Merry Christmas, I-A-B: Open Xmas Forum [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in

What did you get? What didn"t you get? What was the crappiest gift you got? Any good holiday memories? Spill it all here
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Male 766
it is sad but `mercan kids are really like this . . .
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Female 4,039
Hey all - hope everyone had a nice Christmas and I wish everyone all the best for the new year. My favorite gift I got is a new lob wedge and some nice golf balls. I have spring fever already!
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Male 878
I received two crystal glasses and and an 18 year old Scotch for Christmas. Spent Xmas Day with family and then went to the desert to sit under the stars serenaded by a pack of coyotes. Just got back. Have a great 2012!
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Female 3,726
All I wanted to do is spread Christmas greetings, but nooooooo, that can`t be tolerated by either of them, they both had to incite an argument.
________

I did not incite an argument. You can share your quotes and I can share mine...

FSM FTW
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Male 438
Hey Crakrjak:

It is just a discussion. You claim (as many Christians do) that the Old Testament does not apply, except where you say it does. Then when it is pointed out a passage where Jesus contradicts that dogma, you say that only part of the passage applies and should be taken as truth, (where Jesus said the law applied until all was fulfilled) and the other part IN THE SAME SENTENCE should not be taken literally but should be equated to the phrase "when pigs fly". Your arguement is laughable. You need to quit thinking it is a good point and find a better way to justify the Book of Contradictions.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Actually, there is not. Trying to equate me with islamic terrorists is not only insulting, it`s stupid as well.[/quote]

No Crakrjak. Just no. What`s insulting and stupid is you equating devoutly religious Muslims with "islamic terrorists" which *YOU* just did, as you have done many times before.

But that`s just insulting to billions of Muslims who I don`t know. What`s personally insulting to me and many others, is (some) Christians like you reminding us at this festive time of year that all of our family and friends, our parents, our siblings, our children, all the people we care deeply about are going to burn in Hell for all eternity. Sorry, only the ones who don`t share your particular religious belief system, I forgot that.

OT: I got Battlefield 3 and Skyrim (both early), books and board games, socks and gloves, and a rather charming bottle of Irish Whiskey!
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Male 886
I got a big box of Omaha Steaks. I barbecued for Christmas.

I also was given some mint chocolate chip cookies.

I was happy before all that though, now I am happy and full with minty breath.
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Female 1,380
Davymind...you`re my hero <3

I got a pasta machine!!! I`m so excited...Pasta for everyone...It also comes with a little meat grinding attachment....so I can make my own like ground beef to make into meatballs i guess or something like that...idk but it looks fun!
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Male 17,512
ZsaZsa: That really sort of depends on the chick, My dad bought mom a new refrigerator and stove for Christmas one year, of course there was no way to surprise her with them on Christmas morning, but she loved getting them none-the-less. For full disclosure though he bought her a 3 carat diamond heart pendant for her birthday just a few months before. I bought her a robe she had been looking at, that Christmas, trust me that`s a hard thing to do for a guy to do, buy a woman clothes, so she did get a surprise.
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Female 144
The worst gifts ever as a chick are the kitchen related ones. One year my ex gave me a toaster... I can deal with bad gifts and be appreciative for the thought, but the thought put into getting me a toaster made me want to punch him in the head.
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Male 6,227
A wealthy man decides he wants to get rid of his wife but doesn`t want to lose half of everything in a divorce. He happens to know a guy who knows a guy in organized crime so a meeting is set up with "Artie," a hit man.

Artie tells the husband he can do the job for $5K, but he`ll need a down payment.

"I never carry cash," the husband says. He looks in his billfold. "All I have is a single dollar."

"You look good for it," Artie says. "I`ll take the dollar now and you can pay the rest later."

Soon thereafter, Artie follows the wife into a grocery store and strangles her in a back aisle. But Artie looks up and a stock clerk has just seen the murder. So he strangles the clerk, too. No witnesses.

But unbeknownst to Artie, a security camera caught the whole thing and Artie was behind bars the very next day. And the headline?

ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT GROCERY STORE
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Male 17,512
Otto67: I`ve already explained, but you don`t want to listen. The passage is Jesus` word, it`s not an either/or thing. You`ve decided to interpret the passage with one track literal mindedness.

I`m betting, otto, that you are so obtuse that you even believe that when someone says, "When a pig flies", you literally have to see a pig with wings for it to happen.

davy: I didn`t want to get into this discussion, honestly, but lostinkorea started spouting Deuteronomy, then otto chimed in.

