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Date: 12/07/11 11:11 AM

31 Responses to Teddy Bear The Talking Porcupine Gets A Pumpkin

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 10:00 am
    Link: Teddy Bear The Talking Porcupine Gets A Pumpkin - Remember Teddy? Well he likes pumpkins as much as he likes corn....mine, mine, mine!
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 11:19 am
    I swear he`s saying "mine".
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7614 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 11:19 am
    That is so sweet - not so much the noises as the expression!
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    rene-lemieux Male 18-29
    23 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 11:20 am
    cute lil guy
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    Clayboy Male 18-29
    651 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 11:30 am
    sounds like Cartman
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 11:45 am

    Yeah, they`re adorable...but don`t mess with them.

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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 11:53 am
    Poor Teddy...the corn one was cute, but in this one all I could think was that she should let him eat his pumpkin in peace.
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    tleking536 Male 30-39
    69 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    @Gerry I used to hunt coon and there were a lot of late nights picking quills out of dog snouts. LOL
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 2:00 pm
    Oddly, I`d still got porcupines in my head as being about the same size as the hedgehogs we get here, i.e. about hand-sized.
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    crystalskyz Female 30-39
    359 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    Nom nom nom....mine!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    At 1:20 he says "mine" just as clear as can be!
    He`s really cute! Even if he talks like Gollum...
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
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    December 7, 2011 at 4:00 pm
    Teddy likes the `Excrement` out of that pumpkin. My daughter loves the way he `TALKS`. I`d like to smack the S HIT out of him,but I think It would hurt me more than him.
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    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    392 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    Sounds like a freakin Ewok.
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    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 4:35 pm
    I didn`t know they made noises like that! how horrible for some thing to sound so cute and you can`t even hug it.(without armor of course.)Aww of the day because its cute and can fu*k you up at the same time.
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    InvaderTiger Female 18-29
    55 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    To discourage you from hugging them even more, they smell like someone`s sweaty armpit. At least the one that I met did.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    In spite of the "awww" vids, they are a wild animal, not a domesticated pet. Check out the claws, and if you have a yard w/trees and shelterbelt and one of these guys moves in, either it goes, or your trees are toast (strip the bark off to eat).
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 7:19 pm
    "At 1:20 he says "mine" just as clear as can be! "

    I heard that too.
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    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 8:29 pm
    At first I thought it was cute, but then, when I realized it was saying, "Leave me the fook alone -- I`m eating, for Chrissakes!," it became kinda sad.
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    Barnk Male 30-39
    486 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 8:30 pm
    (Porcupines are solitary creatures.)
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    drips Male 30-39
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    December 7, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    Once again proving that although porcupines are kinda cute, there are also kinda dickish.
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 10:30 pm
    What`s that poo on his teeth?

    Cute but will gnaw your fingertips off if you come any closer to his pumpkin.
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    sourkraut Male 40-49
    359 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 10:51 pm
    I`ve just spent two and half minutes watching a porcupine having lunch...
    Then I watched it again to see if it really sounded like it said `Mine!` (It did)...

    I really need to get out more. *sigh*
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    sourkraut Male 40-49
    359 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 11:20 pm
    Additional: Having now watched Teddy eat corn (with subtitles!?!) I hope he sneaks up on that bint of a narrator while -she`s- enjoing a quiet moment of happiness and enviscerates her with those claws of his... Just sayin`...
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 2:21 am
    Teddy is an assh*le
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    pip_pip666 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 3:08 am
    Cute, I liked the little munchy noises. Needs to learn to share though.
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    pigsnout5 Female 18-29
    546 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 3:27 am
    i`m still waiting for him to say "mine". all i hear are weird noises.
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    thubanstar Female 50-59
    823 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 4:25 am
    I think he said F-u at some point... I had no idea porcupines had this much personality!
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    greyfoxfeet Female 18-29
    4 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 9:19 am
    I have always found it one of the cruelest ironies of nature that porcupines are friendly.
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    his snout looks like its incredibly soft. i want to touch it.
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    DasUberPoop Male 30-39
    209 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 3:36 pm
    Right at the end after she says "Good pumpkin?" it sounds like he says "YEAH, good pumpkin." sort of under his breath. I am a reasonable human with all my faculties, so I know he DOESN`T actually say that...it just sounds like it.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 11:17 pm
    Actually, I think Teddy is kind of a jerk. If he snapped at me that way, I`d clock him.

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