Every Office`s Honest Xmas Party Invitation [Pic]

Submitted by: hole_rocks89 5 years ago in Funny

I just went to my company Christmas party last weekend--this invitation is so accurate.
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Female 3,001
yepp, good times
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Male 1,360
Mine is tonight, in a museum-farm lost in countryside and some argentinian co-workers are organising a BBQ for 60 people, buses will be available so I`ll probably be drunk "como una cuba". And I hope I won`t run in on my boss sniffing cocaine in the bathroom like last year.
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Male 12,138
Yep, I had mine today. And it was just as described above.
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Male 46
nailed it
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Female 2,674
My last office holiday party only served like 3 sushi rolls and a buttload of booze. We all got hammered... I madeout with one of the interns in the elevator and then puked my guts up at home, like a professional and a lady.

Good. Times.
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Male 5,811
They wanted $50 a head for my work`s "holiday" party this year. How ridiculous.
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Male 1,569
@numbereight, Ok, thanks for sharing your fantasys
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Male 4,902
If only I worked for a company that gave a sh*t about it`s employees.
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Male 77
i like my christmas work do`s, free drink, free food, and everyone i work with is hilarious. plus this year we`re going out on the bosses yacht! sailing, drinking and eating the afternoon away :D
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Female 1,380
Home Depot xmas parties are always fun imo (although I never really remember). We had ours at a hotel which kept me from the dui portion. I didn`t know some places had mandatory holiday parties kinda defeats the purpose.
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Male 267
Just had mine today at a Chinese buffet during work hours. Free food and some time off work. One guy had a beer and got sent home cuz boss thought it wasn`t a good idea to go work on trucks after.
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Male 2,436
Mine is on Saturday. Free food, open bar, cash give-aways. I`m still not going.
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Male 33
love the egg nog one.
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Male 40,734
We got free food! FOOD! So 2/3 of us showed up. I ran away when the kareoke machine was switched on...
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Female 3,696
Mine wasn`t mandatory and apparantly not many people showed up. I already had plans so I bounced to get shizzied with my friends downtoon instead.
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Male 1,582
LOLOLOLOL

Fortunately, we take our party right after lunch, which is catered, and we get paid for the party. Most of us are all good friends, and just play video games during the party. No one really stays more than an hour.
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Female 3,726
Oh yes, my mandatory fun party is on Friday....woohoo good times :/
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Female 1,386
Honesty around the holidays? Is...is such a thing possible?
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Female 9,572
Love it.
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Female 353
Link: Every Office`s Honest Xmas Party Invitation [Pic] [Rate Link] - I just went to my company Christmas party last weekend--this invitation is so accurate.
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