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Date: 12/19/11 09:44 AM

39 Responses to Suspicious Cat Not So Nimble On His Paws

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:47 am
    Link: Suspicious Cat Not So Nimble On His Paws - Wait for Mr. Whisker`s comeuppance at the :29 second mark.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:54 am
    More proof that cats are retarded, worthless piles of infected sh*t. I hope this one fell on a spike-top fence and shish-kabobed himself.

    Cats = Suck
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:55 am
    hahahaha I lol`d so hard. GOGO Gadget wings, Activate!
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2382 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:56 am
    Snot bubbles!
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:57 am
    HAHAHAHA!!!

    HAHAHA!!!!

    ...and again, HAHAHA!!!!!

    I miss my bluepoint Siamese. this poor cat has been outside too much. Those ears have been torn apart!!

    But as I type that I think of the video, HAHAHAHAH!!!!
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:59 am
    "More proof that cats are retarded, worthless piles of infected sh*t. I hope this one fell on a spike-top fence and shish-kabobed himself.

    Cats = Suck"

    Wow still looking for attention huh. You remind me of that lady who married a truck. BTW, your logic fails as dogs have been just as stupid and done things just as potentially deadly to themselves.

    But you go ahead, keep clawing for that attention.
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    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:05 am
    whos fancylad?
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    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:05 am
    pmarren = suck - yet again. i hope your not a dog person as they are so much worse than cats
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    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:06 am
    Steelgrid

    A cat would suvive that, a dog would somehow break all its legs and its neck. fact.
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:12 am
    Did that shat just jump out the window!?
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:14 am
    PS - Shat is the past tense of s h i t. Look it up in any Webster`s dictionary. Why are the past tenses of vulgar words not censored??? Hmmmm??????
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:39 am

    "whos fancylad?"
    He`s the Kim Jong Il of IAB.
    Only not quite as tall.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:41 am
    "PS - Shat is the past tense of s h i t. Look it up in any Webster`s dictionary. Why are the past tenses of vulgar words not censored??? Hmmmm??????"

    the question has arrisen a million times since I been posting here dude. From what has been explained, the site was designed by an older company and they cannot change the filter. The way I see it, the IAB mods are too ignorant to learn basic HTML.

    "whos fancylad?"

    Oh hai welcome to IAB........

    "A cat would suvive that, a dog would somehow break all its legs and its neck. fact."

    Wow, thank you cpt obvious. Were you even the original poster on your first 700 posts?

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33130 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:41 am
    whos fancylad?
    @FancyLad is our Glorious Leader! Who, unlike Kim Jong-il, is very much alive (we hope).

    Poor kitteh! He hung there in midair, like the Coyote, just for a moment then POW! lolz!

    I`m sure he was fine. If not? 8 more lives to go!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:42 am
    BELLY FLOP!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33130 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:44 am
    RE: The Censor:
    On a card-playing site, (bridge, not poker) the word: "poot" was censored, but NOT the word "c*nt". Go figure!

    IAB is better for having the censor! Keeps at least a little bit on a lid on the potty-mouths.
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    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    60 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:45 am
    I could watch that all day
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 10:52 am
    Isn`t "sh|t" the past tense of "sh|t"?
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 11:01 am
    The cat`s back claws weren`t able to get a purchase on that metal-covered ledge, which is why the effort falls short. (You can hear them slip, in fact.) Poor kitty.
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 11:07 am
    @JoeYC - correct, a dog would have been injured. But it would have had the sense not to drating jump in the first place...
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 11:29 am
    "@JoeYC - correct, a dog would have been injured. But it would have had the sense not to drating jump in the first place..."

    And what sense is that. It was a great foothold, the jump is not that far for the capabilities of a cat. The only real fail is the fact that the cat thought his claws would hold in the matirial he is standing on and instead he slipped.

    I can download 100 dog videos doing the same thing.

    Your logic = Fail
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 11:53 am
    PS - Shat is the past tense of s h i t. Look it up in any Webster`s dictionary. Why are the past tenses of vulgar words not censored??? Hmmmm??????

    Because shats turn white being a past tense poo but s**t is fresh and therby brown or greenish brown and THATS RACIST!!! So it`s censored.

    I hope this one fell on a spike-top fence and shish-kabobed himself.

    Did you at any point in your life live in Korea??
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 11:55 am
    @JoeYC - correct, a dog would have been injured. But it would have had the sense not to drating jump in the first place...

    Dogs will eat their own shat so a dog and sense should never be used in the same sentence.
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    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    "I`ve been caught! Dive!"
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    "Dogs will eat their own shat so a dog and sense should never be used in the same sentence."

    Dogs will eat cat shhit also, right out of the box, even after they just ate.

    So really, Pmarren`s and JoeYCs logic = Fail
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 12:32 pm
    Actually this was a display of masterful redirection that only a cat can pull off.
    He wanted his pursuer to think he was going to jump to the other roof, but instead went down, thus giving his pursuer the slip.
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    MiAuZiNhA Female 30-39
    5 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 2:01 pm
    Did he got injured? :( It looked kinda high for a fall :(
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 2:09 pm
    Chinese cat, 2nd floor balcony: "I bereeve I can fryyyyyy...."
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 5:01 pm
    @MiAuZiNhA: According to the story I found, the cat landed on a sidewalk and was badly stunned, then staggered into traffic and was run over by a moped and killed. Shortly thereafter, it appeared on the menu of the local take-out.

    (I keed, I keed. I`m sure he was OK.)
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    It gets funnier the more you watch it.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    @EgalM: Truly, it does. I`ve watched it like 40 times and it still makes me LOL.

    The splaying out of the back toes in the split-second before gravity takes over is priceless.
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    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    I lol`d. I`m sure he`s fine, cats always land on their feet. I`ve seen cats unharmed from a 30 foot fall.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 5:10 am
    God, I really shouldnt laugh, but hahahahahahaha :)

    My fave is still this one though.
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    drgnfire Male 18-29
    531 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 9:15 am
    i always love cat posts on this site cause im always anxious to see another pmarren post. lol
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 12:21 pm
    I fell over that was hilarious.
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    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    did not expect that big of a fail
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 9:17 pm
    Funny. weepingly funny.
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    Devlarski Male 18-29
    79 posts
    December 23, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    ah the ledge was too slick :(
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    Sianey Female 40-49
    40 posts
    December 26, 2011 at 9:20 am
    That was the purrrfect comedy fall! ;)

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