How To Be An Unarmed Badass In Skyrim

Submitted by: LoofahBoy 5 years ago in Games

""Smitting! It all about the smitting!"" NSFW language
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Male 321
And with a quick google search i`ve determined that bethesda has not stopped modding... http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/11/25/ skyrim-mods-the-20-best-so-far/ .. Delete the space before "skyrim"
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Male 321
@Angilion, Yeah it`s a port, but so what? It`s still a great game. If you can`t just relax and enjoy the game even though there aren`t any mods and you have to use the keyboard more when using the menu, then maybe you take it a bit too seriously. Video games are being viewed as more and more of a skill and less as a leisure activity. Just drati n` relax and play it, if it turns out to be something you don`t care for, then play something else. All you nit-picking "gamers" do by bitc hing all the time is annoy people who don`t need everything to conform to their own standards all the time. Do us all a favor and SHUT UP!
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Male 356
Angillion, try Steam.
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Male 149
ya know i play it, and it`s not THAT bad.
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Male 12,365
I would have bought Skyrim (I bought the others), but I don`t have a console and don`t want one.

And no, there isn`t a PC version. There`s an Xbox360 version that has been made to run on a PC, but that`s not the same thing at all. Normally, fans would rapidly mod it to make it closer to a PC version (i.e. do the developer`s job for them, for no pay), but thanks to Bethesda making the "PC" version something they continue to control after the customer has installed it on their PC, they can stop mods...and one of the first things they did was exactly that, after fans had modded away some of the worst of Bethesda`s failure to make a PC version.

I was looking forward to Skyrim, too. But not enough to buy a new platform because they couldn`t be bothered to either make a real PC version or allow fans to make one.

Bethesda used to make PC games, but then they took an arrow to the knee.
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Female 512
I got this game the other day...not sure if I could cope with all the titties in the world but what the heck...*goes off to be a badass*
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Male 1,582
Lol this was really funny!
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Female 2,674
The way he says pussy makes my skin crawl. And I`m a big fan of the word...
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Male 1,064
nice post, i was loling
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Female 1,386
<--- over 30. Plays Skyrim...
( ...and not some weak "low difficulty" version that some play because they have a hard time grappling with "hard" things like smithing,enchanting, alchemy or dealing with their perks. Just in case you might have been thinking it. :-P )

Sidenote: Do the Dark brotherhood chains all the way through... that`s is some messed up drat at the end. :/
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Male 510
The commentary is hilarious.
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Male 40,382
Omg, he`s punching a FOX! And a caribu!
@Batmanners: nice! I hope he takes your advice, eh? I may have to buy this game just to punch bears and foxes...

No one wants to be a walrus, oh! My sides are aching!
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Male 40,382
Pussy wolves! LOLZ!
I like his style! Only whimps need swords and such, just beat people senseless with your bare hands! Golden!
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Male 2,528
Yeah, I`m not too impressed with the graphics either.
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Male 934
"You`re a dentists worst nightmare." lol.
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Male 936
skyrim is a horrible game. the only thing worse is the graphics
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Male 526
you want to be this guy is about 98 pounds, with arms like straw, and has that characteristic nerd laugh? the ascent doesn`t work for him, and the cursing is really not needed. the video is too long, and all i see is constant punching. it`s not like there`s a technique to it.
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Male 4,004
"WTF is this Skyrim obsession all of a sudden, what is Skyrim? Is this one of these things that us over 30`s don`t get?"

No, that`s called an erection.

Skyrim is the most addicting game I`ve ever played, and if you watched the video, you might have noticed it was a video game.
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Male 4,004
Pfft, he totally forgot to make equipment to improve smithing and alchemy, max out enchanting, smithing and alchemy skills, and then use alchemy equipment to make smithing and enchanting potions, use an enchanting potion to make better smithing equipment, then go make your new equipment and then put on your smithing equipment and drink the smithing potion, then improve your new equipment to the max. Next go enchant everything (drink the enchanting potion) and add the unarmed damage to every piece of equipment you can.

This guy should have done better... Also, why Daedric gauntlets and not Dragonplate gauntlets?
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Male 772
@lukas1051: It`s funny in a very specific way. Some people like it, some people don`t. I laughed all the way through ^_^
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Male 3,425
I really don`t understand the obsession with watching nerds speak in silly accents and swear a lot while playing videogames.
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Male 219
@creamK: adding spikes to your guantlets does NOT count as armed fighting in the game...maybe do a little research before you look like a know-nothing tool. Oh, idiot.
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Male 1,526
:( swedish accent sucks.
Also, a dentists worst nightmare is everyone having healthy teeth. That way he/she would not be able to work.
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Male 987
The more videos I see about Skyrim the less I want to be associated with the kind of people who play it.
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Male 15,187
That`s the guy from FPSRussia right?
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Male 2,700
"WTF is this Skyrim obsession all of a sudden, what is Skyrim? Is this one of these things that us over 30`s don`t get?"

Plenty of us over 30 get what Skyrim is. Are you really allowing yourself to fall within a stereotype?
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Male 187
@zazuch
It`s pretty darn awesome.
@Fwoggie2
It`s an awesome game in the Elder Scrolls Series.

DAEDRIC ARMOUR FTW!
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Male 1,421
"#¤"#¤ that "#¤"#¤ bitch "#¤"#¤ and "#¤"#¤.. Annoying aas hell... Also, adding a metal spikes to your hand IS considered armed fighting.. Idiot.
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Male 286
The more i watch videos about skyrim the more i want to play it.


On another note that armor looks badass haha.
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Male 10,440
I peed in my pants a little from watching this. Brilliant.
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Male 1,803
WTF is this Skyrim obsession all of a sudden, what is Skyrim? Is this one of these things that us over 30`s don`t get?
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Male 176
Made my day ROFL
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Male 106
Too damned long a video to put up with a guy who talks like this dude.
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Male 3,301
Link: How To Be An Unarmed Badass In Skyrim [Rate Link] - ``Smitting! It all about the smitting!`` NSFW language
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