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Date: 12/30/11 08:54 AM

48 Responses to How Often Do You Go, I-A-B? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 8:55 am
    Link: How Often Do You Go, I-A-B? - Something to think about...
  2. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 9:00 am
    Why not just say 2kg per day?
  3. Profile photo of ZackDark
    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 9:00 am
    Damn, poo`s heavy!
  4. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 9:05 am
    This is...good to know?
  5. Profile photo of pakalolo
    pakalolo Male 30-39
    19 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 9:07 am
    TMI
  6. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 9:16 am
    Hmm, this is good to know; I always make sure to weigh myself after I drop a deuce.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 9:16 am

    Every 3 days?
    Who only poops every 3 days? It`d be a like a rock dropping out of you.
    A really BIG rock.
  8. Profile photo of AWESOMEBOT
    AWESOMEBOT Male 30-39
    67 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 9:24 am
    I poo at least twice a day. But I do it so I can be alone.
  9. Profile photo of burbclaver
    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 9:27 am
    You mean there are people out there that hang on to their poo for three days? I`m quite shocked by that.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 9:48 am
    I would`ve hated to be a pall-bearer for Kim Jong Il. He didn`t poo.
  11. Profile photo of Caretta
    Caretta Male 18-29
    540 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 9:55 am
    Once every 2 or 3 days is plenty. But then, I usually only average a little over 1 meal per day, maybe that`s it.

    Who has time for eating and pooping anyway? I have internets to look at.
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 10:00 am
    @Caretta same for me, but i have friends that eat 6000 calories a day and carp every 3 hours it seems.
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 10:00 am
    Age of Kim Jong Il = 70
    365*70 = 25,550 days
    4.5lbs * 25,550 = 114,975lbs

    Give or take as the 4.5lbs is most likely for an adult.
  14. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 10:01 am
    "carp every 3 hours it seems."

    Damn that`s a lot of carp. They are going to be extinct.
  15. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 10:14 am
    This is BS.
  16. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 10:25 am
    Some people do it once every three days?! Gawd I hope I never walk into a can after they`ve just been there.
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    bigfatdynamo Male 30-39
    259 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 10:29 am
    I see what you did there, Madest.

    I eat one or two meals a day, sometimes three. I always poop one more time than what I eat. Weird. Must be extra intestinal bacteria trying to escape.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7618 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 10:41 am
    Mm- problem is that just multiplies up- and the longer it is in you the more water is reabsorbed so I think this is unlikely......
  19. Profile photo of the_phantom
    the_phantom Male 18-29
    510 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 10:41 am
    ill adimt, i pooplike once every 2-3 days. but its never larger than about 5 pounds
  20. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 10:47 am
    I poop constantly. I rather enjoy my bathroom time; it is when I get to talk to you lovely people. It might be because I am very active (working out, running, etc.) so I eat and drink a lot to recover. But I`m not doctor.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9260 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 11:02 am
    I`ll poop 2 to 3 times a day and I`m fine with that.
  22. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 11:13 am
    poooping is fun
  23. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 12:01 pm
    Ok so if you hold a crap in for 3 days, according to this you will lose pretty much a stone when you decide to dispatch it? Bullpoo
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    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    Who actually weighs their poo?
  25. Profile photo of Selous
    Selous Male 30-39
    1197 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 1:12 pm
    kerryfairy82
    Female, 18-29, Europe
    798 Posts Friday, December 30, 2011 12:01:17 PM
    Ok so if you hold a crap in for 3 days, according to this you will lose pretty much a stone when you decide to dispatch it? Bullpoo

    i have had some pretty epic poos! definatly bowlfillers
  26. Profile photo of cyborg
    cyborg Male 13-17
    2790 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 1:42 pm
    so, according to this chart, if you skipped a week you`d have 31.5 pounds of crap in you. i don`t think that`s right...
  27. Profile photo of nettech98
    nettech98 Male 50-59
    1043 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 2:07 pm
    "Who actually weighs their poo?"

    Seriously? How about weighing yourself before and after? Think that might work?
  28. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 2:12 pm
    this seems a bit weighty to me, fluid would seep out of it and be absorbed and excreeted through the bladder.
  29. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 2:16 pm
    If the minimum was once a day, I must go too often.
  30. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 2:58 pm
    at least twice a day
  31. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 4:21 pm
    this thread has been holding for eternity
  32. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    also, if you are freezing a lot, go take a dump! it`s just big wet goo in your belly that soaks up heat. wasted energy on waste trying to keep that stuff warm
  33. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 4:25 pm
    If you don`t eat much you don`t poo much. So every few days is no biggie. Right?
  34. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 6:42 pm
    twice a day is healthy
  35. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 7:07 pm
    Im eating pizza right now, so
  36. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 7:15 pm
    Waaay too much (I-A-B, that is)
  37. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3886 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    i could have gone the rest of my life without seeing this particular graphic. thanks, IAB, for giving this old woman something else to concern myself with.
  38. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    December 31, 2011 at 2:39 am
    Once or twice a day.
  39. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14656 posts
    December 31, 2011 at 3:36 am
    Do girls that can prolapse their rectum get a negative score?
  40. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 31, 2011 at 4:19 am
    That chart`s full of it.
  41. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    December 31, 2011 at 6:23 am
    grams?
    Kg?
  42. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    December 31, 2011 at 7:42 am
    wow 9 pounds. time to get a bowel cleanse.
  43. Profile photo of daverazor
    daverazor Male 50-59
    198 posts
    December 31, 2011 at 7:58 am
    Ha. I must be at -3 lbs. I go at least 3 or 4 times a day. Living the life
  44. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    December 31, 2011 at 8:09 am
    if you`re crapping more than twice a day, lay off the burritos.
  45. Profile photo of jadedtortois
    jadedtortois Female 18-29
    779 posts
    December 31, 2011 at 11:51 am
    I go once a day :)
  46. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 31, 2011 at 8:45 pm
    These must be stats for a hippo.
  47. Profile photo of PhotoKing
    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    January 2, 2012 at 5:17 am
    in my hands?
  48. Profile photo of asurazero
    asurazero Male 18-29
    185 posts
    January 7, 2012 at 3:04 pm
    should prolly divide these numbers by 2 if your packing protein

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