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Date: 12/20/11 12:20 PM

30 Responses to The Onion Interviews Pop Star K`Ronnika

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18948 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Link: The Onion Interviews Pop Star K`Ronnika - The Onion nails it again... this time, the horrible singers like Ke$ha, Katy Perry, and the rest of them.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 12:25 pm
    What a tune!
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 12:26 pm
    Nailed it, dead on
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 12:27 pm
    Oh how I love the Onion. It`s like a site dedicated to Poe`s Law. It has always depressed me how the musical abortions from vapid "artists" like Ke$ha consistently make the top of the charts. Reinforces my low opinion of humanity.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    The scary thing is that if they released that song it would probably chart pretty high.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 12:42 pm

    Bootie Wave.... bu-bu-bu-boootie wave!

    catchy tune
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    faustsshadow Male 30-39
    442 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    Never has the Onion had such a horrifyingly high level of verisimilitude.
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    Oh no. Someone is going to to sign this woman and release this as a single and nobody will even see the irony of it!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 1:02 pm



    Really though all these pop whore showing your tits you`re doing it wrong!!!
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 1:14 pm
    I`m on my knees calling the actress "Mommy."
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    Sathon Male 18-29
    248 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Is it bad that I started rocking out to Booty Wave?
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    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    But Katy Perry is arousing
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    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 1:44 pm
    1:53 green sea monster penis creatures shooting ...stuff. Also, catchy tune...admittedly. :(
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    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 2:11 pm
    This is hilarious, all too true, and incredibly sad at the same time.. I hope they made the whole song and not just that clip. It will probably become the next big single.. :`(
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 2:18 pm
    @Discobiscuit, your hairstyle is a crime against humanity.
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    Hat-Trick Male 18-29
    128 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    And so it was that The Onion News Network, in an attempt to satirize the vapid emptiness of the music industry, created a #1 pop music single...
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    mcssls Female 70 & Over
    695 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    if any of these people, ONN or the pop stars their satirizing were dead today, would anyone notice?
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    ONN could honestly release that single. Seriously.
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    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 4:58 pm
    so like, the music industry wants sopa - to keep us from pirating freaks like her? and they wonder why no one buys music anymore. i think she took acting lessons from eric cartman from that maury show episode.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    Yeah evan - it`s not even a parody.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    so... she takes it in the booty?
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    Kill me. NOW.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 8:24 pm
    ~waving little squirrel glowsticks~

    So where can I download it?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 9:23 pm
    Kill it! Kill it with fire!
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    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 10:32 pm
    I cant wait for the Stone Roses to record their new stuff and kick everyone else into touch.
    The only problem is i`ve got a sneaking suspicion that the new material will only be average.
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    AGit Male 30-39
    995 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 1:53 am
    Can`t distinguish between this and any other crappy pop song flung around lately.
    Bravo, Onion, bravo.
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    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 9:27 am
    This needs to be in the ipods of everyone in the world. Now.
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    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 10:59 am
    End of days is near.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 22, 2011 at 2:02 pm
    meh...
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    December 22, 2011 at 10:12 pm
    The most painful thing about this is that I can easily seeing this garbage becoming the most popular thing on the radio.

    Thought: The FBI or whoever have you should create a pop star who is this terrible so that they can become rediculously famous. Then insert their famous subliminal messages, but instead of getting them to join the navy or hate gay people they should make these fans kill themselves. This would help prevent the rise of poo music to popularity and collectively make the world a better place for the rest of us. Thoughts?

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