Don`t Believe Mainstream Media... [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Misc

Santa Claus is as black as Wesley Snipes.
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Male 2,860
@LazyMe484 ".. mohammad was bright pink."

Please expand on this, with the use of illustrations.
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Male 15,510
I have always imagine him green
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Male 25,416
k then...
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Female 40
He can imagine any ficticious characters to be whatever colour he wants. Bless his immaturity.
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Male 1,595
@Lawndartsftw
NONONONononononono, don`t start this conversation here. Actually, in order to quell any future arguments and flame wars, read this before commenting off what lawndarts said.

Merry Christmas, and/or any other holiday you choose to celebrate.
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Male 1,810
Also, Christmas seems to make atheists cranky....just sayin`.
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Male 1,810
@ akabane. When I saw egyption, I thought Inception...and went wtf ???
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Male 3,059
Wow... As one of the IAB "old timers" I`ll just point out that the quote referenced here was from a scene in the old "Welcome Back Kotter" sitcom.

It was a Christmas episode, from 1976 or 1977 I believe. The Freddie "Boom-Boom" Washington character (played by Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs) entered the Sweathog`s classroom wearing a Hawaiian shirt, and straw hat and singing something along the lines of:

"I don`t care what de white man say, Santa Claus, he a Black man"...

Judging from the late 70`s-esque fro, and pure late 70`s outfit, I`d say the guy in the pic is from that era, same as the TV show.
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Male 10,440
I believe Santa Claus is florescent orange.

Also jeusus was sky blue and mohammad was bright pink.
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Male 1,093
Jesus is jewish, not arab. He was from the family of isaac, not ismail. Also, there isnt a black race in the middle east, just in countries that prompt racism. Go to egypt and you`ll see that you have the lightest egyptions and the darkest egyptions.
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Male 10,339
Agreed. I was speaking from today`s perspective apparently.
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Female 2,674
So I was thinking about this the other day. Does a black Santa really make sense? Hundreds of years in the north pole, he`s gotta be pretty pale I`d think.
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Male 4,902
I agree
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Male 16
Besides, I don`t even think arab has anything to do with genetics. It`s probably linked to geography and cultural aspects.
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Male 16
@auburnjunky Genetically Jesus might as well have been persian, babylonian etc. Looking at the "hot pot" middle east there has been a lot of different people passing thrue. Just thatbecause arabs are the main population today doesn´t mean that it used to be like that.
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Male 10,339
@ElChinche: Watch Clerks 2, and then lighten up.

Maybe he`s just taking it back?!
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Male 546
Aaaaand OpsAss13 immediately went for the blatantly offensive racist comment. There is a fine line between making jokes about race and being a racist joke, OpsAss13 appears to be the latter.
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Male 10,339
Wait. Let me correct. He was an Israelite. Genetically, though, he was Arab.
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Male 10,339
Wrong. Jesus was ARAB.
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Female 1,356
wrong. Jesus is black.
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Male 14,835
The tooth fairy, easter bunny, Allah, Yarweh, they`re all black too. If you can imagine them all rainbow colours and sparkly then they can be rainbow space unicorns. You can have whatever imaginary friend you want.

Just don`t attempt to depict them if you are Jewish, Christian. "Second Commandment: Thou Shalt Not Make Graven Images" Or Muslim either.
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Male 37,865
It`s a silly joke, from SNL iirc... Eddie Murphy of course.
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Male 514
The nignugs can`t handle the cold. They need tropical climates. Therefore debunked. Matt`s Jeri Curl Juice must be messing with his mind.
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Male 546
I thought this was common knowledge


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Female 1,338
Link: Don`t Believe Mainstream Media... [Pic] [Rate Link] - Santa Claus is as black as Wesley Snipes.
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