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Date: 12/25/11 09:15 AM

15 Responses to The Science Behind Santa

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 9:10 am
    Link: The Science Behind Santa - Facts, figures and calculations on how Santa operates. Damn Santa is a bad ass!
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 9:29 am
    santa doesnt poop
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
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    December 25, 2011 at 9:37 am
    ya but santa can stop time.
    and there is mor then one of him. that way there are so meny names. St.Nick. Chris Cringle and so on
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    December 25, 2011 at 10:34 am

    Any sleigh traveling at warp 10 occupies all spaces simultaneously. Add inertial dampeners for the g-forces and Star Trek has solved all your holiday mysteries.

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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 10:42 am
    jeez, he has a magical sack, and each time he puts his hand in, a present appears. dont they know this?
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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 10:47 am
    Gerry wouldn`t that make Santa a `red shirt`? We all know what happens to red shirts...
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    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 10:56 am
    It`s magic, science doesn`t apply.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 11:25 am
    Guess that explains why Rudolph`s nose is red.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    @Gerry1of1 If he`s gonna go down that road, he might as well just beam presents under everyone`s tree, thus solving all problems, except how to beam things.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 12:28 pm

    She missed the FACT that there are more than one Santa Claus`s

    Just go to any mall at X-mas time and you will know this is indeed a fact.
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    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 1:09 pm
    Used to be an old chain email, torn up a bit and inserted into a video.
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    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 3:13 pm
    1. It ignores the fact that most houses are very close together, not spread across all land.
    2. go google "quantum physics saves santa"
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    December 26, 2011 at 4:38 am
    nonsense, santa uses fedex like any normal person with a well-going business.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    December 26, 2011 at 12:02 pm
    learning is fun
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    snack1928 Male 18-29
    35 posts
    December 26, 2011 at 10:34 pm
    centrifugal force does not exist, its actually centripetal force

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