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Date: 12/03/11 10:00 AM

43 Responses to Tellme Vs. Siri

  1. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    November 28, 2011 at 3:22 pm
    Link: Tellme Vs. Siri - Hilariously epic fail for MS.
  2. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 11:31 am
    ahhh damn you MrPeabody, posted this just a few min before me!
  3. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 10:09 am
    10am teen anal it is!
  4. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33155 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 10:15 am
    Lolz! And the winner is... by unanimous decision...
  5. Profile photo of Tubby12370
    Tubby12370 Male 18-29
    1440 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 10:16 am
    Microsoft loves its teen anal.
  6. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 10:39 am
    The awkward moment when your phone accidentally searches for "teen anal" and finds a Yunjae fanfic.
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    number1man Male 13-17
    240 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 10:40 am
    maybe if he could articulate more efficiently... but Siri still wins
  8. Profile photo of skullgrin
    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 10:48 am
    so they are the same....the novelty wears off after 3 minutes
  9. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 11:29 am
    I think the difference in the two services is apparent. Siri will control you phone for you, where TellMe will search the web for you. The fail on MS`s part is that they are claiming they are similar. They clearly are not.

    I bet, however, that TellMe will be able to tell you where an abortion clinic is.
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    snakecharmer Male 18-29
    321 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 11:32 am
    microsoft blows
  11. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 11:32 am

    With his wild and crazy accent I thought he said "teen anal" too.
  12. Profile photo of ivran
    ivran Male 18-29
    599 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 11:52 am
    @number1man
    He is articulating perfectly fine. He does have an accent though - an accent that Siri can obviously understand, while tellme has trouble.
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    Argondey Male 18-29
    53 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 12:12 pm
    wow, his phone is calibrated to his ridiculous accent, while his buddy`s phone isn`t. What was the point of this video again?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36874 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    tellme blows, but Microsoft SYNC is actually quite good.
    The other day, I was out driving and some kids ran in front of the truck,
    I yelled "F*cking Kids!" and the truck understood and played
    Michael Jackson songs.
  15. Profile photo of mrpuddle
    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 1:31 pm
    @Argondey agreed
  16. Profile photo of jendrian
    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    how about this "ridiculous` russian accent? will TellMe fare just as badly as in the previous one? will Siri fail as well?

    Turns out Siri is better after all; who would`ve guessed

    TellMe vs Siri with russian accent[url">
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    jendrian Male 18-29
    2516 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    haha Gerry wins, as always
  18. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 3:35 pm
    I got Yunjae porn and the other guy`s in a meeting. Who`s winning? Tell me, WHO`S WINNING?
  19. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    That`s f*cked up Gerry, really F*cked Up.
  20. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 3:41 pm
    Ownage
  21. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    Australian accent is hard for voice to text...So Siri is doing good.
  22. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 4:16 pm
    @duffytoler - You, of course :3
  23. Profile photo of TonyCocaCola
    TonyCocaCola Male 18-29
    12 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 4:30 pm
    Thats the only time iv seen siri work properly
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    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    Vlingo for droid works just as well as Siri. I`ve been using it since 2010. And I have more than 1 button.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    as much as i hate apple, WINDOWS FAIL!!!
  26. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 6:49 pm
    MS really blows for accents. I guess we shouldn`t be surprised. Since the dawn of Windows, they have been trying to `fix` my English and turn it into American, rearrange all my dates backwards and print all my pages in a paper format that is not sold here.

    PS/ jendrian`s link is hilarious.

    Russian accent: "Create a meeting tomorrow at 10am"

    TellmMe: "Find images of free tiny teen shemales demi m"

    PPS/ Gerry1of1 FTW as always!
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    I have a mytouch 4g with a the genius button and it works really really well. it hardly ever misunderstands me and I dont have to pretend like I am talking to a real person like siri...i just issue a command and it carries out the function. i talk to enough people everyday without having to have a fing conversation with my phone...thanks but no thanks.

    oh and apple users, how`s that 3G working for ya? hahahahah sad.
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    IS ANYTHING FUNNY ON I-A-B TONIGHT!?
  29. Profile photo of NightHack
    NightHack Male 18-29
    204 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 8:39 pm
    Thank you trippy hippy! Just like EVERYTHING else apple does, it already existed beforehand and was made by a company who doesn`t have billions and billions of dollars to spend on advertising and marketing.
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    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    Definitely a Tellme win. Sure, Siri will do what you "say", but Tellme will show you porn, which you know darn well is what you really wanted to begin with.
  31. Profile photo of demonveteran
    demonveteran Male 18-29
    238 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 10:57 pm
    [email protected], I agree, its all about the porn.
  32. Profile photo of chance13
    chance13 Male 40-49
    219 posts
    December 4, 2011 at 2:59 am
    Tellme used the auto-complete based off the user`s cookies...hmm...so this guy`s cookies led him to teen anal...looks more like an epic fail for the user than one for tellme...
  33. Profile photo of Veneni
    Veneni Male 13-17
    31 posts
    December 4, 2011 at 4:39 am
    Both don`t work for the Flemmish language, so double fail in my case lol MS>apple :]
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    December 4, 2011 at 1:28 pm
    F*ck Microsoft.
  35. Profile photo of elderban
    elderban Male 30-39
    390 posts
    December 4, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    Speaktoit for the Android is better than both.
  36. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    December 4, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    @Veneni
    That`s because no one cares about the Flemish except the Flemish and no one gives f*ck what they think.
  37. Profile photo of bullswool
    bullswool Male 30-39
    47 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 2:24 am
    Yes... yes... good American El Chinche. I bet you scratch your head and wonder why those buildings fell down, yeah?
  38. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 4:36 am
    @bullswool
    And I bet you’ll scratch you’re head when I call you a bigot, you bigot. I’m not going into detail as to why you’re a bigot, you’re a big boy and I’m going assume that you are literate so figure it out you knuckle dragging neanderthal
  39. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 10:17 am
    This is a weak concept utterly lacking in innovation. It`s just a huge database of commands that are voice-controlled. Nothing new here, nothing special, just hours and hours of time spent making sure that as many commands as possible can be converted into iPhone functions.
  40. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 12:46 pm
    HOly poo, siri does accents?!?!?!
  41. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    803 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 7:00 pm
    If I had one, I`d want to set it to that accent. Or maybe if they had an Irish accent..
  42. Profile photo of PhotoKing
    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 1:53 pm
    nothing like microsoft scrambling to meet a deadline. beta test? no funds...
  43. Profile photo of DrCat
    DrCat Male 30-39
    70 posts
    December 10, 2011 at 4:03 am
    This would explain why I had a very confusing time at 10am with my windows 7 phone appointment.

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