Have A Very Courtney Stodden Christmas [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Weird

It"s everyone"s favorite bat-s#1t crazy child bride that married a bit-player on LOST. Merry Christmas, one and all.
Credits: Egotastic
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Female 246
Thats one Jolly Santa
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Male 2,690
Is she supposed to be attractive? :/
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Male 3,369
2TKD Master: You can find chicks that look exactly like her at your local titty bar. have fun.
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Female 91
Yeah they are married - but I bet you all a million quid he hasn`t touched her, its all a big publicity thing. He`ll tuck her up in her room at night and go to his and they are going to whore themselves out for attention by pretending otherwise for as long as they can get away it.
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Female 2,674
Wow. I can`t believe she`s barely 18... what with the shiny red 90`s bikini, cheap blond hair and tan she looks a cool 45.
Never been a fan of the whole Hustler Christmas thing. Humbug :)
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Male 2,419
WesleyV78,
if you heard her "speak" you`d understand why she`s been ridden like a rodeoclown...
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Male 6,737
"I`ll say this for her: She has a spectacular pair of legs. Unfortunately, that pretty much exhausts my available kind words."

Trudat.
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Male 4,793
"Have A Very Courtney Stodden Christmas"

God i`d love to..
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Male 320
I hope she doesn`t leave a stain on the santa suit. That`ll cost extra.
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Male 139
Damn she isn`t underage, that`s a load of horse bullocks.
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Male 6,227
I`ll say this for her: She has a spectacular pair of legs. Unfortunately, that pretty much exhausts my available kind words.
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Male 144
Who is she? And seriously, if she is not even eighteen, she has been rode hard, sir. Very hard.
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Male 1,231
Typical daily mail reader comments ahoy if you follow Twist13`s link. Just googled her cos I`d never heard of her before, and she`s married to a 51 year old??? Seriously? She`s going to be drated up bad poo crazy Britney spears style by the time she`s 19...
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Male 39,953

17 years old. One more year until she does a Playboy spread.
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Male 3,894
@Steelgrid--I watched the clip where they "proved" her boobs to be real. Basically, the ultrasound showed that she had silicone in there, and they almost said so, but she was so insistent and b*tchy about how "They`re ALL NATURAL" that you could practically see them mentally saying "Telling the truth isn`t worth the hell this girl will rain down upon us. Fine, they`re real."
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Male 94
notice it`s the 70+ guy that finds the complete set...lol just saying
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Male 3,894
*shrugs* good for him--she`s got an insanely nice body. Even if her boobs are fake.
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Male 2,700
Isnt this whore 17? What parent in their right mind lets their daughter do this shhit.

But on the counterpoint, she charges more per screw than I will probably ever make.
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Male 2,700
I dont know if its the plastic blond hair, the fake tits, or the whole "Im a whore" gait, but I find this wholly unattractive. yeah I know her boobs were "Proved" to be real, but im still not buying it.

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Male 608
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Male 2,841
CYBERDYNE knows whats up.
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Male 4,902
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Male 594
Ho, Ho, Ho!
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Male 6,227
Is that What`s-his-face, her husband, in the Santa outfit? (Yes, I`m too lazy to Google it. Sue me.)
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Male 1,620
Link: Have A Very Courtney Stodden Christmas [Pic] [Rate Link] - It`s everyone`s favorite bat-s#1t crazy child bride that married a bit-player on LOST. Merry Christmas, one and all.
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