The Onion Interviews Pop Star K`Ronnika

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Funny

The Onion nails it again... this time, the horrible singers like Ke$ha, Katy Perry, and the rest of them.
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Male 1,164
The most painful thing about this is that I can easily seeing this garbage becoming the most popular thing on the radio.

Thought: The FBI or whoever have you should create a pop star who is this terrible so that they can become rediculously famous. Then insert their famous subliminal messages, but instead of getting them to join the navy or hate gay people they should make these fans kill themselves. This would help prevent the rise of poo music to popularity and collectively make the world a better place for the rest of us. Thoughts?
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Male 25,416
meh...
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Male 812
End of days is near.
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Female 709
This needs to be in the ipods of everyone in the world. Now.
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Male 995
Can`t distinguish between this and any other crappy pop song flung around lately.
Bravo, Onion, bravo.
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Male 759
I cant wait for the Stone Roses to record their new stuff and kick everyone else into touch.
The only problem is i`ve got a sneaking suspicion that the new material will only be average.
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Male 15,832
Kill it! Kill it with fire!
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Male 6,227
~waving little squirrel glowsticks~

So where can I download it?
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Male 15,510
Kill me. NOW.
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Male 2,419
so... she takes it in the booty?
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Male 3,631
Yeah evan - it`s not even a parody.
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Male 526
so like, the music industry wants sopa - to keep us from pirating freaks like her? and they wonder why no one buys music anymore. i think she took acting lessons from eric cartman from that maury show episode.
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Male 559
ONN could honestly release that single. Seriously.
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Female 695
if any of these people, ONN or the pop stars their satirizing were dead today, would anyone notice?
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Male 127
And so it was that The Onion News Network, in an attempt to satirize the vapid emptiness of the music industry, created a #1 pop music single...
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Male 4,902
@Discobiscuit, your hairstyle is a crime against humanity.
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Male 1,471
This is hilarious, all too true, and incredibly sad at the same time.. I hope they made the whole song and not just that clip. It will probably become the next big single.. :`(
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Female 1,386
1:53 green sea monster penis creatures shooting ...stuff. Also, catchy tune...admittedly. :(
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Male 542
But Katy Perry is arousing
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Male 248
Is it bad that I started rocking out to Booty Wave?
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Male 3,322
I`m on my knees calling the actress "Mommy."
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Male 14,334



Really though all these pop whore showing your tits you`re doing it wrong!!!
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Male 878
Oh no. Someone is going to to sign this woman and release this as a single and nobody will even see the irony of it!
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Male 536
Never has the Onion had such a horrifyingly high level of verisimilitude.
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Male 38,489

Bootie Wave.... bu-bu-bu-boootie wave!

catchy tune
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Male 1,678
The scary thing is that if they released that song it would probably chart pretty high.
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Male 5,811
Oh how I love the Onion. It`s like a site dedicated to Poe`s Law. It has always depressed me how the musical abortions from vapid "artists" like Ke$ha consistently make the top of the charts. Reinforces my low opinion of humanity.
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Male 1,582
Nailed it, dead on
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Male 6,737
What a tune!
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Male 20,188
Link: The Onion Interviews Pop Star K`Ronnika [Rate Link] - The Onion nails it again... this time, the horrible singers like Ke$ha, Katy Perry, and the rest of them.
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