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Date: 12/07/11 01:01 PM

31 Responses to Meanwhile, In The Proctologist`s Office [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of MidoriBug
    MidoriBug Female 18-29
    1607 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 1:01 pm
    Link: Meanwhile, In The Proctologist`s Office - Laugh it up now, boys--it won`t be funny when you`re on the receiving end.
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    BritInvasion Male 18-29
    311 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 1:07 pm
    You go in and get 404ed?!
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    darkmagic14n Male 18-29
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    December 7, 2011 at 1:08 pm
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    Cyanide & Happiness first comic
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    You should see what vets do to bulls to make them ejaculate. A finger once in a while at the doctor is much better in comparison.
  5. Profile photo of heavypred
    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 1:22 pm
    I had physical examination this summer. Went into a urologist office like a virgin goes to man`s prison. And all i got was a scan. LOL
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    It is sort of funny anyway. I`ve had it done. It`s not what I`d do for fun, but it`s not all that bad. Worse for the doctor, really. Much like a smear test.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    You realize that you are no longer butt- virgins after this. Technically, a prostate exam turns you in to a gay person.
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    Johanvb Male 40-49
    512 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 2:23 pm
    @Student_Law

    "You realize that you are no longer butt- virgins after this. Technically, a prostate exam turns you in to a gay person."

    Soooo, your temperature being taken with a rectal thermometer will turn you into a gay too...
    Judging by your age it is quite possible you`ve been measured this way too.
    Wait... Was this your outing? I am so proud of you. Yes I am.

    You are sure you are from Europe? I thought we shipped the last zealots and homophobes out on the Mayflower.
    Guess we missed some.
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    GuiStuie Male 30-39
    119 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 2:32 pm
    @student_law
    Not gay if it`s a female doc
  10. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    GuiStuie: im still a man...i dont put things in my ass i only let poo out...
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    intrigid Male 18-29
    914 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 3:23 pm
    @Johanvb

    I`m afraid you may have been troll`d.
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    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 3:24 pm
    Two reasons: convenience and cost.
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    Ston Male 30-39
    198 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    @Student_Law

    It`s only gay if your proctologist has no arms.
  14. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    It would only make you gay if you put YOUR finger up the doctor`s butt-hole too.
    Him > you = meat puppet.
    (j/k!)
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 4:09 pm
    LOVE THIS!
  16. Profile photo of SephirothA83
    SephirothA83 Male 18-29
    955 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    so true
  17. Profile photo of Fantom2993
    Fantom2993 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 4:52 pm
    It`s only gay if he has both hands on your hips during the procedure
  18. Profile photo of elhowell
    elhowell Male 18-29
    168 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 4:56 pm
    `convenience`..
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 6:46 pm
    Umm, ever hear of a colonoscopy ???
  20. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14652 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    "You realize that you are no longer butt- virgins after this. Technically, a prostate exam turns you in to a gay person."

    True... if he uses his schlong and you scream, "yeah baby, fill me with your man-cream".

    I doubt that happens much.
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 6:51 pm
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    minigeko Male 18-29
    149 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 9:46 pm
    Draculya how much gay sex do YOU have?
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 10:16 pm
    Proctologists seem like they are undercover gays that really enjoy ass play
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 12:11 am
    Hehehe clever
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 3:05 am
    Technically, a prostate exam turns you in to a gay person.
    I don`t think you understand what "technically" means.
    Or "gay person".
  26. Profile photo of MechBFP
    MechBFP Male 18-29
    813 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 5:05 am
    "Technically, a prostate exam turns you in to a gay person."

    Successful troll is successful.
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    Profworm Male 30-39
    403 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 5:15 am
    The cost of creating a machine with the sensitivity and flexibility of the human finger is absurd when levied against the number of doctors that are born with fingers.

    Just sayin`.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 6:07 am
    @Profworm
    You completely missed the point.
  29. Profile photo of Student_Law
    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 10:03 am
    @johanvg: goddamn boy you sure picked up on that one fast. You must be a genious or something. I bet you are a doctor so smart that he can perform a prostate exam with his hands tied on your back.

    P.S. @Ston: I couldn`t let go of the concept. In my head i have pictures, haha :-)
  30. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 3:28 pm
    Johanvb, why do you have to turn everything into a Europe-loving pridefest? There`s both good and pooty people everywhere on this planet. Europe definitely isn`t any different.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    December 9, 2011 at 10:59 am

    You straight guys are really obsessed with the whole "butt sex" thing aren`t you.

    That`s very telling.

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