All I wanted to do is spread Christmas greetings, but nooooooo, that can`t be tolerated by either of them, they both had to incite an argument.

And, davy, now your joining in on it as well.

And I`ll maintain that you like arguing enthymemes thinking that there is some lesson in those type of rhetorical questions. Actually, there is not. Trying to equate me with islamic terrorists is not only insulting, it`s stupid as well.
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Female 4,086
guess i should have posted this BEFORE xmas. anyway, have you ever been threatened with getting coal and wood in your stocking instead of gifts?

well, one year my older sister was actually given just coal and wood and no xmas presents at all. this happened 60 years ago and not a xmas goes by that i`m not whiningly reminded of this.

so, the moral of this post is: DON`T MAKE BAD XMAS MEMORIES FOR YOUR KIDS IF YOU CAN POSSIBLY HELP IT. it just makes their sibs suffer.

Happy, Happy, everyone.
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Female 4,086
gerry, so glad to hear you husband got cured of cancer! i hope he is feeling well and things are going great for you both. many, many good wishes for the two of you.

liked reading all the posts, with the exception of the religious diatribes. why oh why do some christians feel so threatened by us atheists? by their own religious beliefs, the righeous believers will sit at the right hand of their god while the rest of us will languish in hell for all eternity. so why the fuss over us? i`m content in my own decisions and the consequences thereof....

oh well, happy holidays to all. my man and i worked xmas eve and xmas and will work new year`s eve and new year`s day so our holidays are postponed for a while. but i`m hoping for jewelry, or at least underwear and socks like i got when i was a kid!
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Male 12,138
Yeah, we get it Crakrjak. What a delightful sentiment to human people on this holiday season. Every person on earth who`s not Christian is going to be denied Heaven and instead burn in hellfire for all eternity. All those Muslims, atheists, agnostics, Jews, Hindus, Shintoists, Scientologists, Zoroastrians, Pagans, traditional Chinese Animists, Buddhists, and the various flavours of Christianity which are not your particular flavour of Christianity etc et f*cking cetera are all excluded from your Heaven and are going to the alternative, Hell.

We get it.

I maintain that if you, Crakrjak, were born in Iran instead of America, you`d be a mouth-breathing hardcore religious Muslim instead of a mouth-breathing Christian. More importantly, you`d be spouting the same God-inspired, gospel-quoting, bronze-age crap that you`re doing now, but from a different standpoint.
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Male 12,138
[quote]This is backed up by John 14:6, Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me." [/quote]
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Male 438
CrakrJak:

The passage says the law would not change until Heaven and Earth had passed, either your arguement is wrong, or Jesus lied. You can`t have it both ways.
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Female 1,324
A nerf gun :) all my cousins (3 of them, all of us around 20) got one, and my aunt, we spent an hour ganging up on the oldest cousin (and only guy), breaking into his room as he was trying to call for back-up. Most epic christmas ever, would`ve only been better if we had more people lol.
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Male 17,512
Otto67: Jesus didn`t lie, he was the word of God made flesh, he couldn`t lie.

Understand that at that time there were groups of Jews ready to rebel against the Romans. They believed only violence would change things and that they could coerce Jesus to fight for them and kill all the Romans with a wave of his hand.

Jesus was God, he had the capability of killing every Roman and dethroning Herod at any moment, In fact this is what both the Romans and Herod feared, a violent revolution.

Violent revolution was not part of God`s plan, Jesus was peaceful and non-violent, thus his plan worked in the end because instead of further dividing the world by violence, it began the joining together of many people`s through peace and continues on even today.

So you see, the `old world` has passed away, and Jesus said he was going to build us a new heaven, when he left. He didn`t lie, he fulfilled the past, present and future of all mankind.
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Male 311
Amen sister. Amen.
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Male 438
CrakrJak:

So basically he lied when he said the law would not change until heaven and earth had passed, but he did so for a REALLY good reason...what a load....
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Male 17,512
[cont]

Another part of this is that God has always been a trinity. It started out as The Father, The Word, and The Holy Spirit. God`s word is the law and the word was made flesh, in Jesus. John 1:14

When Jesus was born, the trinity became The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit. When he died he fulfilled the old law and brought a new covenant for mankind. Before Jesus there was no certainty for anyone to go to heaven, not even a scribe, pharisee, or even a high priest. The maze of Mosaic Law, was just too difficult. So, God simplified everything, because he loves us.

