Kick Ass Vending Machine Of The Future

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Misc

High def, face recognition and more! But will it hold up to getting the crap beat out of it when your chips get stuck?
There are 24 comments:
Male 266
This is the most pointlessly expensive and time-wasting thing i`ve ever seen
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Male 519
Making vending machines more advanced is dumb. I might buy one extra soda to test the novelty of it, but it won`t make me want to buy a soda. If I`m going to a vending machine, its because I want something already. The technology of the machine isn`t going to make me thirstier.
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Male 5,811
Great, so let`s make the vending machines MORE computerized so they break down MORE often. I just had an issue with a Pepsi machine yesterday, after I put my money in I put in the number for some OJ, and it said it wasn`t available, even though it was right at the front. Yay unnecessary vending machine add-ons!
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Male 2,862
Marketing over common sense?
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Male 274
i like it
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Male 442
Will it still work after some yob decides it`s funny to piss in the coin slot?
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Male 1,364
thats very unecessary.
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Male 6,737
Pointless!
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Male 5,314
how about just pressing B3 for your soda, and not have to watch a freaking ad for it?
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Male 42
First product available....used school girl panties.
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Male 546
Wow! I can`t wait to kick the crap out of it in sheer rage when it takes my dollar and won`t give me my goddamn coke.
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Male 15,832
Of course, to pay for the $90,000 cost of the machine, a can of pop is $14.
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Male 987
It`s an opportunity to cram the face of the machine with enough advertising to make it impossible to see what`s inside.
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Male 15,510
Where else but Japan
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Male 2,422
Not cool just creepy.
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Male 1,268
Need something cool to stare at when you`re trying to decided what type of japanese school girl panties you want to buy.
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Male 237
Anonymous video analysis to determine what demographic you are in so it can display "proper product placement"...really? So every 25-35 year old male like/wants the same thing...how is that different than saying all black people like kool-aid, watermelon and fried chicken? (not saying that is true).

Bigotry and stereotyping based on age and gender is just as bad as race. For example, sexism and ageism.

And don`t say it is like ad placement on the internet because at least the internet tracks what you browse and tailors ads (not saying that is any better).
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Male 230
why the fu.ck woud we need that just seems ike a waste of money
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Male 1,010
Analyzes the features of a person. Nice. Vending machine with an attitude. "Have the salad, you fat bastard."
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Male 72
i don`t want to live here anymore. i want to live there.
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Male 40,728
Oh great! They`ve found a way to make vending machines even more annoying! Soon it`ll look like Bladerunner out there!
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Male 878
"Anonymous video analysis" - so now even vending machines are spying on us. I notice you still have to press the buttons to get the goods, so this is lame.
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Male 10,440
Not feasible. Too much vandalism. People will not tolerate being recorded and analyzed to determine product placement. Some will but those who won`t will take it out on the machine. That camera is too vulnerable and the glass display is too fragile. This may catch on in Japan (how the f*ck is the camera suppose to tell between people?) but not here.
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Female 8,043
Link: Kick Ass Vending Machine Of The Future [Rate Link] - High def, face recognition and more! But will it hold up to getting the crap beat out of it when your chips get stuck?
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