Douche-iest Music Video Of The Week: These Guys

Submitted by: goog! 5 years ago in Entertainment

It"s hard to tell if these Alternate Reality is really this bad or being ironic. Something tells me really this bad.
There are 54 comments:
Male 6
The Irony is it has more intrinsic entertainment value in it`s seemingly self-parody nature. In other words, it is funnier because they look like they are making fun of the exact thing they are taking seriously. :)
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Male 3,147
How very very 1970`s....a rock song about king arthur.

A quick rule of thumb for them though is that if you have to have someone try and explain what the song is about for over a minute and a half before you start singing it.... it`s poo.
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Male 237
I was kinda expecting to see it develop into a porn movie based on the acting skills demonstrated in the first 30 seconds.
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Male 22
I think its sweet he let his dad play the drums
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Male 1,064
2:15 was the weakest poo i`ve ever heard from a metal singer
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Male 2,167
Worst singer in the history of singing.Average bar band.The opening was poor.They should have hired actors and a band.
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Male 1,737
If you have to explain what`s about to happen in a music video, you just failed before you even started.

I did make it to the music, it was terrible. Should of put a little more time in the studio cleaning the sound up.
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Male 2,737
I`m a metal head. That was just embarrassing. The chicks are cute though.
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Male 802
Maybe I`m confused on my definition of douche-iest. This is definitely silly and lame but LARPers usually fall into the nerdiest category.
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Male 1,151
lead singers make the band... and break them
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Male 64
DID ANYONE ELSE EVEN GET TO THE MUSIC?
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Male 37
so lame
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Male 1,686
"stunning"?
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Male 405
Didn`t Spinal Tap do something like this?
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Female 536
I see what you`re saying about 2:16
My reaction- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH??!?!?!?"

Most metal part- around 4:42. For sure.
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Male 392
Aww.. The LARPers think they are Metal. Isn`t that cute.
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Male 480
HOLY poo!!! That`s Squires Castle in the Cleveland Metroparks! I`ve been there a million times!
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Male 1,397
They should re-make this. With just the girls and none of the blokes!
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Male 299
That wasn`t as bad as you all led me to believe...

Sure, it`s tacky as hell, but I`m sure a few of you would`ve given anything to do something like that 15 years ago.

Thing is, I-a-B spoils us with the good stuff...
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Male 249
I don`t know if it`s on the map>>
METAL MAP
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Male 37,815
Dreadful, is that an option? Nice to see the ladies in their fancy costumes though...
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Male 98
I vote for ironic.
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Male 256
Did that just happen? What is this? Nerd metal?
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Male 1,421
Just like Deutsh, Dutch and Belgian trashbands in the mid to late 80`s.. The same awful hall reverb overdone, songs that are awful and instrument handling that suck just a little, all the time.. No big mistakes, it just sucks.
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Female 843
That could have been so great. Oh well...

I had to go back and listen to how she said "reality". Re-AL-i-TEEEEE haha
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Male 76
...for some reason they sounded kind of like metallicas new poo, which made we reminisce of the song "the thing that should not be".
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Male 231
Nothing douchey about the narrator`s ta-tas. Oh, wait, the song started....
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Male 249
Timmy!!
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Female 4,359
this is what happens when you allow larpers to play musical instruments. that was truely awful.
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Male 411
what do we call this? I am coining the phrase "Druid-rock"....
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Male 2,345
this may be as bad as Friday...
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Female 1,356
I like that part where the girls were choking each other. blonde chick looked serious too.
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Male 2,199
very basic guitar riffs, repetitive drum beats, terrible lyrics, and a bass that just follows the lead note by note... very amateur band...
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Male 2,033
Wow the lead singer is just....bad. The rest of the band, although uninspired, aren`t terrible.
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Male 14,334
@2:16 min

AHHHHH HAHAHAH!!! ROFL indeed.
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Male 1,582
The music is suitable for the genre, but the lead singer is major fail for metal.
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Male 551
I liked the first girl...
That`s all
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Male 1,471
the wtf is strong in this one...
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Male 422
There doing something right! That chick in the beginnings tits rocked!!!!!
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Male 38,491

It can`t be very good metal because I understood all the words.
And they have short hair so... Metal Fail
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Male 1,810
Hahaha !! The people who made this video, they`re doing it wrong :D !
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Female 9
I`m glad to see Brendon, Jason and Melissa are still getting work.
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Female 193
The sad thing is that someone actually encouraged these guys to do this.
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Male 1,526
No amount of video effects would ever make this remotely ok.
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Male 453
Wait....I can`t decide until Simon Cowell chimes in.
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Male 267
Definitely cant be serious. I refuse to give up on humanity..

Although everyone here`s willingness to believe it was real so easily is a grim sign.
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Male 341
my poo has more talent then these foos.
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Male 554
Make it stop! Jeez, that was just total pooE! Who in their right mind would say to these guys " that was awesome, good work fella`s, this vid is going to get you signed" ?
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Female 4,447
Well, that was completely terrible.
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Female 114
that was horrible.... who sings about camelot and wants to be famous anyway??
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Male 514
this is cheese and I like metal
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Male 10,440
Can someone tell me where the babe is? I`m not watching this video otherwise.
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Male 320
Link: Douche-iest Music Video Of The Week: These Guys [Rate Link] - It`s hard to tell if these Alternate Reality is really this bad or being ironic. Something tells me really this bad.
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