Jesus didn`t say, "I`m changing the law when I die on Calvary" he had to be much more subtle and not reveal all of God`s plan.

If you plan to propose to your girlfriend, do you blurt it out when you ask her out for dinner the day before ? No, you don`t. You keep things a surprise until the time is right.
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Male 17,512
Steelgrid: First off, the meatless Friday thing is a catholic tradition, not a sin. Secondly, Jesus sacrificed himself willingly for us, not something God forced him to do. Thirdly, your trolls are the dumbest most obtuse of anyone here at IAB.

Otto67: Jesus knew what the plan was, he was the son of God. But he couldn`t just go blurt that fact out before it was his time to do so, in front of the Sanhedrin in Jerusalem. That is why he spoke in parables a lot of the time, besides how well does saying, "Because I said so" work with your children when they are misbehaving ? It doesn`t work well now does it ?
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Male 6,227
IAB isn`t broken again, is it? Just wondering `cuz I haven`t seen any new posts for awhile.
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Male 2,790
i got a rock


sh*t, wrong holiday
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Male 438
CrakrJak:

So you just ignore the "Till heaven and earth pass" part and focus on the "till all be fullfilled" part and claim all has been fullfilled.....that is why it is called the "Big Book of Multiple Choice.
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Male 23

Best part of christmas this year was seeing the look on Gerry1s face. {disapointment quickly masked by fake pleasure}

HAHAHAHA crappy gifts are funny
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Male 2,700
"Without his sacrifice no one`s `righteousness shall(could) exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees` and be allowed into heaven.
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Complete BS. God did not require the sacrifice of his son to decide to NOT kill people for eating meat on a friday....

Psycho
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Male 483
Gee wilikers, CJ. You must be a blast at parties -_-
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Female 3,726

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Female 3,726
Alright, let`s get this open forum going:


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Female 3,726
And on another note...who got some Xmas nookie last night? Raise you hand...lol


**Raises hand**
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Male 6,227
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Male 59
Has anyone mentioned how Christmas is all related to our Nazi lizard overlords yet? Oh and Hitler is Jesus? And it is all in the five overlord kings plans?

Just joking! Merry Christmas everyone!
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Male 17,512
Otto67: You see that "till all be fulfilled" part ?

Yeah, Jesus fulfilled the law when he died on the cross. Jesus` dying words were "It is accomplished", his blood wiped away the debt of mankind`s sins. Without his sacrifice no one`s `righteousness shall(could) exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees` and be allowed into heaven.

This was Jesus` way of saying that no matter what good deeds you do, it won`t erase away sin. This is backed up by John 14:6, Jesus said to him, "I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me."
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Male 153
Among other things, I got Duck Hunter Extreme. Remote control flying ducks with sensors and guns to shoot at them with. It`s duck hunt IRL, only without the really real life part, if you catch my meaning.
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Male 12,138
[quote]My son has been a genius with dinosaurs since he was 3. He would tell people what each dinosaurs primary diet was, what their name was (sometimes what the name meant and where it came from) he understands very clearly that dinosaurs are fossils now. And my favorite, if you ask him what happened to all the dinosaurs he will tell you that "the big huge rock fell from space and killed all the dinosaurs by blocking their sun."[/quote]
Love this Kego.

Anyways, as a drunken Irishman at Christmas Time, let me be the first to raise the glass of cheer. Despite all our differences, political, religious, philosophical and otherwise, we`re more similar than we are different. And the sooner we appreciate and understand that, the better. Might even save the species. Imagine.

Right, this old hippie is drunk and going to bed. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and a happy, prosperous and healthy 2012 to everyone at IAB and your familys.

Much love, Davy
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Male 12,138
Soz Kego. Here it is again:

Showed Erin this picture today, taken by the Pathfinder lander on the planet Mars. I asked her, "Hey, guess where THIS photo was taken!", thinking she`d say the desert, or Africa, or simply I don`t know. She took one glance at it, said "Daaaaad, that`s Mars", then went straight back to playing with her dinosaurs.

It`s official: I`m being out-nerded by a 5 year old.
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Male 1,341
Damn, why did you delete your post about the Mars photo, Davymid?! I enjoyed it.

On another note, I am also drunk... Cheers!
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Male 1,341
@Davymid

That`s awesome. Sounds like a really smart girl.

