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Date: 12/01/11 03:19 PM

27 Responses to Here Doesn`t Come Santa Claus!

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Link: Here Doesn`t Come Santa Claus! - Here`s a memory for the kiddies!
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    xelous Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 3:27 pm
    Haha, Santa is bald!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    I was expecting to see him drop, but that would have been traumatizing for the kids. Sorry kiddies, no presents this year....Santa is dead.
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    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 3:34 pm
    Ho Ho. fail!
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    Jayno Male 18-29
    176 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 3:47 pm
    Beards, capes... bad ideas
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    Ruffiana Male 30-39
    506 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 4:17 pm
    Cut the damn line! He`s fat...he`ll bounce!
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 5:11 pm
    You better watch out!
    You better not scream!
    You better not stay, I`m tellin you why!
    Santa Flaws is comin, to the mall!

    His breath doth reek of rum!
    He`s hopped up on cocaine!
    He`s head is in the worst place ever so staw away for goodness sake!
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    NILE12 Male 18-29
    157 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 5:19 pm
    like a man
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    GasMaskKid Male 18-29
    694 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    i started laughing when she told the kids to sing
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36697 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 8:27 pm

    @ Cajun - I hope you can sing well `cause your song writing skills suck.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32844 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 8:41 pm
    Poor kids who had to witness this!
    A fail of epic proportions.
    And he never once said "HO HO HO" to boot!
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 10:11 pm
    Again, Claus is Santa. Clause is a pooty Tim Allen movie. Did no one else notice the first time around?
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 11:00 pm
    "Haha, Santa is bald!"

    Yeah, why`d you think he`s wearing a wig?
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    bolle54 Male 18-29
    71 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 11:29 pm
    nice sante klaus is from us in europe its calles "sinter klaas" and coms on 6 december but no usa makes its there product.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 5:59 am
    Total. Epic. Fail.
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    blk954 Male 30-39
    182 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 6:30 am
    Forget Santa - someone needs to slap that big mouthed bitch on the microphone. What an annoying whore.
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 6:34 am
    @Gerry

    I`m workin on it but thanks for the input :P
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    blckhawk1234 Male 18-29
    518 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 6:56 am
    @blk954

    I hope you don`t reproduce.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 8:01 am
    @bolle54

    WTF are you whining about??
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    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 9:25 am
    You sir, are fired.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 10:36 am
    bolle54,

    Step 1) Stop typing with your face.
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    angelo0317 Male 18-29
    331 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 11:04 am
    HO HO HO? More like HA HA HA

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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 11:02 pm
    Wow, I`m sure there`s at least 1 scissor lift in that mall somewhere... "Hey Satan Clause, hang out there for a minute while I go get the scissor lift..."
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 1:35 am
    Here comes Santa Claus!
    Here comes Santa Claus!
    Rappelling down a rope!
    Loud mouthed bitch
    on the microphone
    is talking like a dope!
    Fat man`s swinging,
    Children singing,
    The beard is snarled up and white.
    Hang your heads
    And say your prayers
    `Cause Santa got tangled up tight.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3853 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    a few years before i moved to this tiny little town, one of the local merchants hung a life-size santa from a hangman`s noose over the front door of his establishment. the townspeople made him take it down.

    i, for one, would have LOVED to see something like that.
  26. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 4:01 pm
    uht bolle54

    Das computermachine ist nicht designen fuer typen mit das facensmaschin. Amerikan noel ist fonded on die liturgicischen festin of Krist ein 364 CE. Now halten en sprachen sie gibberisch und lernt to sprachen sie guht Englisch!
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    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    December 4, 2011 at 5:47 pm
    with all that grace and magic that is santa.

    poor guy, love the nike. it`s kind of funny how no one tried to help the guy but to instead distract the kids.

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