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Date: 12/09/11 09:50 AM

26 Responses to This Giraffe Is A Dick

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 9:15 am
    Link: This Giraffe Is A Dick - Gotta keep your pimp hoof strong.
  2. Profile photo of Kain1
    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 9:58 am
    A giraffe`s kick has been known to decapitate a lion.. glad i`m not that guy :S..
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 10:05 am
    Mess with a wild animal and at some point you are going to find out why they are called wild.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 10:14 am
    Too bad the giraffe didn`t kill them all.
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 10:30 am
    If the giraffe moved faster, he could have taken them all down
  6. Profile photo of Apexs
    Apexs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 10:33 am
    I think i poo`ed myself after seeing this - that giraffe is a bad ass
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    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 10:33 am
    Thats what happens when piss off a giraffe. It non-nonchalantly walks over and then tries to kick your skull off.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 10:44 am
    People seem to forget wild animals are wild. Just because they look majestic/cuddly/tame does not make them so. The wild, especially Africa, is one of the most dangerous places in the world with wild life. Giraffe`s gonna kick your ass.

    Don`t get me started on hippos. If I had to choose between being stuck in a cage with a hippo or a lion, I`d choose the lion.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 10:50 am

    Nonchalant walk over and KICK!
    the giraffe equivelant of a sucker punch
  10. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 11:04 am
    Giraffes have been known to kill lions with a single kick, just because some animal is an herbivore doesn`t mean it isn`t dangerous.
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    Trillian42 Female 18-29
    357 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 11:05 am
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 11:50 am
    I lived in Kenya for years and been on more guided and self-guided safaris than I can remember and NEVER have I gotten that close to a giraffe or let anyone with me approach one. These are dangerous animals that have VERY bad tempers.
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    Isobel Female 18-29
    245 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    Here, have a Darwin Award.
  14. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 12:35 pm
    When an animal is three times your size it`s generally not a good idea to approach said animal.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2354 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 12:37 pm
    Yep, bitch slapped.
  16. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    Yep, giraffe kicks hurt. Lesson learnt.
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    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 11:01 pm
    It`s called a respectful distance. Keep one.
  18. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 11:18 pm
    At that point, I just shoot the damned thing.
  19. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    December 10, 2011 at 5:53 am
    @OldOllie: You`re a dick too.
  20. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    December 10, 2011 at 6:27 am
    jtrebowski: Yep, Old pigs can be dicks too.
  21. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    December 10, 2011 at 6:50 am
    They went right up to a massive wild animal and somehow got hurt? Wow, did not see that coming.
  22. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    December 10, 2011 at 9:26 am
    That was awesome.

    Giraffe: 1
    Stupid humans: 0
  23. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 10, 2011 at 9:58 am
    Better than being a pussy, pussies.
  24. Profile photo of rockinclimb
    rockinclimb Male 18-29
    81 posts
    December 10, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    People: "How majestic!"
    Giraffe: "EY! F**K OFF!"
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    December 10, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    always keep rolling. even if your friend is getting whipped by a giraffe
  26. Profile photo of sixfootbunny
    sixfootbunny Female 18-29
    1 post
    December 13, 2011 at 4:10 pm
    Dude giraffes kick, true story

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