Mushrooms, Santa & Christmas: Are They Connected?

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in

Joe Rogan believes they are. Is he on to something or just on something? NSFW Language.
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Male 230
There is kinda of something to this just in a different way.

A tribe in Africa, on the winter solstice would send out there shamens to collect these mushrooms. They would dress in red coats with white rabbit fur trim, they would climb every hut in the village and jump down the smoke hole on top and give the people that lived their a hand full of these mushrooms.
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Male 646
My eyes just rolled out of my head.
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Male 2,436
I`ve actually heard of this before and there is a lot more to it. Take, for instance, tinsel...

"Ancient peoples were amazed at how these magical
mushrooms sprang from the earth without any visible seed. They considered this "virgin birth" to have been the result of the morning dew, which was seen as the semen of the deity. The silver tinsel we drape onto our modern Christmas tree represents this divine fluid."
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Male 533
Symbology? Ssssssssymbolism.
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Female 6,381
Amanitas are TOXIC. They`ll put you in a different headspace all right, as several people manage to do permanently every year.
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Male 1,249
It`s true, even Jesus was a mushroom
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Male 4,902
Joe Rogan is hilarious, f*ck the haters.
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Male 68
Hmmmm... When your conversations start sounding like this you know you`ve done too many drugs.
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Male 40,384
Next up: Joe Rogan discusses the colour `blue`.

Oh wow, it`s so dratting BLUE man, like not orange, not yellow (this continues for several minutes) it`s, like, dratting BLUE!
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Male 1,540
"Whoaaa man I`m tripping balls and I just had... Like... A dratin` revolution."
"Dude... Dude... I think you meant revalation."
"Turn on the drating microphone I`m about to go stream of concious on this poo."

And then this was made.
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Male 260
You know, Joe Rogan, I bet this isn`t the first time you`ve thought of a conspiracy while on mushrooms.
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Male 295
You`ll find anything in the Bible if you go looking for it.
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Male 138
I`ve never done shrooms damn it. Now I want to do them even more.
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Female 8,043
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