What Kind Of Church Is Oral Roberts Running? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago Weird

Oral... heh.
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Male 15,832
Oral Roberts died in 2009. I think his twin brother Anal is running things now.
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Female 426
...I...I need an adult.
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Female 13
Told ya those Okies were weird...
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Male 36,430
vv @bacon_pie, that is, indeed, how MC 900 Foot Jesus got their name.

All those guys (and gals) are fakes. I truely wish God was more like Zues in the lightning-bolt department.
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Male 1,832
I`m so happy this is from Oklahoma. I was starting to think we were becoming... normal. Ew.
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Male 3,061
@gerry i wonder if that is how MC 900ft Jesus came about?
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Male 646
Mmmmmm... the glory spout.
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Male 37,888
Oral Roberts was either a lunatic or a thief who said...

1977 - Claimed to have seen a 900 foot Jesus.
1983 - Jesus visited Roberts in person.
1986 - God demanded $8 million in donations for his school or God would kill him.
1987 - God demanded another $8 million or God would "take him home" ie Kill him.
Fortunately he raised 9.1 million.
1987 - Oral Roberts closes the school, keeps the money.
1988 - Roberts stopped Scholarship program. Told students to pay back scholarships @ 18% interest.

source On Doctrine
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Male 36,430
All those old-time big-ticket "preachers" were outright frauds.
Also, all the NEW-time big-ticket preachers are outright frauds.

God does NOT need your money!!!
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Male 2,085
According to Oral Roberts, God operates like a crime boss. Remember God told Oral to come up with $8mm or He would kill him.
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Male 10,845
@Stand4Christ

You`ve just demonstrated how hyperzealous you Jesus freaks are.
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Male 2,419
@Stand4Christ
I guess he was a "great voice" because of his intolerance towards gays, even those in his own family?
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Male 230
@Stand4Christ

Oral was a straight up fraud and con artist.
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Male 37,888

@ Buiadh - Yes, you are right. Now if you would like to get on your knees and
receive the special blessing...
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Male 7,378
Oral Roberts was a con man.
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Male 35
She is getting prayed for and praying her self, the pic was just taken at the exact right moment. And Oral Roberts, while he had his flaws, was a great minister who gave of himself greatly and raised up young ministers from nothing and asked for nothing in return from them. He passed away a few years ago, and "Jesus Freaks" like myself lost a great voice that day and a great example of how to live out what you preach, despite the rumors you hear.
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Male 37,888

Only one thing gives you that pearly smile.
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Male 6,737
Church of Gerry?
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Female 245
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EWWWW!
:P
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