My son has been a genius with dinosaurs since he was 3. He would tell people what each dinosaurs primary diet was, what their name was (sometimes what the name meant and where it came from) he understands very clearly that dinosaurs are fossils now. And my favorite, if you ask him what happened to all the dinosaurs he will tell you that "the big huge rock fell from space and killed all the dinosaurs by blocking their sun."
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Male 12,138
I got some awesome books on science and a few very lewd ones about general lewdiness. Both of which I`ll enjoy very much.

Merry Christmas all you crazy bastards, I love you all (yes, I`m a bit drunk, sue me). IAB might only be a website, but it`s a pretty goddam awesome corner of the internet.
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Male 1,341
Hope you all enjoyed your Christmas... Because it`s the last one you will ever have!!!!!


....... DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!

*Ahem* .... I got a new knife and a shot roulette drinking game...
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Female 695
feces navidad
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Female 4,447
Still my worst gift ever was a VHS copy of Titan A.E. from the guy I was dating at the time. o.O
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Female 4,447
A new book and a specially made for me officially licensed Green Bay #90 BJ Raji women`s jersey. Best holiday EVER!
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Female 2,674
Gerry, that`s so wonderful!! I`m so happy for you and your family :)
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Female 4,376
I got a laptop and some makeup for christmas lol
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Female 2,674
Yay! Happy Holidays, IAB :) My Christmas was pretty awesome. It involved lots of food, booze and movie marathons... excited to go to Texas tomorrow through the new year :)
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Male 39,614

Last year, my husband got cured of cancer. Now all the other gifts suck by comparison. I mean, how do you top that for a good christmas!
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Male 5
My parents gave me the greatest gift anyone can receive. After 5 years, my parents are finally going to pay for my sex change
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Female 1,234
I dont really know what I got yet, becuase we are not going to open presents until next week and I cant wait lol...I did get to open one gift though.. I got a bunch of different hot sauces...YUM!!
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Male 438
"They are pre-Christian laws for the Jews that don`t apply to modern times."

Jesus would seem to disagree Matt 5:17-20 says

17Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.18For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. 19Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 20For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.
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Male 3,745
got a N64, some awesome games, and my rent paid...

best. christmas. ever.
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Male 2,513
New Onkyo receiver... schweet
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Male 556
I got a coffee maker, a JC Penney`s card, a new knife, and a movie and a book from my parents and sister. My girlfriend totally surprised me with a little published book of all the songs and poems I`ve written over the years. Also a hat and some fuzzy socks. Best Christmas yet, folks.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
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Female 5
My Mom surprised me with a Wii which was awesome but my husband took it to a whole new level with a puppy. Best. Christmas. Ever.

Merry Christmas everyone and Happy New Year!
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Male 52
I got a 10 pack of electrical tape and 3 contruction pencils
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Male 1,045
I got a guitar, now i need to learn how to play it.
It was a good christmas.
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Male 17,512
lostinkorea: That bible quote refers to evil people living in the Israelite`s land. They are not trying to conquer everybody, but just to drive the wickedness out of the land that God gave to them.

..and of course you omitted the 18th verse, "That they teach you not to do after all their abominations, which they have done unto their gods; so should ye sin against the LORD your God."

Such were their enemies wickedness so bad that it was feared that their abominations would spread if they weren`t dealt with.

The first 5 books of the bible (which includes Deuteronomy, Numbers, etc.) were written before Christ was born. They are pre-Christian laws for the Jews that don`t apply to modern times.
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Male 977
pants, shirt, gift cards

didn`t get a guitar, but got an amp. :)
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Male 11,739
I got this.




























Yep, screwed again.
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Female 54
I got a brand new drawing tablet, a new gps for my car, a gift card for itunes and for gamestop. I`d say I got what I wanted, I`m happy. I hope everyone else had a great christmas also.=)
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Male 1,832
I got a shirt with this on it

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Male 483
Got a pair of combat boots with big wool socks and a black robe. Wearing them both around the house with a santa hat.

Haters gonna hate.
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Male 6,227
I received one of the most amazing gifts I`ve ever received: a period silhouette cut of Thomas Jefferson, one of my heroes, framed. Thanks, Mom and Dad! :)

Looks a lot like this:

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Male 223
My brother and I got Blackhawk tickets for tomorrow night. Haven`t seen him in months, so it`s going to be awesome.
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Female 299
i got cleveland vs steeler tickets for next sunday!!! GO STEELERS! and i also got a james harrison nfl jersey.. as well as like enough candy to qualify as the amounts received on halloween... wahoo!
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Female 3,726
I am happy they cut off Channing`s junk though, he deserved it, especially after raping that girl with a syringe...
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Female 430
Riot points.
Money.
Gummy Bears.
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Female 3,726
Oh and can you explain the part on why she put the steak in "her own little oven"...ummm....that went waaaay over my head.
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Female 3,726
@Gerry....????

