Why Do Cops Love Donuts?

Submitted by: redsy 5 years ago

The Kansas City Police Department addresses the eternal question.
There are 22 comments:
Male 187
Notice how the majority of people they asked aren`t fat. Now ask the fat police officers
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Male 2,419
Sure, health oriented... Around here they sit outside the McDonalds.
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Male 237
My mom said back in the 70`s you would see 5 or so patrol cars in the winchells doughnut shop at any given time. My guess on the whole myth is these days cops are monitored much more therefore they have less free time to get and eat doughnuts. If I were a cop I would make that stereotype completely true thats my food of choice;D
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Male 4,902
Wait you mean a stereotype is untrue!!!!!!
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Male 1,104
simbha, cops being cops and all, naturally they would be able to distinguish good from bad donut shops.
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Male 412
I`ve lived about 3 blocks from a donut shop for about 3 years. In that time, I have NEVER seen a police car in front of the shop, regardless of the time of day that I`ve driven by.

I think the older officer`s explanation is probably valid. If you`re a cop, you probably are looking for a place to take a break at 4-5am. Donut shops were probably one of the few (if not only) places open at that time, years ago; today, many places are open 24-7 (at least in big cities).
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Male 1,104
LOL @ Gerry1of1 & a1butcher ...
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Male 1,104
cops not eating donuts? now THAT`s a myth!
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Male 343
That wasn`t the question the little girl asked even slightly... She asked WHY, not HOW MANY, or HOW LONG... Sheesh, its like using Yahoo to search for something. It`s like facebooks `you might know...`
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Male 376
Out of all of the things you can get at 7-11 it`s gonna be a protein bar, huh?

Forget the hot dogs that have been dehydrating on that metal cooker all day, I want taffy that tastes like vitamins.
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Male 1,010
Is "donut" some sort of slang for taking it up the a55?
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Male 64
bunch of donut eatin liers.... JUST TELL THE TRUTH!
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Male 143
its because coffee places are open 24 hours.....
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Male 1,686
I thought that was going to be funny.
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Male 2,033
I`d show the narrating officer my nightstick.
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Male 1,231
I think the Simpsons may have had something to do with it...
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Male 5,190
@ a1butcher

Least he`s drinking water. :P
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Male 8
That`s my fackin city!!! LMFAO!!! I just died
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Male 321
Why do cops pepper spray protesters?
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Male 4,807

"A lot more health orientated"





Yeaa.. riight
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Male 37,910

This is why cops love donuts...




... and Taco Bell.
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Female 94
Link: Why Do Cops Love Donuts? [Rate Link] - The Kansas City Police Department addresses the eternal question.
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