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Date: 11/29/11 08:37 AM

65 Responses to Virgin Diaries: Married Couple Kiss For First Time

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 8:39 am
    Link: Virgin Diaries: Married Couple Kiss For First Time - This just-married couple kiss for the first time after their wedding vows... awkward!
  2. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 8:50 am

    I think people should stay virgins until wed.
    That way, when you get married, you are guaranteed your spouse will give you the best sex of your life ! ! !
  3. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 8:53 am
    OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!
  4. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 8:53 am
    OMG.. Where`s the consummation porno?
  5. Profile photo of youlikeicecr
    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 8:57 am
    lmao, eat his face! eat his face!
  6. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 8:57 am
    eewwww fish kissing
  7. Profile photo of youlikeicecr
    youlikeicecr Male 30-39
    237 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 8:58 am
    "I think people should stay virgins until wed.
    That way, when you get married, you are guaranteed your spouse will give you the best sex of your life ! ! !"

    One look at that kissing display tells a different story ;)
  8. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 8:59 am
    "That way, when you get married, you are guaranteed your spouse will give you the best sex of your life ! ! !"

    No, that way you`ll 15 seconds of unexperienced premature ejaculation......fml
  9. Profile photo of jkfld
    jkfld Male 30-39
    138 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 9:19 am
    Like hungry suckling piglets.
  10. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 9:24 am
    @Gerry1of1

    By that logic, it`s also the WORST sex of your life. They cancel each other out in what I like to call the sadness coefficient.
  11. Profile photo of patchgrabber
    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 9:25 am
    And had they never kissed ANYONE before they got married or just each other?
  12. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 9:37 am
    @Gerry
    Now YOU want purity rings?
  13. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 9:39 am
    ew ew ew ew ew. my first kiss at 14 was about the same as this.
  14. Profile photo of mac_24_seven
    mac_24_seven Male 18-29
    86 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 9:43 am
    I can proudly say that both my wife and I were virgins :) As pathetic as it may have been, we experienced it together.

    I was 24 and she was 20.
  15. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
    1653 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 9:48 am
    That was just sad...
  16. Profile photo of ichihuahua
    ichihuahua Female 18-29
    19 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 9:50 am
    That`s not kissing, it`s chewing! However, I applaud them for their choice and am pleased to see they are so enthusiastic for each other ;)
  17. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 9:53 am
    I saw that on TV over the weekend. It`s time to feed the fish!
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 9:53 am

    @ Cajun - purity c*ck rings maybe?

    I`m old school. Women should be virgins, men can play around.
    Yeah! I said it! Go ahead and Hate on me!
  19. Profile photo of Kain1
    Kain1 Male 18-29
    1473 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 9:59 am
    This is a prime example of why staying a virgin until marriage is a bad idea!.. Everyone needs practise!
  20. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14621 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 10:13 am
    Doesn`t bode well for the first time he gag-shags her throat.
  21. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 10:19 am
    Later that night, he found out she has a dick.
  22. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 10:22 am
    That`s nasty, what are they...like 10 or something?
  23. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 10:32 am
    BAHAHAHAHAHA, and that ladies and gentlemen is why you should always sample the product before buying.
  24. Profile photo of Stardust6702
    Stardust6702 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 10:45 am
    Its like watching a pair of fish trying to eat a single piece of food.
  25. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 10:55 am
    OM NOM NOM NOM
  26. Profile photo of Birdfather
    Birdfather Male 18-29
    346 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 10:57 am
    CHOMP
  27. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 11:04 am
    Oh. GOD. This is why people should always have their first kiss at 14... so it can be awful (well- not as awful as THAT) and it`s not in front of your entire family and friends.

    Oh GOD. I can`t get it out of my head. Why oh why didn`t they just go in for a safe peck??
  28. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 11:07 am
    This`ll be Gerrys wedding kiss....

    Similar in a way...
  29. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 11:19 am
    McGovern...

    HAHAHAHA....was not expecting that!!!
  30. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 11:29 am
    oh my god. I`m so glad i`m not a prude.
  31. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 11:36 am

    This is Me and McGovern1981. That`s CrakrJak in the middle.


  32. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 11:42 am
    Of course he`s been sodomizing her for a couple of years, now, but this was the first time he ever kissed her.
  33. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 11:44 am
    ROFL!!! It was an experimental phase in my life FOR SERIOUS!!!!!
  34. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 12:05 pm
    Hahah I love it Gerry
  35. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 12:13 pm
    i did better! woh!
  36. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 12:24 pm

    Wahahaha Gerry... You da best
  37. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 12:58 pm
    OMG.....HAHAHAHA....