What part was brilliant?

-Incest
-Anal Hole Dance
-Eating real dog poo
-Killing a chicken while having sex (and I guess the killing of the chicken was real according to John Waters (director and writer). He said it`s no different than killing an animal for food...

....um...erm... O_o
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Female 688
I got exactly what I want... I got to spend Christmas with the people I love.

On that note, off to some more Christmas Cheer.

Merry Christmas all and May God Bless and keep you safe.

Your friend, Maggie.
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Male 10
My sister got me a Showermate...A waterproof radio to play in the shower. Without hearing aids, I am profoundly deaf. Worst gift ever!
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Male 39,614

@ lostinkorea - Pink Flamingos is brilliant! Not as good as Female Trouble but still notable.

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Male 1,249
@lostinkorea - wow, someone really cares about you
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Male 5,148
I got the perfect gift...nothing. So i can`t complain about anything.
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Male 5,189
I got a Zelda license plate and a joint roller. 8-)
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Male 4,902
Got a watch and some games on Steam.
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Male 62
i got an awesome Layne Staley T-shirt and some pop rocks
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Female 3,726
I got the movie Pink Flamingos...

*HOLY poo*

Don`t EVER...EVER....watch that movie....EVER.
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Male 541
I got a really expensive RC car that I`ll never use and is non refundable... I`m 20... thanks mom
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Male 293
I got a cool new watch and a pair of Cleveland Browns gloves. Problem with the gloves is, that when I toss the football around with my son while wearing them, I can never catch the ball. :P
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Male 20,830
davymid: YOU`RE ON! (Look out, Long Beach!)
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Male 21
I got an iPad which I`m posting from now. I have no idea what to do with it that I can`t already do with my laptop.
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Male 1,803
My parents forgot to get me anything. They forgot on my birthday too back in July, so I reminded them a few weeks ago. Now they`ve forgotten to give me anything for Xmas. I know that sounds rather hard to do, but they have. We`ve done the xmas dinner and what have you, but for those of you moaning, cheer up, at least you got something.
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Male 39,614

I got a new blue ray player. Why? Because my husband wanted a new blue ray player. We have a perfectly good one already.

How many of you got what they wanted for christmas? haha
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Male 52
Did anybody notice this was posted already, taken down the re-posted, wtf? lol
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Male 12,138
Yo Fancy, turns out I`m probably going to be in Long Beach CA in April for a conference... wanna hook up and get f*cking loaded?
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Female 1,386
Another one down. Taking a temporary "cease fire" in this "war on christmas" to enjoy some time with family. Looking forward to watching that Dr.Who holiday special later too. :D
Song that sums up the day, its nice:
White wine
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Male 2,332
What I got was some money.

What`s more important is I didn`t get a hangover :3
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Male 1,586
Oh don`t get me wrong I love that my wife bought me beer but she does that for me any other day of the year and I was really expecting to spend the day playing skyrim and instead I`ll spend the day getting mildly buzzed in a new pair of undies.
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Female 1,380
Thank ya fancylicious <3 it`s such a pain in the ass to use a rolling pin and cut spaghetti with a knife :( if I end up getting one, i`d so send iab hq some fresh pasta lol
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Male 20,830
Sorry honkeylips... you need underwear though, so that`s something.

This morning, one of the things I got was an Art of Shaving kit. In it? A vibrating razor with a pen light built in it. Let me repeat: a vibrating hand-held razor. Is it really safe to shave so close to the jugular with a vibrating, razor-sharp duel blade? Someone wants to off me.
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Male 771
@honkeylips, whats wrong with beer?
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Male 1,586
Most depressing christmas I`ve ever had. I was expecting a new 360 and skyrim and instead I got a 6 pack of beer and a pair of underwear. I`m not joking either.
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Male 20,830
Merry Christmas, IrishJesus--and happy birthday to you.

lilhawk2892: 2am? Are you mental? I got up at 7am and THAT was too early.

Juggalettex0: good luck getting that pasta machine--I`d love one if I had the patience to make it from scratch--you`re better than me.
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Male 771
My mom gift wrapped some old bills that were sent to her house by accident and mailed em to me.
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Female 136
i went and saw the lion king, got a stuffed pumba, and cd`s. pretty happy
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Male 321
May you be blessed with many gift cards
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Male 5,314
money, as usual.
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Female 1,380
Male 39,614

Here is your Elvira Christmas presant.
A link to her Christmas Comic Book
Just click on the pages to enlarge.

