`Donnell)
#20: Archeologist always remove the human remains first when they find a dinosaur so they can continue to LIE. (so, the Flintstones is a documentary?)
#21: Can you speak monkey? Didn`t think so... (so? I don`t understand liberals, either).
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Male 8,434
#10: If the world is "millions of years old" why is it only 2008? (hmmm, gotta think on that one)
#11: If I throw dirt up in the air, what are the odds it will fall into the formation of a living man? (3,720 to 1)
#12: Can you see electricity? (looks like Don King`s hair)
#13: Science changes. The book of Genesis is perfect. (LeeLoo was perfect)
#14: The holy bible is the truth, becasue the bible says it`s the truth. (hey, it kinda worked for Kirk against Mudd`s women).
#15: Evolution is a religion, and science leads to killing people (and there have never been any religious wars)
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Male 39,558

OOO! OOO! I KNOW! I KNOW! PICK ME! PICK ME!

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Male 5,148
I hope a giant asteroid erase this planet as soon as possible.
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Male 17,512
This has got to fake.
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Female 836
Ok, it`s a joke, but it`s in response, apparently, to another video that was actually as stupid...
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Male 9,503
This is a joke people. Read the description.
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Female 2,674
Good point. I no longer believe in evolution.
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Male 808
ok, actual video here with legitimate answers to the stupid questions 21 questions with answers
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Male 1,582
Wow.. now I think creationism is just about the most illogical thing I`ve ever heard of, but I know for a fact most of you creationists aren`t this illogical.
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Male 8,434
Just the first 10 from the video:
#1: Why are planets round? (Gravity, you can`t explain that!)
#2: Go to the zoo and tell me, why doesn`t a chimpanze give birth to a man? (they do, it`s called a `lawyer`)
#3: Have you ever seen a mountain form? (google "Rosie O`Donnell")
#4: Why doesn`t new life show up in a jar of peanut butter? (ever seen my fridge?)
#5: If the big bang started as a singularity...who held up teh singularity? (flying spaghetti monster)
#6: A painting had a painter...therefore The Universe had a maker. (not sure how that qualifies as a question...)
#21: If a monkey gave birth to a man, who would he (or she) mate with? (again, "Rosie O`Donnell...and wtf happened to 7-20?)
#8: How can you explain gravity? (mutual attraction)
#9: If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys? (SOMEone has to vote democrat)
#10: If the world is "millions of years old" why is it only 2008? (hmmm, gotta think on that o
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Male 1,691
*smack*
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Female 836
Oh... god.... forgive them, for they are abysmally stupid.
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Male 390
So, where`s the other 20?
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Male 4,431
Oh my!
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Male 1
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Male 12,138
Troll, surely.
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Male 39,558
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Male 355

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Male 40,304
Oy vey!
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Male 10,338

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Female 1,262
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