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Date: 12/19/11 09:19 AM

37 Responses to This Chick Married A Truck And Is Happy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Kim...
    Kim... Female 13-17
    539 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:20 am
    Link: This Chick Married A Truck And Is Happy - And there you are: Sad, single, and forever alone.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:22 am
    That gear stick is gonna stink something terrible...
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:25 am
    Dammit I want to read this article!
  4. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:26 am
    Of course she`s happy. A truck will never ask her to make a sammich.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:28 am
    I read the whole story and it seems the only real problem she has is that a dick doesnt satisfy her. Her entire marriage is based on nothing more than sex.

    This dumbass needs to learn to control herself.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:29 am
    Dumb c.unt.

    Oh here you go Cyber.
  7. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:35 am
    heh, that`s my ex, she did say that making love to me was like getting hit by a truck...
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:45 am
    I just thought of something, does the truck consent? Did the truck say I do? This bitch must be Muslim. She rapes the truck, then forces it to marry her. I think we need the situation team with Wolf Blitzer to investigate this.
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:48 am
    i bet the truck insisted on a prenup
  10. Profile photo of RuralNinja
    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:52 am
    I wonder what happens when she starts cheating with the dodge down the street.
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    pumba62 Male 40-49
    1018 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:57 am
    talk about blowing a gasket
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    Baelzar Male 40-49
    1399 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:26 am
    She can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch!
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:39 am
    Full article here.

    Make sure you don`t miss the part where she says she orgasmed while driving the truck home from the showroom. :)
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:44 am
    "I just thought of something, does the truck consent? Did the truck say I do?"

    The truck is only 5 years old, it is not old enough to give consent.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Beat ya to it Squrlz....4 posts from the bottom.
  16. Profile photo of iLove
    iLove Female 18-29
    676 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:46 am
    Meh, this is nothing new.
  17. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:46 am
    "The truck is only 5 years old, it is not old enough to give consent."

    So this bitch is a Muslim rapist pedophile? Hey look, someone resurrected Mohammed!!!
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    RuralNinja Male 18-29
    519 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:46 am
    "The truck is only 5 years old, it is not old enough to give consent."

    Maybe trucks age in dog years or something. That, or she`s forcing a underage object into being a sex slave.
  19. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:50 am
    @Steelgrid: Yes, I saw you`d read it. I just thought I`d post the link to make it easy for others.

    @Peabody: You make an interesting point. But I`d argue that trucks must be considered fully adult once they roll off the assembly line. I guess. ~scratches head~
  20. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:51 am
    "...and our sex life is amazing."

    I talked to the truck, he says it`s "meh"
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:53 am
    The article says she`s considering adopting. Can`t imagine that will go over real well with the adoption agencies. Unless, of course, she`s going to adopt a blender.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:54 am
    Well, I`m glad she`s happy. I just feel like it would be so awfully unfulfilling to be in to be in love with an inanimate object--you can`t have any interactions with them because they`re INANIMATE.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 11:30 am
    ...and gay people can`t marry? Ha!
  24. Profile photo of SKINNERNSC
    SKINNERNSC Male 30-39
    359 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    it`s a hemi?
  25. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    1) Disconnect 1 spark plug wire,
    2) Start truck,
    3) Sit on stick shift,
    4) Press gas pedal with stick.
  26. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    "The article says she`s considering adopting. Can`t imagine that will go over real well with the adoption agencies. Unless, of course, she`s going to adopt a blender."

    I think its time for the state to intervene. We dont allow retards to marry piles of crap, so the simple thought of adopting a child like this is a real marriage should be considered a symptom of decreased mental capacity.
  27. Profile photo of i-am-evil
    i-am-evil Male 18-29
    510 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 1:26 pm
    What has the world come to?
  28. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    "What has the world come to?"

    Discrimination against a people that has feelings (Gays) and a blind eye to inanimate objects.(This chick and her truck, the dude that married a pillow, ect ect).
  29. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    I find objectum sexuality infinitely interesting. Sh*t, I`d marry my vibrator if I could... lord knows it`s the best sex I`ve ever had.
  30. Profile photo of PhotoKing
    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 2:52 pm
    so, you can marry a truck. but two men or two woman - they can`t marry?
  31. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    I KNOW @PhotoKing! Why can`t I marry 2 women? It`s unjust!
  32. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 3:32 pm
    "I find objectum sexuality infinitely interesting. Sh*t, I`d marry my vibrator if I could... lord knows it`s the best sex I`ve ever had."

    You must be really looking foward to a happy future if sex is all you would marry for. I say that based on your logic of marrying a vibrator and why.

    Im going to bring back some old verses from some sad little boys...

    Here it goes...

    Preparing....

    Ungh damnit!!!! Where the Love!!!
  33. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    So...when she dies, the truck will automatically inherit...err...how does this make any sense?

    I don`t care if she loves her truck and enjoys masturbating with it in some way. No harm done, no problem. I just don`t see what marriage has to do with it. Marriage has a lot of legal aspects to it, none of which can apply to an inanimate object.
  34. Profile photo of Muncherific1
    Muncherific1 Female 30-39
    65 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    I guess they would have to adopt, unless they want all their kids to be hybrids... Now, is she going to have her adoptive kids call the truck "daddy"?
  35. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 3:36 am
    how did the truck sign the marriage contract? and does the truck car insurance also work as a life insurance?
  36. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    @Steelgrid, thanks
  37. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 9:20 pm
    "how did the truck sign the marriage contract? and does the truck car insurance also work as a life insurance?" Maybe it drove over the licence, putting it`s prints on the dotted line.

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