ESPN On Kim Jong-il`s Death [Pic]

Submitted by: Inter237 5 years ago Funny

Seems like something you"d see in The Onion, but Jong-il actually claimed this. Kim Jong-il fans will remember this feat
There are 24 comments:
Male 812
@TKD_Master, I think he`s being as sarcastic as one can get in the internet...
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Male 4,902
Talk about overcompensating, his penis must have been literally microscopic.
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Male 1,010
Yeah, well at least Kim Jong- Il wasn`t the best golfer in the world, then banged some woman and ended up sucking at golf...
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Male 5,194
Those idiots in the DPRK will just hold this up as a banner and proclaim it "proof" that Kim Jung was teh miracle-mans.
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Male 4,793
"All 17 of his bodyguards testified that he shot 11 holes-in-one. Seems pretty conclusive to me..."

You... you know what happened there right?

I think you are being sarcastic... but it is rather hard to tell via interwebs..
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Male 5,811
I bet the Food Network is going to run a story about how he created the hamburger.
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Male 878
You`re all just so cynical. It COULD happen.
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Male 4,290
All 17 of his bodyguards testified that he shot 11 holes-in-one. Seems pretty conclusive to me...
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Male 1,678
Stop being jealous.
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Male 1,540
No, not China- Chinamen. *Everyone* knows North Korea is just crawling with Chinamen.
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Male 1,810
Jackie Chan was a great golfer too ??? ;)
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Male 6,737
He was so awesome. *cries*
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Male 1,122
That`s nothing, I just won a NASCAR race...on foot.
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Male 3,425
The world is a much more boring place with the death of this man. A better place, but a place devoid of humorous gems.
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Female 2,674
China, ATL1EN? Really?
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Female 2,674
He also apparently flew down from heaven or some poo like that.
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Male 622
lmao im sure he had his lil china men run around and pick up his balls and put it in the hole for him.
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Male 525
Citizen: Wait, I watched that game--didn`t he score fifty over par...*vaporized*

All: GREATEST GOLFER EVER!
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Male 1,803
That`s quite funny. Don`t get me wrong, the man makes Hitler look like an angel, but that is nevertheless quite funny.
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Male 10,845
Pulled straight from the official state records.
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Female 9,400
Where have all the good sports writers gone?
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Male 1,122
Why not call it an even 20 holes-in-ones on an 18 hole golf course.

Just as believable.
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Male 3,577
well, it is sport news too
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Male 2,441
Link: ESPN On Kim Jong-il`s Death [Pic] [Rate Link] - Seems like something you`d see in The Onion, but Jong-il actually claimed this. Kim Jong-il fans will remember this feat
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