Jenna Marbles: Bounce That Dick

Submitted by: revelcal 5 years ago in Funny

Jenna Marbles proves that men can be shamelessly objectified too.
There are 62 comments:
Male 997
Anyone see`s the hypocrosy of someone who got internet famous and money, by slightly objectifying herself for the lonely men out there.....
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Male 24
That guy she features, the one who also sings, is hot. That is all.
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Male 296
All you haters - this is drating hilarious. And I hate Jenna Marbles.
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Male 29
>she objectifies men
>literally no men get offended
>people only complaining because she is poo at rapping and is a terrible lyricist
>no guys give a drat that the lyrics are supposed to offensive
>No jenna, your brand of comedy is just terrible :L

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Male 10,339
Actually, she has a degree and is going for her Master`s, but she`s still dumb hahaha.
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Male 10,339
A dumb bitch that I wouldn`t spend more then 5 minutes at a time talking to.

I`d still tap that though.
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Male 236
I hate her.
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Male 63
To the people saying that people hate jenna because she disses them/guys are upset that she`s turning the tables: NO. People hate her because she is in no way funny, she is just ridiculously annoying. And it`s not like she`s the first person to do something like this anyways, there`s even lots of rappers that make fun of their penises and stuff. Obviously you won`t hear those songs on the radio because "popular" (translated: pooty) rappers generally only know how to rap about sex and hence why everyone thinks rap is about objectifying women. REAL good legit rap is not like that.

P.S. check out the penis song by Macklemore - theres an example of a good rapper who makes songs not only about sex.

P.P.S. She`s not any worse than rebeca black/bieber/lots of other popular "artists"
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Female 1,441
The guys on IAB are so pressed. Whenever there`s a video about turning the tables on men you all get so passive and defensive.

lolz.
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Male 2,419
"See how many guys HATE THIS. Oh, see? See guys? THAT`S HOW IT FEELS WHEN SOMEONE SINGS ABOUT YOUR BODY PARTS. You`re not used to it, eh? "

none of the guys hate this
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Female 779
I find it funny that this video is trying to tackle women exploitation, yet I`m sure every guy that participated only did because they though they might get laid. for most guys, confident women = sex. Can`t expect men to immediately get the point...
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Male 5,811
@OldOllie:

Or this.
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Male 219
If it means she shuts up permanently I`ll start a million-man-jiggle...just SHUT UP
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Male 2,344
I`m over here, I`m over there, I`m licking my own tits...

hahahaha, Jenna baby.
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Male 1,569
better dan rebecca black...
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Male 238
@jenmarbsucks Awesome name, glad you made it. and those douches commenting on his name and why he`s here...well he`s bored duh! Her useless videos take up much needed internet space so she shouldn`t waste our time unless she wants to do porn. Less talky talky, more naky naky.
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Male 958
Shes my penis captn...
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Male 15,832
Anybody remember this?
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Female 13
her tits arent big enough for her to reach.... unless she has a loong tongue
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Male 663
Haha I love jenna marbles. I`d do pretty much anything to/for her so shaking my wiener is nothing
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Male 234
Another video that would be better if she was topless and not talking/singing. Like EVERY OTHER VIDEO.
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Female 836
Wait... I have to comment again. See, here`s the thing that`s actually funnier than the video. See how many guys HATE THIS. Oh, see? See guys? THAT`S HOW IT FEELS WHEN SOMEONE SINGS ABOUT YOUR BODY PARTS. You`re not used to it, eh?

LOL, really, body parts are great. Sing about `em, male or female, but turn about IS fair play!
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Male 9
@gooch thanks i really am the worst kind of person. Hah. OK.
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Male 14,832
I`ll shake it for her if she`ll open wide and close her eyes.
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Male 10,339
@vegascartman: That Brooke Marks chick looks nothing like Jenna Marbles.
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Male 3,894
like, really. If she asked me to bounce my dick I probably would--especially if she wants to play with it. She`s a good lookin` chick and smart to boot.

