More Of Decoding Teens` Sexy Texts [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Tech

What"s a sex BBQ?
There are 58 comments:
Male 53
i want a sex bbq now
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Female 418
* Dick
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Male 526
let`s kill a bum, i use that all the time.
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Female 246
old man gang bang.... really? >_< Fail
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Male 4,290
I`d be more concerned that an uninformed adult read this and then saw IMHO and thought it was a variation on MHIO, rather than what it actually means.

[quote]Look George, our daughter is asking other people "Is My Hole Open?", I read it on the internet! She doesn`t even know what state her hole is in! We must do something![/quote]
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Male 2,700
Yup, this is what happens when the most people who have NO FVUCKING IDEA what is truly going on and yet trying to highlight evil and make rules based on their ignorance. You know what other group does that? The government.

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Male 240
LKAB!
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Male 977
roflcopter.
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Male 1,735
Sex BBQ sounds tasty. At least I think it does, that`s where you mix a BBQ and an orgy right?

Still pretty sure someone is making this up and there`s no way an adult editor can call bullpoo.
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Male 3,372
@DixxyRarr: I`d be happy to provide you with the OMGB :)
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Male 3,372
The asterisk at the bottom explaining what "D" means made me LMFAO.
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Female 426
My favorite is the side note *d ick
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Male 30
that craps just weird. How many young teens are prolapsing their colons regularly and sharing it with it with their friends? hahaha
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Male 69
OMG theres an OMGB going on and i`m PMC cause MHIO for i DLOD on last week`s SBBQ
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Male 483
Can`t even begin to tell you how often I`ve needed more heroin. Where were these when I was a teen?
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Male 4,902
GENIUS!!!
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Male 1,810
Haha I think someone is being trolled with this ! I call shenanigans....
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Female 311
LOL! I`ve never seen these in my life!
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Male 149
lostinkorea

why would someone.... need a code for that? what does that do for them?... why would a TEEN`s parents need to know this... wtf
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Male 1,071
Lets Kill A Bum!
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Male 2,033
@skytz1337

We need some 18-29 males at my place before this turns in to another OMGB. Wanna come over?
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Female 1,743
hahaha
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Male 9
My friend told me BBQ also stands for bathroom, so sex in the bathroom?
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Male 15,510
fcplm
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Male 495
I LKABd just the other week, but my parents know what it means now so they took my hidden-knife cane away.
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Male 687
OMGB ... how would you use that in a sentence? or..how often would you use that so that a text code is necessary?
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Female 839
LOL @ Gerry1of1
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Female 3,726
PMC= NO dratING WAY! I had to look that poo up on google and that poo is nasty! These people need to be locked the drat up....

WARNING: don`t google image that....

dratING HELL!
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Male 639
God, I hope it`s not a dry-rub.
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Male 40,259

If dinosaurs lived, would they be T-Rexting?
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Male 2,737
@SnoopyBG- Yeah,right? Hilarious! Our teens are nuts!
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Male 340
LOL. I`m about to DLOD and gather some bums for an OMGB.
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Male 688
LKAB
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Male 168
this is troll =)
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Female 2,674
Hot DAMN! This all sounds like a great time.
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Male 214
LOL - MHIO!!!!
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Male 2,376
lets kill a bum? teens are doing heroin and killing bums? these must be the street toughs Kramer was talking about
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Male 3,745
"Who is writing these?"

name at the bottom says "Dick"

`nuff said...
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Male 1,745
i`ve never heard any of these and wtf is up mhio? seriously?
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Female 2,674
@Fantom2993 - wut? I text about SBBQ all the time (well.. I tumblr about it). In fact I have a gif titled "gifSexyBBQ" saved on my computer. They just got the meaning wrong :/
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Male 41,153
MCiF! (my cat is fat)
PWMP (playing with my pussy)
2C1S (two cats, one string)
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Male 579
IASB
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Male 342
Hey Pheeshy5, that guy...don`t be him.

I`m pretty sure that nobody here believes teens are texting about sex bbq`s and old man gangbangs.
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Female 9,585
We should totally do a sex BBQ one of these day at the iab HQ.
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Female 357
LKAB
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Male 447
Prolapsing my colon lol. These kids and their fads.
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Male 1,312
Yea i`m gonna go ahead and say that`s shopped. Mostly because i`ve seen the real one and even though kids are stupid, what kid is really gonna text OMGB, that`s just dumb.
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Male 645
zomfgMHIOsbbq!
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Male 6,737
LOLWUT = LOLWUT
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Male 342
Does the colon prolapse happen at the old man gangbang? It must, right?
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Male 216
Because most people kill bums on a regular basis
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Male 1,093
OMGB = Oh My God Batman!
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Male 3,842
SBBQ = Sexy Big Boned Queer
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Female 8
PMC - sounds painful
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Male 1,540
All the kids now adays wanna go to those Old Man Gangbangs.
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Male 1,582
Who is writing these?
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Female 2,674
They have SBBQ all wrong. SBBQ = Sexy BBQ = Sexy Baby Kyu. They were close though, the rest are 100% accurate and I use them daily. :)
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Female 1,608
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