Never Tell Dane Cook He Can`t Do Something [Pic]

Submitted by: kitten_soup 5 years ago in Funny

Because we all pay for it in the end.
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Female 3,696
El_Chinche

NEVVERRR!!!!!!!
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Male 59
Bob Monkhouse, probably sometime in the 1950`s.
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Male 5,811
[quote]Dane has great delivery, it`s unique, and it`s obvious that it works, but his jokes have absolutely no substance, and those that do have substance are stolen from other comedians[/quote]

I agree with the last part, and his delivery is decent, but his timing sucks, and all it ever is with him is asinine frat boy humour.
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Male 14,331

Beside being a thief if you couldn`t tell by looking at him in person he`s a grade A douchebag.
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Male 246
Dane has great delivery, it`s unique, and it`s obvious that it works, but his jokes have absolutely no substance, and those that do have substance are stolen from other comedians. I think if someone wrote for him, he`d be better in my eyes. Perhaps if he had a talk show where writers wrote all of his jokes, I`d start to like him.
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Male 792
Oh the irony!
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Male 7,123
Bob Monkhouse gag.
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Male 47
When you put emphasis on every word, suddenly there is no emphasis on any of the words. That alone is what makes Dane Cook funny. He just yells everything so nobody cares about anything he says.
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Male 267
I think dane is great.
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Male 546
@Swaywithme
Try watching him sober.
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Female 3,696
I love Dane Cook. I get why people don`t like him, a lot of his material isn`t funny but there`s something about his delivery and his exuberance that always makes me laugh. That`s not gonna fly with some people.

This, however, made me laugh. bahah <3
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Male 256
Horrible comedian. Damn good self promoter and marketer though.....
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Male 2,344
I don`t see how he`s unfunny.
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Male 3,060
Well, at least I`m not listening to Carlos Mencia.
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Male 1,313
I love how he spends 15-30 minutes on one joke... so right about the time I`m about to off myself.. there`s finally a new one...
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Male 33
that`s a genuine laugh out loud from me. nice job.
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Male 2,085
joke thief
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Male 423
Im with Justin, he makes me laugh just because of who he is and the way he tells jokes and stories. cracks me up every time.
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Male 151
dane cook is whack
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Male 347
i`m actually not laughing so the joke`s on him.
(I`ve seen more material of this guy & he`s such a douche)
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Male 4,902
HAHAHAHA that`s the first time Dane Cook has ever made me laugh.
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Male 1,582
I enjoy his elaborate stories, his pantomiming, and his upbeat energetic personality. I find him to be quite entertaining. Isn`t that what a comedian really is.. an entertainer? Well I`m entertained by his performances, so job well done, Dane.
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Male 2,700
"@ Steelgrid - you are just a bit testy today."

Yeah work is slow, im sick, so I got plenty of time to stare at the news and forums....

But I mean cmon, the joke is right there out in the open, that is the point of the pic, and you got these 2, completely oblivious trying to explain it like they are the only 2 that saw the words....

...and could read.
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Male 39,899

@ Steelgrid - you are just a bit testy today.
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Male 2,700
"No one`s laughing now, because YOU`RE NOT FUNNY! "

Wow dude, man, I mean, I would have never understood that. what from the pic, and the words on the pic, no there is no way that the pic IS ALREADY TELLING THE JOKE!!!

So thank you CPT Obvious, we all needed you to point out the joke.

@Cyborg, ignorance is just another spoonful for you isnt it.
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Male 2,376
hahaha.. yea he just runs around stage like a crackhead.. cept hes not a crackhead.. haha so funny
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Male 2,790
RobSwindol got it...
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Male 6,737
Who`s that?
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Male 759
Is this the guy who`s got a reputation for stealing material?
Because that`s a Bob Monkhouse joke.

I suppose the question is weather the creator of the content was aware of both these facts or is it an added bonus?
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Male 2,528
No one`s laughing now, because YOU`RE NOT FUNNY!
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Male 259
Oooh hohohohoh is funny cus is true!
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Male 1,011
hah, trufax
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Female 368
Link: Never Tell Dane Cook He Can`t Do Something [Pic] [Rate Link] - Because we all pay for it in the end.
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