1st Assembly Of God, You Just Made An Enemy [Pic]

Submitted by: eugenius 5 years ago in Funny

A very, very powerful enemy.
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Male 195
@xCYBERDYNEx: So... Bruce Lee is God?
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Male 4,902

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Male 405
Chuck Norris turned down the offer to make a cameo in the movie "Dodgeball" on the grounds that he doesn`t like to dodge balls—he prefers to have them resting on his chin
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Male 3,894
Chuck Norris jokes stopped being funny a long, long time ago.
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Male 439
Chuck norris is proof that God exists. He made a thing that is so powerful that he cant beat it.
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Male 39
Chuck Norris has made this very statement often.
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Male 687
noting is more powerful than Chuck Norris
if this isn`t proof that there is no god...i don`t know what is
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Male 7
on the first day god said "let there be light" the day before that chuck norris said "let there be god"
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Male 2,220
I think you are right akabane - but that`s because Chuck knows more about free-style, than free-thinking.
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Male 1,093
im pretty sure chuck norris would agree with this.
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Male 3,475
"Greater than" symbol >

So the sign signifies that God is greater that Chuck.

But I have seen Chuck but haven`t seen God since I took acid and listened to Black Sabbath at 78 speed.
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Male 14,834
"Chuck kind of wins simply on the grounds of actually existing."

/Exactly/
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Female 385
Chuck kind of wins simply on the grounds of actually existing.

And considering Chuck is a walking waste of decent air, it says something when he wins over anyone.
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Male 14,834
"Freddy Mercury>Chuck Norris>God"

No Chuck is king.

Put all three in a room and see who can finish a beer first.
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Male 42
Oh no.....it`s on.
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Female 80
Freddy Mercury>Chuck Norris>God

A-f#cking-men.
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Male 1,104
frankly i don`t really get the whole "chuck norris" thing. are we talking about the same guy, the guy who also got his nose punched in the bruce lee movies?
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Male 12,138
[quote]god dam spammers[/quote]
Yeah, we got it. Spammers have an extremely short life expectancy here. Which is why you very rarely see them.
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Male 2,841
Freddy Mercury>Chuck Norris>God
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Male 96
bullpoo............
lie.............
not in a millon years.............
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Male 15,510
Well, someone is just calling for the doomsday to come quicker
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Male 102
god dam spammers
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Male 621
After this, Chuck Norris kicked God so hard they had to put Him back together afterwards.

The church is now known as the Second Reassembly of God.
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Male 14
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn`t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus` birthday.
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Male 219
am I missing something crakrjak or are you just way stoopid?
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Male 4,793
Chuck actually killed God a few thousand years ago... Why do you think nobody sees him anymore?
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Male 385
Chuck is a Christian sooooo.
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Male 1,610
It`s common knowledge that the Big Bang was the result of one of Chuck`s roundhouse kicks.
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Male 17,512
I think Chuck would agree with this sign, actually.
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Male 10,440
I would rather see pictures of trashed church signs. I`d call that a good post.
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Male 333
Chuck.....God just challenged you to a fight, whatcha gonna do about it?
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Male 6,737
I love how you get these big church sings in the US.

Over here they`d be trashed.

Some would say rightly so too.
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Male 2,163
Oh Snap..It`s on! Glad I`m an athiest.
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Male 1,620
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