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Date: 12/17/11 10:06 AM

18 Responses to The Best Science Pick-Up Lines

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    gary8162 Male 40-49
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    December 12, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    Link: The Best Science Pick-Up Lines - Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, and Howard...take note.
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    AtheistAlien Male 30-39
    809 posts
    December 17, 2011 at 10:16 am
    Wow, that was stupid. Can I get that 1:38 of my life back please.
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    M_Archer Male 18-29
    525 posts
    December 17, 2011 at 10:16 am
    I only laughed at Newton the date-rapist.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    December 17, 2011 at 10:34 am
    That was pretty awful.
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2011 at 10:40 am
    not funny
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    jendrian Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2011 at 10:44 am
    haha no fatties
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    December 17, 2011 at 11:41 am
    Not getting the Bill Nye reference. Anyone?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    December 17, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    Meh, kinda funny, but could have been more. Newton was pretty good! That dude WAS crazy in real life, eh?
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    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    December 17, 2011 at 3:31 pm
    i like the eyes bit, rest, pretty dumb
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3428 posts
    December 17, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    That was bloody awful. I can literally think of 100 better nerdy pick up lines. Nerdy chat up lines are brilliant though, when I was a geology student I genuinely picked up this hot girl who was doing physics (yes they exist) by saying "I know how to make the bedrock".
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    Monks83 Female 18-29
    16 posts
    December 17, 2011 at 5:38 pm
    Sheldon doesn`t need pick up lines. Women come to him. Besides, he`s taken.

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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    December 17, 2011 at 6:52 pm
    where`s sagan
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    December 17, 2011 at 7:29 pm
    Newton did it right.
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    chance13 Male 40-49
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    December 18, 2011 at 6:12 am
    as mediocre as it was the last time it was posted here.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 18, 2011 at 9:19 am
    My personal favourite science chatup line:
    I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.

    Close second:
    How would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?
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    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    December 18, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    well that was poo...
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    ShadowVamp Female 18-29
    362 posts
    December 18, 2011 at 5:05 pm
    My favorite science line: You can be DNA and I`ll be helicase and tonight I`ll unzip your genes.

    And almightybob: I had never heard the second one. That is awesome.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 2:28 pm
    BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! Yeah. I love bill. Except that he bothered to do that interview for FN a while back... but whatever.

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