This Giraffe Is A Dick

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Weird

Gotta keep your pimp hoof strong.
There are 25 comments:
Female 1
Dude giraffes kick, true story
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Male 2,790
always keep rolling. even if your friend is getting whipped by a giraffe
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Male 81
People: "How majestic!"
Giraffe: "EY! F**K OFF!"
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Male 15,832
Better than being a pussy, pussies.
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Male 1,206
That was awesome.

Giraffe: 1
Stupid humans: 0
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Female 375
They went right up to a massive wild animal and somehow got hurt? Wow, did not see that coming.
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Male 1,360
jtrebowski: Yep, Old pigs can be dicks too.
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Male 3,364
@OldOllie: You`re a dick too.
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Male 15,832
At that point, I just shoot the damned thing.
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Male 311
It`s called a respectful distance. Keep one.
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Female 839
Yep, giraffe kicks hurt. Lesson learnt.
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Male 2,841
When an animal is three times your size it`s generally not a good idea to approach said animal.
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Female 245
Here, have a Darwin Award.
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Male 2,345
I lived in Kenya for years and been on more guided and self-guided safaris than I can remember and NEVER have I gotten that close to a giraffe or let anyone with me approach one. These are dangerous animals that have VERY bad tempers.
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Female 357
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Male 17,512
Giraffes have been known to kill lions with a single kick, just because some animal is an herbivore doesn`t mean it isn`t dangerous.
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Male 38,502

Nonchalant walk over and KICK!
the giraffe equivelant of a sucker punch
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Male 1,931
People seem to forget wild animals are wild. Just because they look majestic/cuddly/tame does not make them so. The wild, especially Africa, is one of the most dangerous places in the world with wild life. Giraffe`s gonna kick your ass.

Don`t get me started on hippos. If I had to choose between being stuck in a cage with a hippo or a lion, I`d choose the lion.
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Male 519
Thats what happens when piss off a giraffe. It non-nonchalantly walks over and then tries to kick your skull off.
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Male 355
I think i poo`ed myself after seeing this - that giraffe is a bad ass
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Male 1,068
If the giraffe moved faster, he could have taken them all down
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Male 4,594
Too bad the giraffe didn`t kill them all.
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Male 878
Mess with a wild animal and at some point you are going to find out why they are called wild.
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Male 1,471
A giraffe`s kick has been known to decapitate a lion.. glad i`m not that guy :S..
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Female 8,044
Link: This Giraffe Is A Dick [Rate Link] - Gotta keep your pimp hoof strong.
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