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Date: 12/20/11 10:15 AM

24 Responses to ESPN On Kim Jong-il`s Death [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 9:41 am
    Link: ESPN On Kim Jong-il`s Death - Seems like something you`d see in The Onion, but Jong-il actually claimed this. Kim Jong-il fans will remember this feat
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    dm2754 Male 40-49
    3347 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 10:23 am
    well, it is sport news too
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    RPossum Male 30-39
    1095 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 10:26 am
    Why not call it an even 20 holes-in-ones on an 18 hole golf course.

    Just as believable.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9252 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 10:29 am
    Where have all the good sports writers gone?
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 10:30 am
    Pulled straight from the official state records.
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 10:32 am
    That`s quite funny. Don`t get me wrong, the man makes Hitler look like an angel, but that is nevertheless quite funny.
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    M_Archer Male 18-29
    525 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 10:40 am
    Citizen: Wait, I watched that game--didn`t he score fifty over par...*vaporized*

    All: GREATEST GOLFER EVER!
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    ATL1EN Male 18-29
    622 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 10:45 am
    lmao im sure he had his lil china men run around and pick up his balls and put it in the hole for him.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 10:56 am
    He also apparently flew down from heaven or some poo like that.
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    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 10:56 am
    China, ATL1EN? Really?
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    lukas1051 Male 18-29
    3426 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 11:02 am
    The world is a much more boring place with the death of this man. A better place, but a place devoid of humorous gems.
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    RPossum Male 30-39
    1095 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 11:10 am
    That`s nothing, I just won a NASCAR race...on foot.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 11:13 am
    He was so awesome. *cries*
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 11:19 am
    Jackie Chan was a great golfer too ??? ;)
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 11:23 am
    No, not China- Chinamen. *Everyone* knows North Korea is just crawling with Chinamen.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 11:39 am
    Stop being jealous.
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 12:09 pm
    All 17 of his bodyguards testified that he shot 11 holes-in-one. Seems pretty conclusive to me...
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    burbclaver Male 50-59
    878 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 12:10 pm
    You`re all just so cynical. It COULD happen.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 12:16 pm
    I bet the Food Network is going to run a story about how he created the hamburger.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    "All 17 of his bodyguards testified that he shot 11 holes-in-one. Seems pretty conclusive to me..."

    You... you know what happened there right?

    I think you are being sarcastic... but it is rather hard to tell via interwebs..
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 1:54 pm
    Those idiots in the DPRK will just hold this up as a banner and proclaim it "proof" that Kim Jung was teh miracle-mans.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 2:03 pm
    Yeah, well at least Kim Jong- Il wasn`t the best golfer in the world, then banged some woman and ended up sucking at golf...
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 2:44 pm
    Talk about overcompensating, his penis must have been literally microscopic.
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    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    December 20, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    @TKD_Master, I think he`s being as sarcastic as one can get in the internet...

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