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Date: 12/24/11 07:52 PM

54 Responses to Christmas Survey: Children 5 To 7 [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    December 24, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    Link: Christmas Survey: Children 5 To 7 - Either kids are getting stupider or... yeah, they`re just getting stupider.
  2. Profile photo of Bachi-Atari
    Bachi-Atari Male 18-29
    263 posts
    December 24, 2011 at 7:59 pm

  3. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2011 at 8:06 pm
    Well if the questions were like "Is December 25th Simon Cowell`s Birthday?" Then these results aren`t as bad as they`ve been made to look
  4. Profile photo of grindinblade
    grindinblade Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    But Christmas doesn`t mark the birth of jesus` birth. He was born in the spring....
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    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    December 24, 2011 at 8:15 pm
    This just shows that parents rely on someone else to teach their kids...

    And we wonder why they can`t pass kindergarten on their own.
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
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    December 24, 2011 at 8:19 pm
    yeah so if you dont celebrate the same holidays as everybody else, then you are just stupid
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    punki3 Female 13-17
    175 posts
    December 24, 2011 at 9:03 pm
    O.O *agrees with Bachi-Atari* When can I buy a ticket to move to a new planet? lol
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33135 posts
    December 24, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    Well if the questions were like...
    Excellent point @Ruswut! Without the text of the survey questions, this is utterly meaningless.

    So 65% of kids DO know Rudolph? I assure you 100% of the 5-7 year old kids at my daycare know who Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is...
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    Golden1 Female 18-29
    123 posts
    December 24, 2011 at 9:05 pm
    @Bachi-Atari:
    You made my Christmas!
  10. Profile photo of PringleMan
    PringleMan Female 13-17
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    December 24, 2011 at 9:12 pm
    as long as they know how and where to poop, then this isn`t so bad...
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    sarita1225 Female 30-39
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    December 24, 2011 at 9:16 pm
    None of these are important, especially if you`re not religious. The kids just have better things to learn.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    December 24, 2011 at 9:21 pm
    Idiocracy was prophetic.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    December 24, 2011 at 9:24 pm
    "as long as they know how and where to poop, then this isn`t so bad..."

    That`s just it; they don`t.

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    December 24, 2011 at 9:54 pm

    I`m glad to see fewer are aware of christianity, but that bit about Rudolph disturbs me.
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    leesah Female 18-29
    1566 posts
    December 24, 2011 at 11:24 pm
    I don`t care what religion you are, or if you couldn`t care less about them, that many people thinking the wise men found out about the birth of jesus on facebook is straight up retarded.
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    TheShgn2 Male 13-17
    626 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 12:59 am
    This was probably one of those surveys where they ask the question in a way that makes it seem like what they are asking is correct, so the kid answers what the person wants to hear. And Christmas isn`t Jesus`s birthday either, btw.
  17. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2011 at 1:19 am
    Apparently, 36% of kids are smarter than most people think.
  18. Profile photo of sariel
    sariel Male 18-29
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    December 25, 2011 at 1:27 am
    People who are astounded by this stupid survey don`t seem to understand the sugestability of children. Clearly the survey consisted of qeustions such as "Did the wise men find out about the birth of jesus via facebook?" All it takes then is for the child to make some sound of agreement or nod their head. Which young children are obviously inclined to do, as they tend to automatically trust adults. I get so angry at people not having more intellectual savyness to not just swallow the bullpoo that constitutes 98% of these things.
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    thatjimguy Male 30-39
    458 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 2:35 am
    who did this poll of poo?

    How blooming 5-7 year olds who the hell Simon Cowell is?
  20. Profile photo of HiEv
    HiEv Male 40-49
    621 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 2:47 am
    Wow. Kids gave BS answers to a BS survey. Good for them!