    That`s guy`s expression is PRICELESS!!!
  38. Profile photo of evanbartlett
    evanbartlett Male 30-39
    559 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 2:21 pm
    They could have at least talked about how the first kiss was going to go. It looked like two puffer fish fighting over the last worm.
  39. Profile photo of JonnyWisco
    JonnyWisco Male 30-39
    29 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 2:35 pm
    Whoa, nevermind I don`t
  40. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10732 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    @Gerry

    Wow man never figured you for a misogynist.
  41. Profile photo of tsiemens
    tsiemens Male 30-39
    515 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    honourable, waiting until marriage
  42. Profile photo of GuiStuie
    GuiStuie Male 30-39
    119 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 3:49 pm
    Did she mistake his face for his dick?
  43. Profile photo of Bountykat
    Bountykat Female 18-29
    399 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 5:13 pm
    I hate them. Seriously. REALLY. Like, a lot.
  44. Profile photo of Mister_C
    Mister_C Male 18-29
    663 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 5:18 pm
    Euuugh. Reminds me of that kiss between David Gest and Liza Minnelli at their wedding *shudder*
  45. Profile photo of _kiersten_
    _kiersten_ Female 18-29
    1682 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    ...That was so funny. But almost a little gross XD
  46. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 7:13 pm
    I love the facepalm. What did they think you`re supposed to do, bite off a souvenir??
  47. Profile photo of OswegoWriter
    OswegoWriter Male 30-39
    27 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 7:42 pm
    Waiting until marriage to have sex is like waiting until you`re in a band to learn the guitar.
  48. Profile photo of Victory7
    Victory7 Male 18-29
    362 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 7:46 pm
    @Bountykat

    Why do you hate them, exactly?
  49. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 7:52 pm
    Zombie kiss!
  50. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 8:37 pm

    @ Cajun247 - at first glance `misogynist` sounds like a sexual thing but I`m gonna go look that word up and get back to you.

    kidding. No I don`t hate women. it was a yoke
  51. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 8:53 pm

    @ Cajun - but I would add I don`t understand women. Why they devalue themselves. Why they put up with the crappy things men do to them. Gay guys do not put up with the poo women do.
  52. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 10:07 pm
    Holy Shiznu! I thought this kind of thing only happened in Disney movies!

    ...and why the beesting are they eating each other for their first kiss?
  53. Profile photo of clamaato
    clamaato Female 18-29
    23 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 10:11 pm
    Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
  54. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 10:17 pm
    Oh. my. god. Worse than Liza Minelli and David Gest`s kiss...
  55. Profile photo of Fleaman1797
    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
    718 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 11:24 pm
    LOL that was painful!
  56. Profile photo of supersassyk8
    supersassyk8 Female 18-29
    403 posts
    November 30, 2011 at 10:07 am
    Hhahahahahaha awwwww bless but still funny.
  57. Profile photo of Firebee
    Firebee Female 18-29
    55 posts
    November 30, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    WHAT WAS THAT?!
  58. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    November 30, 2011 at 7:53 pm
    She was cute. Can`t kiss worth a damn, but cute.
  59. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 8:00 am
    That... made me feel sick.
  60. Profile photo of sweatpeanis
    sweatpeanis Female 18-29
    418 posts
    December 1, 2011 at 3:19 pm
    The drat
  61. Profile photo of coolbananas
    coolbananas Female 18-29
    859 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 4:20 am
    Ha!
  62. Profile photo of PhotoKing
    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    December 2, 2011 at 5:44 pm
    looks like she was looking for lost change.

    it would have been nice if this wasn`t just like recorded off a tv or something.
  63. Profile photo of tripout420
    tripout420 Male 18-29
    51 posts
    December 3, 2011 at 9:29 am
    Wow. That just made me feel really good about my own abilities.
  64. Profile photo of slbtiger
    slbtiger Female 30-39
    105 posts
    December 6, 2011 at 8:14 pm
    Srsly? What, had they never SEEN a kiss before?
  65. Profile photo of MrLogic
    MrLogic Male 30-39
    106 posts
    November 1, 2012 at 9:45 am
    Later that night, things got much worse. LOL

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