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Date: 12/05/11 03:03 PM

35 Responses to 1st Assembly Of God, You Just Made An Enemy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 3:09 pm
    Link: 1st Assembly Of God, You Just Made An Enemy - A very, very powerful enemy.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2106 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 3:17 pm
    Oh Snap..It`s on! Glad I`m an athiest.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 3:20 pm
    I love how you get these big church sings in the US.

    Over here they`d be trashed.

    Some would say rightly so too.
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    OhNoFrodo Male 30-39
    333 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 3:21 pm
    Chuck.....God just challenged you to a fight, whatcha gonna do about it?
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 3:39 pm
    I would rather see pictures of trashed church signs. I`d call that a good post.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 3:50 pm
    I think Chuck would agree with this sign, actually.
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    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 4:02 pm
    It`s common knowledge that the Big Bang was the result of one of Chuck`s roundhouse kicks.
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    mrpuddle Male 18-29
    385 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 4:06 pm
    Chuck is a Christian sooooo.
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 4:11 pm
    Chuck actually killed God a few thousand years ago... Why do you think nobody sees him anymore?
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    scoomanchoo Male 18-29
    219 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 4:39 pm
    am I missing something crakrjak or are you just way stoopid?
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    Crabes Male 30-39
    1285 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 4:43 pm

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    DethBySnuSnu Male 30-39
    14 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 5:06 pm
    Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn`t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus` birthday.
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    HiEv Male 40-49
    621 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 5:59 pm
    After this, Chuck Norris kicked God so hard they had to put Him back together afterwards.

    The church is now known as the Second Reassembly of God.
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    fps_will Male 18-29
    102 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 6:08 pm
    god dam spammers
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 6:41 pm
    Well, someone is just calling for the doomsday to come quicker
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    zackisit Male 18-29
    96 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 7:20 pm
    bullpoo............
    lie.............
    not in a millon years.............
  17. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    Freddy Mercury>Chuck Norris>God
  18. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 8:25 pm
    god dam spammers
    Yeah, we got it. Spammers have an extremely short life expectancy here. Which is why you very rarely see them.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 8:27 pm
    frankly i don`t really get the whole "chuck norris" thing. are we talking about the same guy, the guy who also got his nose punched in the bruce lee movies?
  20. Profile photo of CitizenXt99
    CitizenXt99 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 9:14 pm
    Freddy Mercury>Chuck Norris>God

    A-f#cking-men.
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    jeffwright Male 30-39
    42 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 10:08 pm
    Oh no.....it`s on.
  22. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 11:20 pm
    "Freddy Mercury>Chuck Norris>God"

    No Chuck is king.

    Put all three in a room and see who can finish a beer first.
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    Yaezakura Female 18-29
    385 posts
    December 5, 2011 at 11:32 pm
    Chuck kind of wins simply on the grounds of actually existing.

    And considering Chuck is a walking waste of decent air, it says something when he wins over anyone.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14653 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 1:47 am
    "Chuck kind of wins simply on the grounds of actually existing."

    /Exactly/
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3447 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 2:19 am
    "Greater than" symbol >

    So the sign signifies that God is greater that Chuck.

    But I have seen Chuck but haven`t seen God since I took acid and listened to Black Sabbath at 78 speed.
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    akabane Male 18-29
    1093 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 2:35 am
    im pretty sure chuck norris would agree with this.
  27. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 5:05 am
    I think you are right akabane - but that`s because Chuck knows more about free-style, than free-thinking.
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    Karnman Male 18-29
    7 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 5:26 am
    on the first day god said "let there be light" the day before that chuck norris said "let there be god"
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    skytz1337 Male 18-29
    687 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 5:52 am
    noting is more powerful than Chuck Norris
    if this isn`t proof that there is no god...i don`t know what is
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    Ffoulkes Male 40-49
    39 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 6:57 am
    Chuck Norris has made this very statement often.
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    kissmybim Male 40-49
    439 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 7:08 am
    Chuck norris is proof that God exists. He made a thing that is so powerful that he cant beat it.
  32. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 10:06 am
    Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny a long, long time ago.
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    MrHoobToYou Male 40-49
    405 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 2:15 pm
    Chuck Norris turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn`t like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin
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    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 2:09 am

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    xerch Male 18-29
    195 posts
    December 7, 2011 at 4:14 pm
    @xCYBERDYNEx: So... Bruce Lee is God?

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