    Now if only the adults could recognize that the answers were BS.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    December 25, 2011 at 3:13 am
    wow.. apparently 90% of people think that all survay data is real and that 19% of people believe thats that 20% of work was really put into it. Thus resulting in 5% of effort actually applied as 15% was made up by machines. 1% of people will read this, as i did 4% of thought into making this, 10% of effort was to disctract you as 100% was really just to wish you a Merry Christmas. %110 is for a good day
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    Dick_Head Male 30-39
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    December 25, 2011 at 3:16 am
    Believing that a hippie, nailt to a tree, dieing and getting up a few days later to float off to a fairytale world. Yeah, really smart.
  23. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4006 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 3:49 am
    Hey kid, ignore the scary man with the loud voice, big hair and weird outfit...

    Do you think Christmas is Simon Cowell`s birthday, who`s birthday do we Celebrate on Christmas, Do you know Rudolph, did the Wise Men find out about Jesus on Facebook?

    Kid: Yes?

    Okay, that`s all the data I need....
  24. Profile photo of Samsquanch
    Samsquanch Male 30-39
    792 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 4:08 am
    Well, let`s see. December 25th doesn`t mark the birth of Christ. It was an arbitrary date chosen by the Roman Catholic church about 1700 years ago. December 25th is actually the feast of Saturnalia, or the rebirth of the sun (early Church thought, hmm...sun...son).
    Point the 2nd...Rudolph was an invention by Macy`s in order to boost Christmas sales. It lends to the whole commercialization of Christmas. Prior to the 1930s, Christmas wasn`t all glitzy with trees stacked with presents. It was quiet family gathering time. But, corporations thought, "Hmm...let`s convince people to bring presents to these family shindigs!" And it worked.
    Point the 3rd...there was no evidence that the wise men visited the nativity. It`s only recorded in 1 Gospel. And even if they did travel, it would have taken approximately 12 years to go from Moscow to Jerusalem by camel caravan in those days.
    I`m not going to address the Simon Cowell one.
  25. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    December 25, 2011 at 5:17 am
    Samsquanch: IT was an arbitrary date chosen by the Catholic Church about 1700 years ago... to mark the birth of jesus. I think you misunderstand what "marks" means in the sentance.

    Also, the only stupid people here are the ones who are outraged by this survay. Without knowing any of the details behind the questions this is nothing more than a "kids say the dumbest things". And more than likely the kids were just trying to be cute / perform in front of their parents.
  26. Profile photo of Justin9235
    Justin9235 Male 18-29
    1582 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 6:55 am
    1. Jesus` birthday is unknown
    2. Christmas has nothing to do with religion (even though it`s suppose to. But there is no god, which means there is no religion, which means it can`t be associated with Christmas). It`s about family and consumer shopping.
    3. drat Jesus
  27. Profile photo of Reverend84
    Reverend84 Male 18-29
    28 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 7:19 am
    Shiver me timbers, samsquanch just killed it!!! take that media-fed robots!!
  28. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 7:52 am
    That last statistic, LOL
  29. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    December 25, 2011 at 8:29 am
    @blanktom, i think you confused your Es with your As... sentEnce, survEy.
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    BlankTom Male 30-39
    1674 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 8:30 am
    @blanktom, good catch - i was a little hung over from xmas eve, lol.
  31. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 11:22 am
    Who`s jesus?
  32. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    Either kids are getting stupider or... yeah, they`re just getting stupider.
    Or... maybe you`re getting stupider, and the kids don`t know about things that don`t matter!

    That`s much more likely.
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    lawndartsftw Male 40-49
    1811 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 1:48 pm
    Children 5 to 7 ? Bottom line this is a sign of parenting fail, whether you are Christian or otherwise. By this age things should have been explained....
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    DShephard Male 18-29
    1595 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    Wait, it isn`t SANTA`s birthday?
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    wingz1206 Female 18-29
    178 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 6:28 pm
    Adds to 125% Mega Fail
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    zombieraptur Male 18-29
    57 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 8:59 pm
    Or maybe the media is so lazy they dont even research their fluffer stories anymore and just made up all these stupid numbers or this is a troll.....
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    SH4D0WS1N Male 13-17
    5 posts
    December 25, 2011 at 10:23 pm
    "Adds to 125% Mega Fail"

    I lol`d. Not at the picture, but at you.

