Here Doesn`t Come Santa Claus!

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 5 years ago in Funny

Here"s a memory for the kiddies!
There are 27 comments:
Male 526
with all that grace and magic that is santa.

poor guy, love the nike. it`s kind of funny how no one tried to help the guy but to instead distract the kids.
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Male 10,855
uht bolle54

Das computermachine ist nicht designen fuer typen mit das facensmaschin. Amerikan noel ist fonded on die liturgicischen festin of Krist ein 364 CE. Now halten en sprachen sie gibberisch und lernt to sprachen sie guht Englisch!
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Female 4,086
a few years before i moved to this tiny little town, one of the local merchants hung a life-size santa from a hangman`s noose over the front door of his establishment. the townspeople made him take it down.

i, for one, would have LOVED to see something like that.
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Male 5,194
Here comes Santa Claus!
Here comes Santa Claus!
Rappelling down a rope!
Loud mouthed bitch
on the microphone
is talking like a dope!
Fat man`s swinging,
Children singing,
The beard is snarled up and white.
Hang your heads
And say your prayers
`Cause Santa got tangled up tight.
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Male 3,909
Wow, I`m sure there`s at least 1 scissor lift in that mall somewhere... "Hey Satan Clause, hang out there for a minute while I go get the scissor lift..."
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Male 331
HO HO HO? More like HA HA HA

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Male 4,594
bolle54,

Step 1) Stop typing with your face.
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Male 2,690
You sir, are fired.
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Male 14,332
@bolle54

WTF are you whining about??
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Male 518
@blk954

I hope you don`t reproduce.
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Male 10,855
@Gerry

I`m workin on it but thanks for the input :P
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Male 185
Forget Santa - someone needs to slap that big mouthed bitch on the microphone. What an annoying whore.
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Male 2,552
Total. Epic. Fail.
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Male 71
nice sante klaus is from us in europe its calles "sinter klaas" and coms on 6 december but no usa makes its there product.
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Male 1,569
"Haha, Santa is bald!"

Yeah, why`d you think he`s wearing a wig?
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Male 2,034
Again, Claus is Santa. Clause is a pooty Tim Allen movie. Did no one else notice the first time around?
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Male 37,697
Poor kids who had to witness this!
A fail of epic proportions.
And he never once said "HO HO HO" to boot!
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Male 38,457

@ Cajun - I hope you can sing well `cause your song writing skills suck.
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Male 694
i started laughing when she told the kids to sing
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Male 157
like a man
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Male 10,855
You better watch out!
You better not scream!
You better not stay, I`m tellin you why!
Santa Flaws is comin, to the mall!

His breath doth reek of rum!
He`s hopped up on cocaine!
He`s head is in the worst place ever so staw away for goodness sake!
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Male 506
Cut the damn line! He`s fat...he`ll bounce!
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Male 176
Beards, capes... bad ideas
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Male 439
Ho Ho. fail!
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Male 11,740
I was expecting to see him drop, but that would have been traumatizing for the kids. Sorry kiddies, no presents this year....Santa is dead.
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Male 2,513
Haha, Santa is bald!
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Female 8,044
Link: Here Doesn`t Come Santa Claus! [Rate Link] - Here`s a memory for the kiddies!
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