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Date: 12/13/11 10:40 AM

31 Responses to Criminally Dumb Criminals: A Holiday Heist

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 10:14 am
    Link: Criminally Dumb Criminals: A Holiday Heist - Which is dumber? That they stole, what they stole, or that they displayed their ill gotten goods only one block away?
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 10:49 am
    the 2 idiots who stole christmas ...or better said who ate cristmas
    seriously...why would someone steal that?
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    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 10:55 am
    White trash at their finest.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 10:59 am
    DOH!!!!
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 11:01 am
    @Intaresting-lol, they`re not white. Silly European.
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    DingDingDong Male 30-39
    1511 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 11:02 am
    Cops won`t go to retrieve my friends $11k camera and macbook (we know where they are), but they`ll go arrest ladies for stealing inflatables?
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    FoSchizle Male 18-29
    330 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 11:10 am
    @Intaresting: I wouldn`t really classify them as "white trash" seeing as they are hispanic...
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 11:29 am
    @DingDingDong I hope when you say $11k you actually mean $1100, not $11,000. If your friend is dumb enough to pay $11K for a macbook & camera he deserves to have it stolen.
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    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 11:41 am
    If anything, those idiots made them a favor by taking that junk out their front yard. Some people just way over do christmas decorations
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36667 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 11:44 am
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    Motiebob Male 18-29
    11 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 11:46 am
    Yeah, they`re pretty inconspicuous aren`t they?
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2352 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 11:51 am
    Stolen doesn`t cut it maybe strolln`
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    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 12:59 pm
    I have a house in a high foot-traffic area near a university. I can`t even keep a doormat out there, it gets stolen non-stop. I gave up after the 4`th one.
    Seasonal decorations? I wish I could have decorations outside...talk about a luxury.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    Those two are definitely on the naughty list now.
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    Pheeshy5 Male 18-29
    1312 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 1:10 pm
    Wow, how stupid can you be. And I`m pretty sure the chick in yellow was wearing the same thing when she stole the decorations as when she got arrested.
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    Vligon Male 18-29
    594 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 1:11 pm
    "@Intaresting: I wouldn`t really classify them as "white trash" seeing as they are hispanic..."

    Brown trash?
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    MrLogic Male 30-39
    106 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 1:16 pm
    Trash steals trash from other trash`s trash. Kinda just ends up looking like trash no matter how you look at it. Walmart would be proud.
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    MrLogic Male 30-39
    106 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 1:20 pm
    I actually lived by people like this in Miami. They were always stealing my Christmas decorations too! LOL
    Do you think they understand what Christmas actually is? Maybe nobody has translated it to them yet.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    wow.... thats just lazy crims
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    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    what an ugly tasteless display of decorations. and the thought that someone else wanted those god awe-full things. i still hate christmas, i like the houses with the basic light displays, but junk like this, well self explanatory.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32813 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 4:44 pm
    @PhotoKing: Well, the owners like it, kids like it; and who exactly cares what you think about it Mr I-Am-A-Grinch?

    I hope the judge throws the book at these scumbags, really I do.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 7:59 pm
    Hide yo Christmas ornaments!
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    5405841 Female 18-29
    527 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 8:36 pm
    Yep, this is my hometown...
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    skullgrin Male 18-29
    937 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 8:55 pm
    fat bitches
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 9:32 pm
    *palm face* people are stupid
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    December 13, 2011 at 9:55 pm
    @ whodat6484: Professional video cameras can easily cost well over $11K.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    December 14, 2011 at 1:31 am
    I`m so sick of news crews constantly getting the story wrong...I mean really, those are "women"...please.
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    EgalM Male 30-39
    1707 posts
    December 14, 2011 at 6:01 am
    What`s that, you don`t want to be filmed while being arrested? Tough sh#t, shoes on the other foot now.
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    furrything Male 50-59
    1340 posts
    December 14, 2011 at 7:38 am
    Useless eaters.
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    capnlumps Male 13-17
    41 posts
    December 14, 2011 at 2:22 pm
    classy
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    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    December 16, 2011 at 5:42 am
    @Photoking...the word is awful...not "awe-full".

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