The Science Behind Santa

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago Misc

Facts, figures and calculations on how Santa operates. Damn Santa is a bad ass!
There are 15 comments:
Male 35
centrifugal force does not exist, its actually centripetal force
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Male 25,416
learning is fun
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Male 1,104
nonsense, santa uses fedex like any normal person with a well-going business.
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Male 600
1. It ignores the fact that most houses are very close together, not spread across all land.
2. go google "quantum physics saves santa"
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Male 464
Used to be an old chain email, torn up a bit and inserted into a video.
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Male 4,807

She missed the FACT that there are more than one Santa Claus`s

Just go to any mall at X-mas time and you will know this is indeed a fact.
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Male 10,440
@Gerry1of1 If he`s gonna go down that road, he might as well just beam presents under everyone`s tree, thus solving all problems, except how to beam things.
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Male 1,920
Guess that explains why Rudolph`s nose is red.
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Male 768
It`s magic, science doesn`t apply.
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Female 8,044
Gerry wouldn`t that make Santa a `red shirt`? We all know what happens to red shirts...
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Female 4,349
jeez, he has a magical sack, and each time he puts his hand in, a present appears. dont they know this?
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Male 37,888

Any sleigh traveling at warp 10 occupies all spaces simultaneously. Add inertial dampeners for the g-forces and Star Trek has solved all your holiday mysteries.

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Male 3,576
ya but santa can stop time.
and there is mor then one of him. that way there are so meny names. St.Nick. Chris Cringle and so on
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Male 771
santa doesnt poop
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Female 8,044
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