    Anywho, the first one is retarded. Personally I want to raise my 8 year old brother as atheist but my mom believes in god. How does #2 even happen...? #3 could be lack of a childhood. #4... no...
  38. Profile photo of Atrayu4u
    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    December 26, 2011 at 12:34 am
    Well if you give them choices like that, they`re going to point to one and say `uh yeah, that one`.
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    Thetas Male 18-29
    1540 posts
    December 26, 2011 at 1:59 am
    Weeeeeell, we don`t really know the exact date of of Jesus` birthday, so it`s a celebration of not a mark of.

    Facebook? Seriously? That made me laugh out loud.
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    Student_Law Male 30-39
    1010 posts
    December 26, 2011 at 5:12 am
    Does not matter if it adds up to 400 %, as long as the factors can be part of the same percentage. Q 1, 2 and 3 could all be answered positive from one individual. And, as some have mentioned kids age 5-7 can agree to just about anything.
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    December 26, 2011 at 11:31 am
    I think this is sort of a joke, like they said to a little kid "is Christmas Simon Cowell`s birthday?" and one out of five kids said "yes" because it very well could be. After all, December 25 is my aunt`s birthday and my friend`s birthday, too. I do not believe for one instant that a 5-7 year old kid came up with the name Simon Cowell (or Facebook, for that matter) on their own without being prompted. I have a seven year old kid, he plays online video games and he has never heard of facebook. So, they probably asked the kids "Did the three wise men find out about the birth of Jesus on Facebook" and one out of three kids just said "yes" because they wanted the damn cookie already and would tell you that your poo smells like French vanilla.
  42. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 26, 2011 at 11:43 am
    No way, Mary totally tweeted about Jesus` birth.
  43. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    December 26, 2011 at 11:44 am
    But yes, the total percentage does not matter you derps. Lrn 2 logic.
  44. Profile photo of Magickrat
    Magickrat Male 40-49
    535 posts
    December 26, 2011 at 1:13 pm
    Stupider?
  45. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    December 26, 2011 at 1:39 pm
    So much stupid it hurts.
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    lordtyusa Male 30-39
    301 posts
    December 26, 2011 at 6:56 pm
    Yes, Americans are getting STUPIDER, thank you iab for pointing out how much more STUPIDER we are. And here I thought they were just getting DUMBER. Silly me. Sigh. Case in point much?
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    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    December 27, 2011 at 8:08 am
    Jesus wasn`t born on December 25th.

  48. Profile photo of Mario561
    Mario561 Male 18-29
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    December 27, 2011 at 8:44 pm
    @GhettoNinja: true, it isn`t the 25 of December, but that is when it is celebrated
  49. Profile photo of Tobunshi
    Tobunshi Male 18-29
    678 posts
    December 28, 2011 at 7:07 am
    Why does nobody realize this is clearly a poll that many people trolled on?
  50. Profile photo of yoda141
    yoda141 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    December 28, 2011 at 1:32 pm
    Jesus wasn`t born on december 25th. Stupid christians don`t even know their own history.
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    yoda141 Male 18-29
    266 posts
    December 28, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    wingz: the groups are not mutually exclusive, so they don`t have to add up to exactly 100...
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    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    December 28, 2011 at 2:19 pm
    Almost 50% of the world doesn`t know Christmas was invented to replace Saturnalia!

    And in Simon Cowell`s defense, he does think he`s God`s gift.
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    Vimto Male 40-49
    2853 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 7:10 am
    ~36% Apparently understand the use of sarcasm.
  54. Profile photo of MorfeuS
    MorfeuS Male 18-29
    289 posts
    December 30, 2011 at 8:58 am
    Heh,Saturnalia,3 days of lawless pillaging,rape and killing...yeaah,and a Santa invented by Coca Cola...lol,sarcasm is great indeed..Ow,and Christ couldn`t be born in December,they where in the field with the damn sheep`s,winter isn`t a great month to took`em grazing...just a thought

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