The Best Science Pick-Up Lines

Submitted by: gary8162 5 years ago in Funny

Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, and Howard...take note.
There are 18 comments:
Male 10,440
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! Yeah. I love bill. Except that he bothered to do that interview for FN a while back... but whatever.
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Female 362
My favorite science line: You can be DNA and I`ll be helicase and tonight I`ll unzip your genes.

And almightybob: I had never heard the second one. That is awesome.
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Male 274
well that was poo...
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Male 4,290
My personal favourite science chatup line:
[quote]I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves.[/quote]

Close second:
[quote]How would you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?[/quote]
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Male 219
as mediocre as it was the last time it was posted here.
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Male 4,793
Newton did it right.
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Male 1,064
where`s sagan
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Female 16
Sheldon doesn`t need pick up lines. Women come to him. Besides, he`s taken.

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Male 3,425
That was bloody awful. I can literally think of 100 better nerdy pick up lines. Nerdy chat up lines are brilliant though, when I was a geology student I genuinely picked up this hot girl who was doing physics (yes they exist) by saying "I know how to make the bedrock".
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Male 526
i like the eyes bit, rest, pretty dumb
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Male 37,728
Meh, kinda funny, but could have been more. Newton was pretty good! That dude WAS crazy in real life, eh?
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Male 5,194
Not getting the Bill Nye reference. Anyone?
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Male 2,516
haha no fatties
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Male 5,314
not funny
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Male 6,737
That was pretty awful.
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Male 525
I only laughed at Newton the date-rapist.
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Male 809
Wow, that was stupid. Can I get that 1:38 of my life back please.
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Male 945
Link: The Best Science Pick-Up Lines [Rate Link] - Sheldon, Leonard, Raj, and Howard...take note.
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