Smartest Doormat Ever Made: Just The Basics [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago Misc

These are exactly the three things I repeat to myself like a mantra before I close the door behind me every day.
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Female 321
Looks like my doggy.
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Male 462
Problem is.. its facing the wrong way
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Male 145
i had one of those a few a years back but it was in swedish,

now i have a black one with 2 red "evil" cats
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Male 15,832
Actually, `watch` and `phone` should be enough. You ain`t goin` nowhere without your keys.
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Male 60
Is it just me, or is this doormat upside down?
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Male 16
@Trizz Yepp, that`s my little gem there. His name is Sixten, I love all dogs but the french bulldog is basically like Stitch, they are really cool.
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Male 37,888

"Spectacles, Testicles, Watch & Wallet"
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Male 15,510
DAMN that is all that I have in my jacket pockets right now
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Male 2,436
Every time I walk out my front door, I always say, "Tickets, Money, Passport!"
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Male 66
And some people are scared of dogs,- this may reignite some fear memory and possibly even help them with their problem. (Going up to a house with dogs)
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Male 66
I file a counterclaim argument saying the doormat is positioned correctly FOR THIS PICTURE. (ExibitA) Not disturbing the dog and where the cameraman is at now he had to turn it around.
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Male 2,790
should be facing the other way
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Male 47
Just blew my mind. Every time I walk out my front door, I always say, "Wallet, Keys, Phone" and pat the relevant pocket. I thought this was just my thing.
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Female 4,086
i prefer a door mat at the front door that says GO AWAY in giant letters. to me that`s more important.
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Male 3,909
Should be turned around, that would make more sense...
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Male 1,383
@Romassanta, come to think of it probably yeah. Your picture is ridiculously adorable, is it yours? :D Frenchie right?
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Male 22
I use an acronym: Fone, Umbrella, Cash, Creds, Keys.
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Male 36,388
Mine says "Did you feed the cats?"
That doggie wishes his said something similar...
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Male 11,740
It should be on the inside. If you close the locked door, then see this and don`t have your keys, it`s too late.
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Male 314
Shouldn`t it be pointing the other way?
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Male 2,579
Spectacles Testicles Wallet and Watch.
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Female 2,674
Look at those dirty little nose prints. So cute :)
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Male 338
@pip pip666, but if it was the other way round, it would imply the floor of your house isn`t as clean as it could be. Plus he might have to turn round to lock the door...

anyway, it`s phone, wallet, keys, card
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Male 2,543
its actually phone, keys, wallet for me...bonus points if you can remember this when you leave a party after a few (15) drinks lol
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Male 16
That´s no boston, they are more skinny. It´s a french bulldog, I am 85% sure of it.
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Female 91
Yeah, so I always turn completely around and read my doormat before I leave the house, especially when I`m in a rush and more likely to forget something?
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Male 1,383
Even without the mat it`s a great picture, such a cute Boston!
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Male 721
keys, wallet, phone, bitch
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Male 1,623
Wrong way
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Male 10,339
When you leave your house, you see ENOHPLLEC TELLAW SYEK.
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Male 164
Shouldn`t you turn that around?
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Male 1,620
Link: Smartest Doormat Ever Made: Just The Basics [Pic] [Rate Link] - These are exactly the three things I repeat to myself like a mantra before I close the door behind me every day.
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