...and that`s why it`s so hard to objectify men. We enjoy it.
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Male 3,894
Bleh, reversing it doesn`t work right. Sorry.
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Male 2,419
@patchgrabber
Apparently "make that dick twirl" cannot be replaced with "meatspin". Not only does it not rhyme or fill the same number of syllables, none of "make that dick meatspin", "make that meatspin", "make meatspin", or just "meatspin" work.
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Male 3,431
I think she`s effing awesome, solely because so many people hate her for making them feel like douche bags.
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Male 20
@jenmarbsucks It says her name in the title. If you don`t want to watch it then click another link. Nobody wants to see your annoying negative comments.
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Male 1,832
@jenmarbsucks, really? You really had nothing better to do with your time? Jesus tap dancing Christ! Its drating Christmas time! Go spend it with your family or something FFS! You are the worst kind of person.
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Female 1,181
lol my daughter heard this from the other room and thought it was justin beiber...
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Female 1,798
Good god, why is everyone hating on her so much? if you don`t like her videos, DON`T WATCH THEM. it`s really not that hard. frankly she`s made some good points in her uploads and this is simply turning the tables on men who objectify women and look at them as pieces of meat.

get off it already.
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Male 9
only reason i signed up for an iab account. stop posting this unfunny nonsense and giving her views.
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Female 1,205
she`s awesome. I like her, and this song is just as clever as any other rap song about women shaking their asses or whatever. Her stupid voice annoys me when she was talking about the video, but other than that I`ve seen worse and by people who take themselves seriously (Rebecca Black anyone?)
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Male 508
Please, don`t everyone run to the kitchen drawer for a knife to slit your wrists with at the same time. She`s just not worth the extra effort. With any luck she`ll take care of it for us and we`ll never have to suffer her on IMB again.
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Male 199
Yep, thats NOT Brooke Marks
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Female 836
LOL... men hate her! I like!
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Male 92
Who keeps posting her vids? Is she paying someone on the site to put these through? Has she got some dirt on you? Tell us now so we can bust. Just stop posting her pooty videos >.<
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Male 1,678
I`m about to go do a poo. I only mention this incase anyone wants to watch something much more clever and interesting than this be born into the world.
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Male 234
As usual with this kind of thing, they made it 2 times too long. Joke got stale about halfway.
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Male 734
In case nobody knew, she used to go by Brooke Marks...she did online porn.

http://www.break.com/user/brookemarks/
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Male 612
im really starting to think she is bankrolling this site, otherwise why is her garbage constantly posted?
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Male 5,194
[quote]Jenna Marbles proves that men can be shamelessly despised for having small dicks. [/quote]

Fixed.
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Male 3,322
When you make your living objectifying yourself, as Jenna does, you don`t get to complain about it.

Sorry, Jenna, but that`s just the way it is.
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Male 3,475
You suck!
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Male 1,051
Jenna Marbles? Must be a slow interesting virals day.
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Male 255
i`d bounce my dick.......off her lips.
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Female 1,798
I`m not a huge fan of Jenna, but I find it funny how you all are talking about how she`s nothing, or a one-hit-wonder..yet many of her videos get millions of views. just saying :p
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Male 1,455
Oh great, IAB is promoting Jenna Marbles...again.
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Male 2,419
i frigging _love_ jenna marbles...
and it`s about time someone made a vid like this.
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Male 1,011
if we wanted to see her crap, we would go to youtube
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Male 14,332
I bet she`s one of those club promoter sluts.
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Male 1,582
I laughed.. a little. The rest of the time I was creeped out.
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Male 3,425
She`s a one hit wonder, why are people still giving her attention? demonveteran is spot on.
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Male 14,332
If people didn`t want to bang her and she didn`t hang her tits out imagine how poor she`d be considering it this bimbos only skill.
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Male 238
guess she hasn`t realized that she will not get famous this way. only way for her to get famous is to do porn-you`re a pretty girl jenna, but noone wants to hear you talk so take off those clothes because the the pizza guy is coming...Bam Chikka Waa Waa!
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Male 100
i don`t even dislike jenna marbles and i couldn`t stand that
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Male 244
she is nothing. Like Kim Kardashian.
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Male 5,314
nope. stupid. i`m out.
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Male 5,811
[quote]make that dick twirl[/quote]

Apparently she hasn`t heard of meatspin...
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Female 27
Link: Jenna Marbles: Bounce That Dick [Rate Link] - Jenna Marbles proves that men can be shamelessly objectified too.
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