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Date: 12/06/11 08:53 AM

58 Responses to More Of Decoding Teens` Sexy Texts [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 8:54 am
    Link: More Of Decoding Teens` Sexy Texts - What`s a sex BBQ?
  2. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:03 am
    They have SBBQ all wrong. SBBQ = Sexy BBQ = Sexy Baby Kyu. They were close though, the rest are 100% accurate and I use them daily. :)
  3. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:06 am
    Who is writing these?
  4. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:10 am
    All the kids now adays wanna go to those Old Man Gangbangs.
  5. Profile photo of snowbunny602
    snowbunny602 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:13 am
    PMC - sounds painful
  6. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:29 am
    SBBQ = Sexy Big Boned Queer
  7. Profile photo of akabane
    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:32 am
    OMGB = Oh My God Batman!
  8. Profile photo of j_dizzek_27
    j_dizzek_27 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:33 am
    Because most people kill bums on a regular basis
  9. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:33 am
    Does the colon prolapse happen at the old man gangbang? It must, right?
  10. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:34 am
    LOLWUT = LOLWUT
  11. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:36 am
    zomfgMHIOsbbq!
  12. Profile photo of Pheeshy5
    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:43 am
    Yea i`m gonna go ahead and say that`s shopped. Mostly because i`ve seen the real one and even though kids are stupid, what kid is really gonna text OMGB, that`s just dumb.
  13. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:44 am
    Prolapsing my colon lol. These kids and their fads.
  14. Profile photo of Trillian42
    Trillian42 Female 18-29
    357 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:51 am
    LKAB
  15. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 9:52 am
    We should totally do a sex BBQ one of these day at the iab HQ.
  16. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 10:08 am
    Hey Pheeshy5, that guy...don`t be him.

    I`m pretty sure that nobody here believes teens are texting about sex bbq`s and old man gangbangs.
  17. Profile photo of Fehz
    Fehz Male 30-39
    580 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 10:09 am
    IASB
  18. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 10:25 am
    MCiF! (my cat is fat)
    PWMP (playing with my pussy)
    2C1S (two cats, one string)
  19. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 10:42 am
    @Fantom2993 - wut? I text about SBBQ all the time (well.. I tumblr about it). In fact I have a gif titled "gifSexyBBQ" saved on my computer. They just got the meaning wrong :/
  20. Profile photo of paperduck
    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 10:44 am
    i`ve never heard any of these and wtf is up mhio? seriously?
  21. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 11:00 am
    "Who is writing these?"

    name at the bottom says "Dick"

    `nuff said...
  22. Profile photo of greenbasterd
    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 11:19 am
    lets kill a bum? teens are doing heroin and killing bums? these must be the street toughs Kramer was talking about
  23. Profile photo of WorstCaseOnt
    WorstCaseOnt Male 30-39
    214 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 11:49 am
    LOL - MHIO!!!!
  24. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 11:53 am
    Hot DAMN! This all sounds like a great time.
  25. Profile photo of elhowell
    elhowell Male 18-29
    168 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    this is troll =)
  26. Profile photo of SnoopyBG
    SnoopyBG Male 18-29
    653 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    LKAB
  27. Profile photo of Hedkwab
    Hedkwab Male 18-29
    340 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 12:33 pm
    LOL. I`m about to DLOD and gather some bums for an OMGB.
  28. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 12:40 pm
    @SnoopyBG- Yeah,right? Hilarious! Our teens are nuts!
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    If dinosaurs lived, would they be T-Rexting?
  30. Profile photo of kingpong
    kingpong Male 18-29
    639 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 1:35 pm
    God, I hope it`s not a dry-rub.
  31. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 1:38 pm
    PMC= NO dratING WAY! I had to look that poo up on google and that poo is nasty! These people need to be locked the drat up....

    WARNING: don`t google image that....

    dratING HELL!
  32. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 3:29 pm
    LOL @ Gerry1of1
  33. Profile photo of skytz1337
    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 4:12 pm
    OMGB ... how would you use that in a sentence? or..how often would you use that so that a text code is necessary?
  34. Profile photo of Lobotomy
    Lobotomy Male 13-17
    495 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 5:27 pm
    I LKABd just the other week, but my parents know what it means now so they took my hidden-knife cane away.
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    fcplm
  36. Profile photo of Kikiphoenix
    Kikiphoenix Male 18-29
    9 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 7:37 pm
    My friend told me BBQ also stands for bathroom, so sex in the bathroom?
  37. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 7:43 pm
    hahaha
  38. Profile photo of SlothOfDoom
    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 7:43 pm
    @skytz1337

    We need some 18-29 males at my place before this turns in to another OMGB. Wanna come over?
  39. Profile photo of lukeforv123
    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 7:54 pm
    Lets Kill A Bum!
  40. Profile photo of minigeko
    minigeko Male 18-29
    149 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    lostinkorea

    why would someone.... need a code for that? what does that do for them?... why would a TEEN`s parents need to know this... wtf
  41. Profile photo of CCMA_19
    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 8:28 pm
    LOL! I`ve never seen these in my life!
  42. Profile photo of lawndartsftw
    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    Haha I think someone is being trolled with this ! I call shenanigans....
  43. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 1:54 am
    GENIUS!!!
  44. Profile photo of IrishJesus
    IrishJesus Male 18-29
    483 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 2:48 am
    Can`t even begin to tell you how often I`ve needed more heroin. Where were these when I was a teen?
  45. Profile photo of pwnlord
    pwnlord Male 18-29
    69 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 5:32 am
    OMG theres an OMGB going on and i`m PMC cause MHIO for i DLOD on last week`s SBBQ
  46. Profile photo of KeithStone
    KeithStone Male 18-29
    30 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 6:12 am
    that craps just weird. How many young teens are prolapsing their colons regularly and sharing it with it with their friends? hahaha
  47. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 7:06 am
    My favorite is the side note *d ick
  48. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 7:12 am
    The asterisk at the bottom explaining what "D" means made me LMFAO.
  49. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 7:15 am
    @DixxyRarr: I`d be happy to provide you with the OMGB :)
  50. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 8:48 am
    Sex BBQ sounds tasty. At least I think it does, that`s where you mix a BBQ and an orgy right?

    Still pretty sure someone is making this up and there`s no way an adult editor can call bullpoo.
  51. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 9:04 am
    roflcopter.
  52. Profile photo of number1man
    number1man Male 13-17
    240 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 6:20 pm
    LKAB!
  53. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 6:24 pm
    Yup, this is what happens when the most people who have NO FVUCKING IDEA what is truly going on and yet trying to highlight evil and make rules based on their ignorance. You know what other group does that? The government.

  54. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 3:14 am
    I`d be more concerned that an uninformed adult read this and then saw IMHO and thought it was a variation on MHIO, rather than what it actually means.

    Look George, our daughter is asking other people "Is My Hole Open?", I read it on the internet! She doesn`t even know what state her hole is in! We must do something!
  55. Profile photo of Mizzez2Fresh
    Mizzez2Fresh Female 18-29
    246 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 7:09 am
    old man gang bang.... really? >_< Fail
  56. Profile photo of PhotoKing
    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 8:13 am
    let`s kill a bum, i use that all the time.
  57. Profile photo of sweatpeanis
    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 11:18 am
    * Dick
  58. Profile photo of DL_ski
    DL_ski Male 18-29
    53 posts
    March 25, 2012 at 11:02 pm
    i want a sex bbq now

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