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Date: 12/21/11 11:02 AM

37 Responses to Cat Soothing Crying Baby To Sleep

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 10:58 am
    Link: Cat Soothing Crying Baby To Sleep - I think we can all agree on the fact that this is the Awww of the Day.
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    Mechi Male 18-29
    133 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 11:05 am
    Keisuke Miyagi
  3. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 11:09 am
    ..it looks EXACTLY like my kitty!!! Awww <3
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 11:19 am
    The goddam cat is preparing to suffocate the kid. The M.E. will tell mommy that it was S.I.D.S.

    Cats = Suck
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    Syrup21 Male 30-39
    5 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 11:20 am
    "The power of Christ compels you! You are healed!"
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    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 11:29 am
    The cast`s thinking "shut the hell up".

    I hope kitty`s at least declawed
  7. Profile photo of LordJim
    LordJim Male 60-69
    6942 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 11:48 am
    Did anyone else catch that moment when it ate the kid`s soul? About half way through.
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    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    Aren`t cats notorious for stealing away babies breath and suffocating them? Just saying.
  9. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    Moments before the event that would alter little pmarren`s life forever.
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    datubaman198 Male 18-29
    79 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 12:45 pm
    The cat is just testing for weaknesses. If a cat isn`t openly trying to kill you, it`s plotting to kill you. Fact.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 12:52 pm

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    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 12:54 pm
    My cat does that to me too when I cry in bed :-(
    "Silence, stupid human." *paw*
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    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 1:27 pm
    @sidewyz8 :\ you hope the cat is declawed? You realize that declawing is chopping off the first joint of their phalanges right? I`m sorry, people who do that to their cats deserve all their first joints chopped off too. Who needs nails? Ok end rant lol.
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    WhiteGryphyn Female 18-29
    97 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    This is what cats do when they`re playing a mouse to death. If the baby doesn`t hit it back, and the parents don`t hit it back, this cat WILL start to try to eat the baby. It`s not cute, it`s a sign of bad cat owners and bad parents leaving it with an animal which wants to eat it. At least a well trained dog will protect it`s master`s pups.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    "My cat does that to me too when I cry in bed"
    If you`re crying in bed you need a better sex partner.
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    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 1:47 pm
    the fact that the cat knows how to subdue the child with a mere touch, shows it`s plotting something far more devious in the future. at the same time he lulls the adult into a false sense of security gaining their trust.

    that cat`s mouth was about half the size of the babies head.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 1:50 pm
    @inaria

    You also chop up their genitals when their spayed or neuterd no whines about that.

    @WhiteGryphyn

    My cat does that when it wants to be pet and it has yet to eat me. This cat WILL not eat the baby take a pill.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    @Mweebles: Your *paw* comment made me LOL. Awesome, concise, and funny.
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 3:25 pm
    The look at the end: "See? THAT is how to get your kitten to sleep!"
  20. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 3:40 pm
    @inaria, yes, I know all about declawing and "how horrible it is". I just studied a whole effing chapter on it. But the fact is that people all over do it to their cats all the time. Honestly, I was going to get it done to our kitten before I had to get rid of him. It`s better that the cat have to go through some surgery than the baby having to go through a lifetime of having only one eye because mommy and daddy thought it was so precious that little Snowball was "petting" their son to "put him to sleep".

    And that ends MY rant...
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 4:32 pm
    Honestly, I was going to get it done to our kitten before I had to get rid of him.
    ~facepaw~

    That was either an artfully crafted troll... or maybe you aren`t cut out for pet ownership?
  22. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 4:40 pm
    "Facepaw"? Cute.

    Correction, Squrlz, I`m not cut out for CAT ownership. I was raised with dogs, I know everything about owning dogs, and I`m very much a dog person. (I`ve also owned other pets.) But I can honestly say the one time I tried to own a cat, he pissed me off beyond reason and I will never have a cat in my house again.
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    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 5:23 pm
    kitty mind meld
  24. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 5:31 pm
    ~facepaw~

    That IS cute @squirrelz!

    @sidewyz: well, I hope "got rid of" means you found kitty a good home...

    De-clawing isn`t cruel. If the choice is `get rid of kitty` or de-clawing, then it`s your call.

    Of course if you don`t "fix" your cat, you`re a horrible person!

    @jinxiejae: lolz! Even more cute!
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    Jade_Phoenix Female 18-29
    407 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 5:39 pm
    What a pretty kitty! =3 Meow please take your litter-box paws off the kiddos head...icky.
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 7:22 pm
    Cats know their prays are easily to kill when they are calmed
  27. Profile photo of Bealzebubble
    Bealzebubble Male 18-29
    352 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 8:12 pm
    "There that shut it up."
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    TheGodofFail Male 13-17
    126 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 8:34 pm
    They DO have an off button! Only cats can press it though, as it would seem.
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    shiftyplus1 Male 18-29
    311 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 8:43 pm
    "God I wish I still had my claws. Now all I have are these black cottonballs."
  30. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 9:43 pm
    Cats just have a calming influence on most humans.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    December 21, 2011 at 10:04 pm
    MrPeabody, I`m giving you the Comment of the Thread award. Bravo!
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 22, 2011 at 12:45 am
    I wouldn`t trust that cat near my kid... looks a cheeky drater.
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    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    December 22, 2011 at 3:39 am
    "Aren`t cats notorious for stealing away babies breath and suffocating them? Just saying."

    Arnt you supposed to be a little 21st century to believing witch-chasing tales?

    I mean, have a LITTLE sense of logic. How exactly do you "steal" someone`s breath.

    As far as suffocation. If you were sitting there recording your kid, you really gonna let that cat do that?

    Your entire post REAKS of community ignorance. Step away and breath in the logic.



  34. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    December 22, 2011 at 5:28 am
    looks so much like my cat.

    ya know cause it`s black and all..
  35. Profile photo of Mizzez2Fresh
    Mizzez2Fresh Female 18-29
    246 posts
    December 22, 2011 at 6:26 am
    LAWL!!! That is sweet <3 I hope my kitty does little things like that when my baby finally gets here x)
  36. Profile photo of PierreJeanFR
    PierreJeanFR Male 40-49
    1360 posts
    December 23, 2011 at 6:42 am
    It`s lucifer`s cat taking over this baby`s mind, proof of it at 1:02; the hand sign...
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    oogah_boogah Male 30-39
    65 posts
    December 24, 2011 at 1:00 am
    . . . and the kid gets toxoplasmosis and dies. The End.

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