This Chick Married A Truck And Is Happy [Pic]

Submitted by: Kim... 5 years ago in Funny

And there you are: Sad, single, and forever alone.
There are 37 comments:
Male 15,184
"how did the truck sign the marriage contract? and does the truck car insurance also work as a life insurance?" Maybe it drove over the licence, putting it`s prints on the dotted line.
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Male 4,902
@Steelgrid, thanks
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Male 1,093
how did the truck sign the marriage contract? and does the truck car insurance also work as a life insurance?
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Female 65
I guess they would have to adopt, unless they want all their kids to be hybrids... Now, is she going to have her adoptive kids call the truck "daddy"?
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Male 12,365
So...when she dies, the truck will automatically inherit...err...how does this make any sense?

I don`t care if she loves her truck and enjoys masturbating with it in some way. No harm done, no problem. I just don`t see what marriage has to do with it. Marriage has a lot of legal aspects to it, none of which can apply to an inanimate object.
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Male 2,700
"I find objectum sexuality infinitely interesting. Sh*t, I`d marry my vibrator if I could... lord knows it`s the best sex I`ve ever had."

You must be really looking foward to a happy future if sex is all you would marry for. I say that based on your logic of marrying a vibrator and why.

Im going to bring back some old verses from some sad little boys...

Here it goes...

Preparing....

Ungh damnit!!!! Where the Love!!!
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Male 40,302
I KNOW @PhotoKing! Why can`t I marry 2 women? It`s unjust!
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Male 526
so, you can marry a truck. but two men or two woman - they can`t marry?
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Female 2,674
I find objectum sexuality infinitely interesting. Sh*t, I`d marry my vibrator if I could... lord knows it`s the best sex I`ve ever had.
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Male 2,700
"What has the world come to?"

Discrimination against a people that has feelings (Gays) and a blind eye to inanimate objects.(This chick and her truck, the dude that married a pillow, ect ect).
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Male 510
What has the world come to?
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Male 2,700
"The article says she`s considering adopting. Can`t imagine that will go over real well with the adoption agencies. Unless, of course, she`s going to adopt a blender."

I think its time for the state to intervene. We dont allow retards to marry piles of crap, so the simple thought of adopting a child like this is a real marriage should be considered a symptom of decreased mental capacity.
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Male 15,832
1) Disconnect 1 spark plug wire,
2) Start truck,
3) Sit on stick shift,
4) Press gas pedal with stick.
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Male 359
it`s a hemi?
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Male 7,378
...and gay people can`t marry? Ha!
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Male 3,894
Well, I`m glad she`s happy. I just feel like it would be so awfully unfulfilling to be in to be in love with an inanimate object--you can`t have any interactions with them because they`re INANIMATE.
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Male 6,227
The article says she`s considering adopting. Can`t imagine that will go over real well with the adoption agencies. Unless, of course, she`s going to adopt a blender.
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Male 40,302
"...and our sex life is amazing."

I talked to the truck, he says it`s "meh"
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Male 6,227
@Steelgrid: Yes, I saw you`d read it. I just thought I`d post the link to make it easy for others.

@Peabody: You make an interesting point. But I`d argue that trucks must be considered fully adult once they roll off the assembly line. I guess. ~scratches head~
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Male 519
"The truck is only 5 years old, it is not old enough to give consent."

Maybe trucks age in dog years or something. That, or she`s forcing a underage object into being a sex slave.
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Male 2,700
"The truck is only 5 years old, it is not old enough to give consent."

So this bitch is a Muslim rapist pedophile? Hey look, someone resurrected Mohammed!!!
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Female 676
Meh, this is nothing new.
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Male 2,700
Beat ya to it Squrlz....4 posts from the bottom.
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Male 1,920
"I just thought of something, does the truck consent? Did the truck say I do?"

The truck is only 5 years old, it is not old enough to give consent.
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Male 6,227
Full article here.

Make sure you don`t miss the part where she says she orgasmed while driving the truck home from the showroom. :)
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Male 1,399
She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!
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Male 1,016
talk about blowing a gasket
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Male 519
I wonder what happens when she starts cheating with the dodge down the street.
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Male 1,292
i bet the truck insisted on a prenup
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Male 2,700
I just thought of something, does the truck consent? Did the truck say I do? This bitch must be Muslim. She rapes the truck, then forces it to marry her. I think we need the situation team with Wolf Blitzer to investigate this.
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Male 2,419
heh, that`s my ex, she did say that making love to me was like getting hit by a truck...
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Male 2,700
Dumb c.unt.

Oh here you go Cyber.
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Male 2,700
I read the whole story and it seems the only real problem she has is that a dick doesnt satisfy her. Her entire marriage is based on nothing more than sex.

This dumbass needs to learn to control herself.
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Male 792
Of course she`s happy. A truck will never ask her to make a sammich.
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Male 4,902
Dammit I want to read this article!
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Male 6,737
That gear stick is gonna stink something terrible...
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Female 539
Link: This Chick Married A Truck And Is Happy [Pic] [Rate Link] - And there you are: Sad, single, and forever alone.
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