Teddy Bear The Talking Porcupine Gets A Pumpkin

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

Remember Teddy? Well he likes pumpkins as much as he likes corn....mine, mine, mine!
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Male 15,832
Actually, I think Teddy is kind of a jerk. If he snapped at me that way, I`d clock him.
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Male 209
Right at the end after she says "Good pumpkin?" it sounds like he says "YEAH, good pumpkin." sort of under his breath. I am a reasonable human with all my faculties, so I know he DOESN`T actually say that...it just sounds like it.
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Male 1,364
his snout looks like its incredibly soft. i want to touch it.
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Female 4
I have always found it one of the cruelest ironies of nature that porcupines are friendly.
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Female 836
I think he said F-u at some point... I had no idea porcupines had this much personality!
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Female 546
i`m still waiting for him to say "mine". all i hear are weird noises.
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Female 91
Cute, I liked the little munchy noises. Needs to learn to share though.
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Male 4,902
Teddy is an assh*le
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Male 369
Additional: Having now watched Teddy eat corn (with subtitles!?!) I hope he sneaks up on that bint of a narrator while -she`s- enjoing a quiet moment of happiness and enviscerates her with those claws of his... Just sayin`...
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Male 369
I`ve just spent two and half minutes watching a porcupine having lunch...
Then I watched it again to see if it really sounded like it said `Mine!` (It did)...

I really need to get out more. *sigh*
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Male 2,513
What`s that poo on his teeth?

Cute but will gnaw your fingertips off if you come any closer to his pumpkin.
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Male 904
Once again proving that although porcupines are kinda cute, there are also kinda dickish.
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Male 486
(Porcupines are solitary creatures.)
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Male 486
At first I thought it was cute, but then, when I realized it was saying, "Leave me the fook alone -- I`m eating, for Chrissakes!," it became kinda sad.
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Male 15,187
"At 1:20 he says "mine" just as clear as can be! "

I heard that too.
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Male 1,810
In spite of the "awww" vids, they are a wild animal, not a domesticated pet. Check out the claws, and if you have a yard w/trees and shelterbelt and one of these guys moves in, either it goes, or your trees are toast (strip the bark off to eat).
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Female 55
To discourage you from hugging them even more, they smell like someone`s sweaty armpit. At least the one that I met did.
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Male 402
I didn`t know they made noises like that! how horrible for some thing to sound so cute and you can`t even hug it.(without armor of course.)Aww of the day because its cute and can fu*k you up at the same time.
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Male 392
Sounds like a freakin Ewok.
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Male 2,737
Teddy likes the `Excrement` out of that pumpkin. My daughter loves the way he `TALKS`. I`d like to smack the S HIT out of him,but I think It would hurt me more than him.
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Male 40,343
At 1:20 he says "mine" just as clear as can be!
He`s really cute! Even if he talks like Gollum...
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Female 359
Nom nom nom....mine!
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Male 12,365
Oddly, I`d still got porcupines in my head as being about the same size as the hedgehogs we get here, i.e. about hand-sized.
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Male 69
@Gerry I used to hunt coon and there were a lot of late nights picking quills out of dog snouts. LOL
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Male 559
Poor Teddy...the corn one was cute, but in this one all I could think was that she should let him eat his pumpkin in peace.
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Male 39,589

Yeah, they`re adorable...but don`t mess with them.

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Male 650
sounds like Cartman
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Male 23
cute lil guy
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Female 7,999
That is so sweet - not so much the noises as the expression!
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Male 1,931
I swear he`s saying "mine".
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Female 8,043
Link: Teddy Bear The Talking Porcupine Gets A Pumpkin [Rate Link] - Remember Teddy? Well he likes pumpkins as much as he likes corn....mine, mine, mine!
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