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Date: 12/02/11 04:11 PM

54 Responses to Douche-iest Music Video Of The Week: These Guys

  1. Profile photo of goog!
    goog! Male 13-17
    320 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    Link: Douche-iest Music Video Of The Week: These Guys - It`s hard to tell if these Alternate Reality is really this bad or being ironic. Something tells me really this bad.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 4:26 pm
    Can someone tell me where the babe is? I`m not watching this video otherwise.
  3. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 4:59 pm
    this is cheese and I like metal
  4. Profile photo of Kaylen226
    Kaylen226 Female 18-29
    114 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 5:08 pm
    that was horrible.... who sings about camelot and wants to be famous anyway??
  5. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 5:10 pm
    Well, that was completely terrible.
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    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 5:21 pm
    Make it stop! Jeez, that was just total pooE! Who in their right mind would say to these guys " that was awesome, good work fella`s, this vid is going to get you signed" ?
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    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 5:37 pm
    my poo has more talent then these foos.
  8. Profile photo of nijd
    nijd Male 18-29
    267 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 5:55 pm
    Definitely cant be serious. I refuse to give up on humanity..

    Although everyone here`s willingness to believe it was real so easily is a grim sign.
  9. Profile photo of ExtraCredit
    ExtraCredit Male 50-59
    451 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 6:11 pm
    Wait....I can`t decide until Simon Cowell chimes in.
  10. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 6:13 pm
    No amount of video effects would ever make this remotely ok.
  11. Profile photo of mar95789
    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 6:26 pm
    The sad thing is that someone actually encouraged these guys to do this.
  12. Profile photo of Cadet42
    Cadet42 Female 18-29
    9 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 6:35 pm
    I`m glad to see Brendon, Jason and Melissa are still getting work.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 6:48 pm
    Hahaha !! The people who made this video, they`re doing it wrong :D !
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36691 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 6:57 pm

    It can`t be very good metal because I understood all the words.
    And they have short hair so... Metal Fail
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    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    There doing something right! That chick in the beginnings tits rocked!!!!!
  16. Profile photo of Kain1
    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    the wtf is strong in this one...
  17. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 8:02 pm
    I liked the first girl...
    That`s all
  18. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    The music is suitable for the genre, but the lead singer is major fail for metal.
  19. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 8:57 pm
    @2:16 min

    AHHHHH HAHAHAH!!! ROFL indeed.
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    SlothOfDoom Male 30-39
    2033 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 9:09 pm
    Wow the lead singer is just....bad. The rest of the band, although uninspired, aren`t terrible.
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    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 9:19 pm
    very basic guitar riffs, repetitive drum beats, terrible lyrics, and a bass that just follows the lead note by note... very amateur band...
  22. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
    1356 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 10:17 pm
    I like that part where the girls were choking each other. blonde chick looked serious too.
  23. Profile photo of whodat6484
    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 10:21 pm
    The Misfits - Die Die My Darling
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 11:15 pm
    this may be as bad as Friday...
  25. Profile photo of MightyPeanut
    MightyPeanut Male 30-39
    411 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 12:12 am
    what do we call this? I am coining the phrase "Druid-rock"....
  26. Profile photo of emmettyville
    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 1:52 am
    this is what happens when you allow larpers to play musical instruments. that was truely awful.
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    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 1:55 am
    Timmy!!
  28. Profile photo of drogue
    drogue Male 40-49
    231 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 2:48 am
    Nothing douchey about the narrator`s ta-tas. Oh, wait, the song started....
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    ccalhoun86 Male 18-29
    76 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 4:04 am
    ...for some reason they sounded kind of like metallicas new poo, which made we reminisce of the song "the thing that should not be".
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 5:12 am
    That could have been so great. Oh well...

