This Is Why Libraries Are A Dying Institution [Pic

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago Misc

I wonder if one of the books used in the crime was ""Everybody Poops.""
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Male 2,841
Talos be damned, he was but a man.
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Male 2,419
9 divines, don`t you be ignoring Talos
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Male 10,440
By the eight divines, imagine finding that in a bookshelf.

My first reaction would be that someone really didn`t like what they read. I`m curious what the book was.
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Male 5,194
A buddy of mine did investigation on this in Chicago, found the answer -

1. The homeless are the main ones using the library
2. They steal the toilet paper
3. The library doesn`t replace the toilet paper
4. The bums... err, "poor homeless people", wipe their asses on pages of books instead.
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Male 1,810
poopers gonna poop....
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Male 4,793
HAHAHAHAHA sloth of doom, i kinda love you for that comment.

what he said, for those that don`t want to go searching: "Did they catch the poopatrator?"
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Male 510
I am a public library employee, and we have had this same problem. According to my co-workers, who were working there before I started, a patron decided to smear fecal matter on the pages of a children`s book that positively portrayed same-sex unions.
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Male 2,033
Did they catch the poopatrator?
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Male 2,419
changing diapers outside the bathroom was allowable before?
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Male 1,104
"Uh, how do they know it`s child poop?"

That would`ve had to be a VERY large ant to leave something the library staff noticed.
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Male 1,104
filed away under `p` i suppose ...
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Male 61
Rule 34
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Male 2,436
Uh, how do they know it`s child poop?
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Male 4,807

That was me and I did it over 18 years ago.

I guess no one checks out the little black Sambo books much anymore.
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Male 6,227
I don`t think it was sloppy parenting. I think it was a really concise and pungent book review.
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Male 139
I just threw up a little bit in my mouth
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Female 4,376
I like how they used the word "poop".
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Male 1,231
Wtf is wrong with some people????
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Male 19,840
Link: This Is Why Libraries Are A Dying Institution [Pic [Rate Link] - I wonder if one of the books used in the crime was ``Everybody Poops.``
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