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Date: 12/19/11 02:14 PM

33 Responses to Never Tell Dane Cook He Can`t Do Something [Pic]

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    kitten_soup Female 18-29
    368 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Link: Never Tell Dane Cook He Can`t Do Something - Because we all pay for it in the end.
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    hah, trufax
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 2:25 pm
    Oooh hohohohoh is funny cus is true!
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 2:26 pm
    No one`s laughing now, because YOU`RE NOT FUNNY!
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    RdDan Male 30-39
    759 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 2:29 pm
    Is this the guy who`s got a reputation for stealing material?
    Because that`s a Bob Monkhouse joke.

    I suppose the question is weather the creator of the content was aware of both these facts or is it an added bonus?
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    Who`s that?
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    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 2:42 pm
    RobSwindol got it...
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 2:57 pm
    hahaha.. yea he just runs around stage like a crackhead.. cept hes not a crackhead.. haha so funny
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 3:07 pm
    "No one`s laughing now, because YOU`RE NOT FUNNY! "

    Wow dude, man, I mean, I would have never understood that. what from the pic, and the words on the pic, no there is no way that the pic IS ALREADY TELLING THE JOKE!!!

    So thank you CPT Obvious, we all needed you to point out the joke.

    @Cyborg, ignorance is just another spoonful for you isnt it.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36665 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 3:43 pm

    @ Steelgrid - you are just a bit testy today.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    "@ Steelgrid - you are just a bit testy today."

    Yeah work is slow, im sick, so I got plenty of time to stare at the news and forums....

    But I mean cmon, the joke is right there out in the open, that is the point of the pic, and you got these 2, completely oblivious trying to explain it like they are the only 2 that saw the words....

    ...and could read.
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    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 5:03 pm
    I enjoy his elaborate stories, his pantomiming, and his upbeat energetic personality. I find him to be quite entertaining. Isn`t that what a comedian really is.. an entertainer? Well I`m entertained by his performances, so job well done, Dane.
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    HAHAHAHA that`s the first time Dane Cook has ever made me laugh.
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    alsobored Male 18-29
    347 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    i`m actually not laughing so the joke`s on him.
    (I`ve seen more material of this guy & he`s such a douche)
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    diggierolls Male 18-29
    151 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    dane cook is whack
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    NOCASH Male 18-29
    423 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    Im with Justin, he makes me laugh just because of who he is and the way he tells jokes and stories. cracks me up every time.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2081 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    joke thief
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    trepper687 Male 13-17
    33 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    that`s a genuine laugh out loud from me. nice job.
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    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 6:37 pm
    I love how he spends 15-30 minutes on one joke... so right about the time I`m about to off myself.. there`s finally a new one...
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    Well, at least I`m not listening to Carlos Mencia.
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    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 7:02 pm
    I don`t see how he`s unfunny.
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    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 7:27 pm
    Horrible comedian. Damn good self promoter and marketer though.....
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    I love Dane Cook. I get why people don`t like him, a lot of his material isn`t funny but there`s something about his delivery and his exuberance that always makes me laugh. That`s not gonna fly with some people.

    This, however, made me laugh. bahah <3
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    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    December 19, 2011 at 9:49 pm
    @Swaywithme
    Try watching him sober.
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    lifeavoidit Male 30-39
    267 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 2:18 am
    I think dane is great.
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    Kippran Male 18-29
    47 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 2:51 am
    When you put emphasis on every word, suddenly there is no emphasis on any of the words. That alone is what makes Dane Cook funny. He just yells everything so nobody cares about anything he says.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6944 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 3:10 am
    Bob Monkhouse gag.
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 4:04 am
    Oh the irony!
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    jacos27 Male 18-29
    246 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 5:12 am
    Dane has great delivery, it`s unique, and it`s obvious that it works, but his jokes have absolutely no substance, and those that do have substance are stolen from other comedians. I think if someone wrote for him, he`d be better in my eyes. Perhaps if he had a talk show where writers wrote all of his jokes, I`d start to like him.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 5:52 am

    Beside being a thief if you couldn`t tell by looking at him in person he`s a grade A douchebag.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 6:29 am
    Dane has great delivery, it`s unique, and it`s obvious that it works, but his jokes have absolutely no substance, and those that do have substance are stolen from other comedians

    I agree with the last part, and his delivery is decent, but his timing sucks, and all it ever is with him is asinine frat boy humour.
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    kingofall Male 30-39
    59 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 10:01 am
    Bob Monkhouse, probably sometime in the 1950`s.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 10:46 pm
    El_Chinche

    NEVVERRR!!!!!!!

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