How Often Do You Go, I-A-B? [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Science

Something to think about...
There are 48 comments:
Male 185
should prolly divide these numbers by 2 if your packing protein
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Male 526
in my hands?
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Male 15,832
These must be stats for a hippo.
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Female 779
I go once a day :)
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Female 2,289
if you`re crapping more than twice a day, lay off the burritos.
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Male 198
Ha. I must be at -3 lbs. I go at least 3 or 4 times a day. Living the life
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Female 2,289
wow 9 pounds. time to get a bowel cleanse.
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Male 1,360
grams?
Kg?
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Male 6,227
That chart`s full of it.
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Male 15,187
Do girls that can prolapse their rectum get a negative score?
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Male 2,344
Once or twice a day.
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Female 4,086
i could have gone the rest of my life without seeing this particular graphic. thanks, IAB, for giving this old woman something else to concern myself with.
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Male 3,631
Waaay too much (I-A-B, that is)
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Male 15,510
Im eating pizza right now, so
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Male 2,085
twice a day is healthy
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Female 4,447
If you don`t eat much you don`t poo much. So every few days is no biggie. Right?
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Male 3,619
also, if you are freezing a lot, go take a dump! it`s just big wet goo in your belly that soaks up heat. wasted energy on waste trying to keep that stuff warm
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Male 2,855
this thread has been holding for eternity
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Male 5,314
at least twice a day
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Male 4,290
If the minimum was once a day, I must go too often.
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Female 4,359
this seems a bit weighty to me, fluid would seep out of it and be absorbed and excreeted through the bladder.
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Male 1,057
"Who actually weighs their poo?"

Seriously? How about weighing yourself before and after? Think that might work?
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Male 2,790
so, according to this chart, if you skipped a week you`d have 31.5 pounds of crap in you. i don`t think that`s right...
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Male 1,197
kerryfairy82
Female, 18-29, Europe
798 Posts Friday, December 30, 2011 12:01:17 PM
Ok so if you hold a crap in for 3 days, according to this you will lose pretty much a stone when you decide to dispatch it? Bullpoo

i have had some pretty epic poos! definatly bowlfillers
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Male 2,841
Who actually weighs their poo?
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Female 839
Ok so if you hold a crap in for 3 days, according to this you will lose pretty much a stone when you decide to dispatch it? Bullpoo
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Male 25,417
poooping is fun
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Female 9,562
I`ll poop 2 to 3 times a day and I`m fine with that.
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Male 2,441
I poop constantly. I rather enjoy my bathroom time; it is when I get to talk to you lovely people. It might be because I am very active (working out, running, etc.) so I eat and drink a lot to recover. But I`m not doctor.
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Male 510
ill adimt, i pooplike once every 2-3 days. but its never larger than about 5 pounds
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Female 8,006
Mm- problem is that just multiplies up- and the longer it is in you the more water is reabsorbed so I think this is unlikely......
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Male 259
I see what you did there, Madest.

I eat one or two meals a day, sometimes three. I always poop one more time than what I eat. Weird. Must be extra intestinal bacteria trying to escape.
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Female 6,381
Some people do it once every three days?! Gawd I hope I never walk into a can after they`ve just been there.
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Male 7,378
This is BS.
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Male 1,920
"carp every 3 hours it seems."

Damn that`s a lot of carp. They are going to be extinct.
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Male 1,920
Age of Kim Jong Il = 70
365*70 = 25,550 days
4.5lbs * 25,550 = 114,975lbs

Give or take as the 4.5lbs is most likely for an adult.
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Male 490
@Caretta same for me, but i have friends that eat 6000 calories a day and carp every 3 hours it seems.
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Male 540
Once every 2 or 3 days is plenty. But then, I usually only average a little over 1 meal per day, maybe that`s it.

Who has time for eating and pooping anyway? I have internets to look at.
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Male 1,920
I would`ve hated to be a pall-bearer for Kim Jong Il. He didn`t poo.
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Male 878
You mean there are people out there that hang on to their poo for three days? I`m quite shocked by that.
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Male 67
I poo at least twice a day. But I do it so I can be alone.
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Male 39,619

Every 3 days?
Who only poops every 3 days? It`d be a like a rock dropping out of you.
A really BIG rock.
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Male 3,301
Hmm, this is good to know; I always make sure to weigh myself after I drop a deuce.
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Male 19
TMI
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Female 843
This is...good to know?
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Male 299
Damn, poo`s heavy!
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Male 10,440
Why not just say 2kg per day?
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Male 1,620
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