Why Would God Plan This As The End? [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 5 years ago in Weird

God, why you so confusing?
There are 31 comments:
Male 266
If i believed somebody would bring the end to mankind, i`d consider himself my enemy and try to fight him.
Religious people with apocalypse myths (like christians) are infinitely stupid, or worship their god out of fear.
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Male 766
ha ha ha ha! santa clause and the easter bunny too
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Male 76
@darkmagic14n... then god failed miserably.
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Female 584
It`s not God that`s confusing, it`s just some of His followers scramble His message.
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Male 4,593
I`m convinced that Jesus was a homo.
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Male 1,625
my girlfriend is convinced god created gays to curb the population boom
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Male 10,855
Unless...

7)c-c-c-combo breaker!
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Male 1,735
Unless....

6)Wants to be loved, and can only be so via free will
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Male 303
Unless..
5) Has a great sense of humor.
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Male 15,832
[quote]There`s really no way around it.[/quote]
Unless...

4) Is a total @$$hole.
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Male 2,486
God`s logic:
Create homosexuality
Disapprove of it

Give mortals free will
Command them how to use it

Put most attractive, intriguing fruit tree in the middle of the garden of Eden.
Forbid humans to eat from it.

God either:
1) Doesn`t exist
2) Is insane
3) Is mentally challenged.

There`s really no way around it.
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Male 15,510
Cant wait for the movie based on that book
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Male 510
Book burning anyone?
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Male 476
The last sign is when it starts to rain dildos!
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Male 2,229
@ Carmium--LOL, love it!
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Male 39,902

So I`m not just a gay whore...I`m doing the Lords work!
I`m not bad, I`m preordained that way!
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Male 675
And yet one more legitimate author`s book is pushed off the shelf for this crap...
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Female 6,381
"Okay, everybody gather round, I have an announcement. As a sign of the impending world`s end, I have invented `gay pride.` Yes, Peter?"
"God, whatta you been smokin`?"
"BC bud. I made it, I can smoke it."
"But you also made all these gay people. How is their standing up for themselves gonna signal the end of the world?"
">ffffp< Hellifino. I leave that kind of stuff up to the Christians. They can find signs on burnt toast."

Yeah, I can see something like this happening.

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Male 626
@tatripp
I`m pretty sure it is not.
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Male 1,197
what a way to go out, with a c ock up your butt
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Male 10,855
Well one thing`s for sure those far-righties got something stuck up their end.
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Male 6,737
God`s a dick. Official.
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Male 1,010

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Male 1,196
i`m pretty sure it is in the bible
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Male 3,310
It`s all part of God`s fabulous message
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Male 616
OK you believe in " GOD "
Do you believe in the Easter Bunny?
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Male 1,610
the apocalypse is going to be very colorful and festive.
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Male 168
Seems legit
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Male 48
..........in the end
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Female 2,674
God likes to have some fun sometimes, too.
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Female 1,605
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