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Date: 11/24/11 11:15 AM

21 Responses to What Kind Of Church Is Oral Roberts Running? [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    November 24, 2011 at 9:50 am
    Link: What Kind Of Church Is Oral Roberts Running? - Oral... heh.
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    Isobel Female 18-29
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    November 24, 2011 at 11:17 am
    ...
    EWWWW!
    :P
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    November 24, 2011 at 11:29 am
    Church of Gerry?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 24, 2011 at 11:30 am

    Only one thing gives you that pearly smile.
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    Stand4Christ Male 18-29
    35 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 11:34 am
    She is getting prayed for and praying her self, the pic was just taken at the exact right moment. And Oral Roberts, while he had his flaws, was a great minister who gave of himself greatly and raised up young ministers from nothing and asked for nothing in return from them. He passed away a few years ago, and "Jesus Freaks" like myself lost a great voice that day and a great example of how to live out what you preach, despite the rumors you hear.
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 12:11 pm
    Oral Roberts was a con man.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 12:45 pm

    @ Buiadh - Yes, you are right. Now if you would like to get on your knees and
    receive the special blessing...
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    defiythelie Male 18-29
    230 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 12:49 pm
    @Stand4Christ

    Oral was a straight up fraud and con artist.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2375 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 1:18 pm
    @Stand4 I am shocked as to your blindness. There are lots of great preachers and ministers and or isn`t one of them. I suppose you thought jim jones was "right on" too.
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    I-IS-BORED Male 18-29
    2419 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 2:24 pm
    @Stand4Christ
    I guess he was a "great voice" because of his intolerance towards gays, even those in his own family?
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    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    November 24, 2011 at 2:38 pm
    @Stand4Christ

    You`ve just demonstrated how hyperzealous you Jesus freaks are.
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    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 4:23 pm
    According to Oral Roberts, God operates like a crime boss. Remember God told Oral to come up with $8mm or He would kill him.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    All those old-time big-ticket "preachers" were outright frauds.
    Also, all the NEW-time big-ticket preachers are outright frauds.

    God does NOT need your money!!!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36829 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 5:29 pm
    Oral Roberts was either a lunatic or a thief who said...

    1977 - Claimed to have seen a 900 foot Jesus.
    1983 - Jesus visited Roberts in person.
    1986 - God demanded $8 million in donations for his school or God would kill him.
    1987 - God demanded another $8 million or God would "take him home" ie Kill him.
    Fortunately he raised 9.1 million.
    1987 - Oral Roberts closes the school, keeps the money.
    1988 - Roberts stopped Scholarship program. Told students to pay back scholarships @ 18% interest.

    source On Doctrine
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    mcboozerilla Male 30-39
    646 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 5:34 pm
    Mmmmmm... the glory spout.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 7:43 pm
    @gerry i wonder if that is how MC 900ft Jesus came about?
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    diylobotomy Male 18-29
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    November 24, 2011 at 8:03 pm
    I`m so happy this is from Oklahoma. I was starting to think we were becoming... normal. Ew.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33070 posts
    November 24, 2011 at 9:04 pm
    vv @bacon_pie, that is, indeed, how MC 900 Foot Jesus got their name.

    All those guys (and gals) are fakes. I truely wish God was more like Zues in the lightning-bolt department.
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    Thedaringeel Female 18-29
    13 posts
    November 25, 2011 at 12:25 am
    Told ya those Okies were weird...
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    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    November 25, 2011 at 4:54 pm
    ...I...I need an adult.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 25, 2011 at 9:58 pm
    Oral Roberts died in 2009. I think his twin brother Anal is running things now.

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