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Female 3,726
Wow, Gerry....just clicked on your link...

I-wasn`t-expecting-that.com
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Female 3,726
I thought you would like it Gerry. Actually, when I first saw those videos my Tonetta, I thought of you...


....not sure why...


@ Davy: thank you :-D
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Female 2,289
I was able to skip the family christmas party this year.

Merry xmas
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Male 5,189
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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Male 689
gotta love bible versus
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Male 689
And Jesus said to his apostles, "Eat my brothers, this taco 12 pack is a symbol of my faith. The meat represents my beefy body, the lettuce is the filler known as life, and the hot sauce is like god in that it ties all the flavors together. Eat this and become one with me." - Ryan 12: 10
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Male 39,614

Thank you, LostInKorea. That was tasteful.
What I Listen To
What? Why do you always asume it`s something gross when I post it? My feelings are starting to get hurt.
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Female 1,682
I actually got quite a few nice things. A lot of gift cards, some candies, a book and a bag I wanted, and my boyfriend even made me my own stuffed animal :3 As well as some other odds and ends!
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Male 12,138
Merry Christmas all you bitches!

Also, lostinkorea just won the internet. Soz Crakrjak.
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Female 3,726
When you march up to attack a city, make its people an offer of peace. If they accept and open their gates, all the people in it shall be subject to forced labor and shall work for you. If they refuse to make peace and they engage you in battle, lay siege to that city. When the LORD your God delivers it into your hand, put to the sword all the men in it. As for the women, the children, the livestock and everything else in the city, you may take these as plunder for yourselves. And you may use the plunder the LORD your God gives you from your enemies. This is how you are to treat all the cities that are at a distance from you and do not belong to the nations nearby. However, in the cities of the nations the LORD your God is giving you as an inheritance, do not leave alive anything that breathes.

- Deuteronomy 20: 10-17

Long Live the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!
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Female 3,726
This is what I listen to on Christmas...

Anyone else?
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Male 39,614

Here`s a happy christmas carol for you.
NSFP - Not Safe For Pmarren

Silent Night
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Male 17,512
And the angel said unto them, "Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, Which shall be to all people. "For unto you is born this day in the city of David A Savior, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, Lying in a manger. - Luke 10: 12

Merry Christmas.
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Male 39,614

Didn`t get what I really wanted which was this.


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Male 4,290
Merry Christmas, or Happy whatever you`re celebrating!

My brother got me Skyrim. I am excite :D
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Male 7,817
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all. I would love to stick around and poke my head into the open forum throughout the day, but it appears my home to home tradition and heavy drinking may put a slight damper on that. Hooray for winter festivals!
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Female 220
So far last night my fiance gave me panties lol.. Best gift I ever got from him was a vacuum though lol.
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Male 4,902
Fooood
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Male 41
and christmas just finished here in new zealand! (well like an hour an a half ago) so merry christmas to the rest of the world and have a great day.
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Female 8,006
Nah- don`t care how awful, just nice to know someone went to any trouble at all..... however small the amount.
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Male 158
Got myself a new cream blanket, fluffy dressing gown and some white candles for the fireplace in my apartment.
And I`m a guy, what the hell.
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Female 1,380
I reallllllllllllllly want a pasta machine for xmas but I don`t think im going to get one :(
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Male 25,417
Worst Gift... the usually, parents chosen clothes
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Female 1,380
a can of pears for a christmas gift? wtf? I got a gps at my work`s christmas party as my gift....not too bad for a company party.
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Male 621
Crappiest gift: A giant can of pears when I was around 12 years old. ...Yeah. :-|
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Male 221
really? nobody gets up early for christmas anymore. ive been up so 2 am... thats my christmas tradition.
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Female 833
crappiest gift: scarf. I have so many scarves. and this one`s crap.
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Male 483
Oh, and Merry Christmas, Fancy.
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Male 483
The look on that mom`s face says to me, "As soon as that shutter closes, I`m going to murder each and every person within a 1.7 mile radius."

Or perhaps it`s just constipation.
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Male 20,830
Link: Merry Christmas, I-A-B: Open Xmas Forum [Pic] [Rate Link] - What did you get? What didn`t you get? What was the crappiest gift you got? Any good holiday memories? Spill it all here
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