    I had to go back and listen to how she said "reality". Re-AL-i-TEEEEE haha
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    CreamK Male 40-49
    1423 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 5:19 am
    Just like Deutsh, Dutch and Belgian trashbands in the mid to late 80`s.. The same awful hall reverb overdone, songs that are awful and instrument handling that suck just a little, all the time.. No big mistakes, it just sucks.
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    SaintsFan Male 30-39
    256 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 5:24 am
    Did that just happen? What is this? Nerd metal?
  33. Profile photo of bigkkm
    bigkkm Male 50-59
    98 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 6:18 am
    I vote for ironic.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 6:27 am
    Dreadful, is that an option? Nice to see the ladies in their fancy costumes though...
  35. Profile photo of heavypred
    heavypred Male 30-39
    249 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 6:49 am
    I don`t know if it`s on the map>>
    METAL MAP
  36. Profile photo of ZackDark
    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 7:01 am
    That wasn`t as bad as you all led me to believe...

    Sure, it`s tacky as hell, but I`m sure a few of you would`ve given anything to do something like that 15 years ago.

    Thing is, I-a-B spoils us with the good stuff...
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    furrything Male 50-59
    1340 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 8:10 am
    They should re-make this. With just the girls and none of the blokes!
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    imaguitargod Male 18-29
    480 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 8:15 am
    HOLY poo!!! That`s Squires Castle in the Cleveland Metroparks! I`ve been there a million times!
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    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    392 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 11:13 am
    Aww.. The LARPers think they are Metal. Isn`t that cute.
  40. Profile photo of Berenice
    Berenice Female 13-17
    536 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    I see what you`re saying about 2:16
    My reaction- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH??!?!?!?"

    Most metal part- around 4:42. For sure.
  41. Profile photo of MrHoobToYou
    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 12:56 pm
    Didn`t Spinal Tap do something like this?
  42. Profile photo of earthshone
    earthshone Male 18-29
    1688 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 8:11 pm
    "stunning"?
  43. Profile photo of Qwase
    Qwase Male 18-29
    37 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 9:23 pm
    so lame
  44. Profile photo of Shaunoli
    Shaunoli Male 30-39
    64 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    DID ANYONE ELSE EVEN GET TO THE MUSIC?
  45. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
    1053 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 11:03 pm
    lead singers make the band... and break them
  46. Profile photo of Enjin
    Enjin Male 30-39
    802 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 11:11 pm
    Maybe I`m confused on my definition of douche-iest. This is definitely silly and lame but LARPers usually fall into the nerdiest category.
  47. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    December 4, 2011 at 5:24 am
    I`m a metal head. That was just embarrassing. The chicks are cute though.
  48. Profile photo of EgalM
    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    December 4, 2011 at 7:30 am
    If you have to explain what`s about to happen in a music video, you just failed before you even started.

    I did make it to the music, it was terrible. Should of put a little more time in the studio cleaning the sound up.
  49. Profile photo of Zeegrr60
    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    December 4, 2011 at 10:06 am
    Worst singer in the history of singing.Average bar band.The opening was poor.They should have hired actors and a band.
  50. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    December 4, 2011 at 10:13 am
    2:15 was the weakest poo i`ve ever heard from a metal singer
  51. Profile photo of wheelybin25
    wheelybin25 Male 40-49
    22 posts
    December 4, 2011 at 11:30 am
    I think its sweet he let his dad play the drums
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    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 4:42 am
    I was kinda expecting to see it develop into a porn movie based on the acting skills demonstrated in the first 30 seconds.
  53. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 11:04 am
    How very very 1970`s....a rock song about king arthur.

    A quick rule of thumb for them though is that if you have to have someone try and explain what the song is about for over a minute and a half before you start singing it.... it`s poo.
  54. Profile photo of JTGuess
    JTGuess Male 30-39
    6 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 6:34 pm
    The Irony is it has more intrinsic entertainment value in it`s seemingly self-parody nature. In other words, it is funnier because they look like they are making fun of the exact thing they are taking seriously. :)

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