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Date: 12/05/11 07:11 AM

32 Responses to Smartest Doormat Ever Made: Just The Basics [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 7:12 am
    Link: Smartest Doormat Ever Made: Just The Basics - These are exactly the three things I repeat to myself like a mantra before I close the door behind me every day.
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    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 7:17 am
    Shouldn`t you turn that around?
  3. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 7:29 am
    When you leave your house, you see ENOHPLLEC TELLAW SYEK.
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 7:37 am
    Wrong way
  5. Profile photo of JoeYC
    JoeYC Male 18-29
    721 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 7:46 am
    keys, wallet, phone, bitch
  6. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 8:00 am
    Even without the mat it`s a great picture, such a cute Boston!
  7. Profile photo of pip_pip666
    pip_pip666 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 8:10 am
    Yeah, so I always turn completely around and read my doormat before I leave the house, especially when I`m in a rush and more likely to forget something?
  8. Profile photo of Romassanta
    Romassanta Male 30-39
    16 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 8:24 am
    That´s no boston, they are more skinny. It´s a french bulldog, I am 85% sure of it.
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    skypirate Male 18-29
    2345 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 8:24 am
    its actually phone, keys, wallet for me...bonus points if you can remember this when you leave a party after a few (15) drinks lol
  10. Profile photo of kingdomCome
    kingdomCome Male 18-29
    338 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 8:31 am
    @pip pip666, but if it was the other way round, it would imply the floor of your house isn`t as clean as it could be. Plus he might have to turn round to lock the door...

    anyway, it`s phone, wallet, keys, card
  11. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 8:42 am
    Look at those dirty little nose prints. So cute :)
  12. Profile photo of Agent00Smith
    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 8:51 am
    Spectacles Testicles Wallet and Watch.
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    pfkdxius Male 18-29
    314 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 9:07 am
    Shouldn`t it be pointing the other way?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 10:21 am
    It should be on the inside. If you close the locked door, then see this and don`t have your keys, it`s too late.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 10:34 am
    Mine says "Did you feed the cats?"
    That doggie wishes his said something similar...
  16. Profile photo of stardoggy
    stardoggy Male 40-49
    22 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 11:00 am
    I use an acronym: Fone, Umbrella, Cash, Creds, Keys.
  17. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 11:10 am
    @Romassanta, come to think of it probably yeah. Your picture is ridiculously adorable, is it yours? :D Frenchie right?
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 11:31 am
    Should be turned around, that would make more sense...
  19. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    i prefer a door mat at the front door that says GO AWAY in giant letters. to me that`s more important.
  20. Profile photo of Trapper222
    Trapper222 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 1:40 pm
    Just blew my mind. Every time I walk out my front door, I always say, "Wallet, Keys, Phone" and pat the relevant pocket. I thought this was just my thing.
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 3:15 pm
    should be facing the other way
  22. Profile photo of notcname
    notcname Male 18-29
    66 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    I file a counterclaim argument saying the doormat is positioned correctly FOR THIS PICTURE. (ExibitA) Not disturbing the dog and where the cameraman is at now he had to turn it around.
  23. Profile photo of notcname
    notcname Male 18-29
    66 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 4:13 pm
    And some people are scared of dogs,- this may reignite some fear memory and possibly even help them with their problem. (Going up to a house with dogs)
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 5:12 pm
    Every time I walk out my front door, I always say, "Tickets, Money, Passport!"
  25. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    DAMN that is all that I have in my jacket pockets right now
  26. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36186 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 10:54 pm

    "Spectacles, Testicles, Watch & Wallet"
  27. Profile photo of Romassanta
    Romassanta Male 30-39
    16 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 12:06 am
    @Trizz Yepp, that`s my little gem there. His name is Sixten, I love all dogs but the french bulldog is basically like Stitch, they are really cool.
  28. Profile photo of john_dies
    john_dies Male 18-29
    60 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 12:14 am
    Is it just me, or is this doormat upside down?
  29. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 12:16 am
    Actually, `watch` and `phone` should be enough. You ain`t goin` nowhere without your keys.
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    rubbiten Male 18-29
    145 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 1:32 am
    i had one of those a few a years back but it was in swedish,

    now i have a black one with 2 red "evil" cats
  31. Profile photo of Theyoyoguy
    Theyoyoguy Male 18-29
    462 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 12:14 pm
    Problem is.. its facing the wrong way
  32. Profile photo of tomboygirl12
    tomboygirl12 Female 13-17
    321 posts
    December 31, 2011 at 4:04 pm
    Looks like my doggy.

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