Tellme Vs. Siri

Submitted by: MrPeabody 5 years ago in Tech

Hilariously epic fail for MS.
There are 43 comments:
Male 70
This would explain why I had a very confusing time at 10am with my windows 7 phone appointment.
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Male 526
nothing like microsoft scrambling to meet a deadline. beta test? no funds...
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Male 1,593
If I had one, I`d want to set it to that accent. Or maybe if they had an Irish accent..
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Male 900
HOly poo, siri does accents?!?!?!
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Male 3,894
This is a weak concept utterly lacking in innovation. It`s just a huge database of commands that are voice-controlled. Nothing new here, nothing special, just hours and hours of time spent making sure that as many commands as possible can be converted into iPhone functions.
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Male 546
@bullswool
And I bet you’ll scratch you’re head when I call you a bigot, you bigot. I’m not going into detail as to why you’re a bigot, you’re a big boy and I’m going assume that you are literate so figure it out you knuckle dragging neanderthal
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Male 47
Yes... yes... good American El Chinche. I bet you scratch your head and wonder why those buildings fell down, yeah?
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Male 546
@Veneni
That`s because no one cares about the Flemish except the Flemish and no one gives f*ck what they think.
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Male 390
Speaktoit for the Android is better than both.
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Male 4,902
F*ck Microsoft.
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Male 31
Both don`t work for the Flemmish language, so double fail in my case lol MS>apple :]
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Male 219
Tellme used the auto-complete based off the user`s cookies...hmm...so this guy`s cookies led him to teen anal...looks more like an epic fail for the user than one for tellme...
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Male 238
[email protected], I agree, its all about the porn.
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Male 571
Definitely a Tellme win. Sure, Siri will do what you "say", but Tellme will show you porn, which you know darn well is what you really wanted to begin with.
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Male 204
Thank you trippy hippy! Just like EVERYTHING else apple does, it already existed beforehand and was made by a company who doesn`t have billions and billions of dollars to spend on advertising and marketing.
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Male 718
IS ANYTHING FUNNY ON I-A-B TONIGHT!?
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Male 2,344
I have a mytouch 4g with a the genius button and it works really really well. it hardly ever misunderstands me and I dont have to pretend like I am talking to a real person like siri...i just issue a command and it carries out the function. i talk to enough people everyday without having to have a fing conversation with my phone...thanks but no thanks.

oh and apple users, how`s that 3G working for ya? hahahahah sad.
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Male 15,342
MS really blows for accents. I guess we shouldn`t be surprised. Since the dawn of Windows, they have been trying to `fix` my English and turn it into American, rearrange all my dates backwards and print all my pages in a paper format that is not sold here.

PS/ jendrian`s link is hilarious.

Russian accent: "Create a meeting tomorrow at 10am"

TellmMe: "Find images of free tiny teen shemales demi m"

PPS/ Gerry1of1 FTW as always!
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Male 2,384
as much as i hate apple, WINDOWS FAIL!!!
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Male 559
Vlingo for droid works just as well as Siri. I`ve been using it since 2010. And I have more than 1 button.
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Male 12
Thats the only time iv seen siri work properly
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Female 2,674
@duffytoler - You, of course :3
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Male 213
Australian accent is hard for voice to text...So Siri is doing good.
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Female 2,549
Ownage
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Male 17,511
That`s f*cked up Gerry, really F*cked Up.
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Male 5,194
I got Yunjae porn and the other guy`s in a meeting. Who`s winning? Tell me, WHO`S WINNING?
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Male 2,516
haha Gerry wins, as always
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Male 2,516
how about this "ridiculous` russian accent? will TellMe fare just as badly as in the previous one? will Siri fail as well?

Turns out Siri is better after all; who would`ve guessed

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Male 385
@Argondey agreed
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Male 40,266

tellme blows, but Microsoft SYNC is actually quite good.
The other day, I was out driving and some kids ran in front of the truck,
I yelled "F*cking Kids!" and the truck understood and played
Michael Jackson songs.
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Male 53
wow, his phone is calibrated to his ridiculous accent, while his buddy`s phone isn`t. What was the point of this video again?
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Male 599
@number1man
He is articulating perfectly fine. He does have an accent though - an accent that Siri can obviously understand, while tellme has trouble.
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Male 4,807

With his wild and crazy accent I thought he said "teen anal" too.
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Male 321
microsoft blows
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Male 3,343
I think the difference in the two services is apparent. Siri will control you phone for you, where TellMe will search the web for you. The fail on MS`s part is that they are claiming they are similar. They clearly are not.

I bet, however, that TellMe will be able to tell you where an abortion clinic is.
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Male 936
so they are the same....the novelty wears off after 3 minutes
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Male 240
maybe if he could articulate more efficiently... but Siri still wins
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Female 2,674
The awkward moment when your phone accidentally searches for "teen anal" and finds a Yunjae fanfic.
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Male 1,440
Microsoft loves its teen anal.
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Male 41,175
Lolz! And the winner is... by unanimous decision...
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Male 645
10am teen anal it is!
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Male 2,516
ahhh damn you MrPeabody, posted this just a few min before me!
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Male 1,920
Link: Tellme Vs. Siri [Rate Link] - Hilariously epic fail for MS.
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