Virgin Diaries: Married Couple Kiss For First Time

Submitted by: fancylad 5 years ago in Weird

This just-married couple kiss for the first time after their wedding vows... awkward!
There are 64 comments:
Male 106
Later that night, things got much worse. LOL
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Female 105
Srsly? What, had they never SEEN a kiss before?
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Male 51
Wow. That just made me feel really good about my own abilities.
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Male 526
looks like she was looking for lost change.

it would have been nice if this wasn`t just like recorded off a tv or something.
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Female 859
Ha!
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Female 418
The drat
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Female 1,008
That... made me feel sick.
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Male 6,227
She was cute. Can`t kiss worth a damn, but cute.
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Female 55
WHAT WAS THAT?!
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Female 403
Hhahahahahaha awwwww bless but still funny.
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Male 718
LOL that was painful!
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Female 1,172
Oh. my. god. Worse than Liza Minelli and David Gest`s kiss...
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Female 23
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
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Male 1,164
Holy Shiznu! I thought this kind of thing only happened in Disney movies!

...and why the beesting are they eating each other for their first kiss?
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Male 40,272

@ Cajun - but I would add I don`t understand women. Why they devalue themselves. Why they put up with the crappy things men do to them. Gay guys do not put up with the poo women do.
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Male 40,272

@ Cajun247 - at first glance `misogynist` sounds like a sexual thing but I`m gonna go look that word up and get back to you.

kidding. No I don`t hate women. it was a yoke
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Male 15,510
Zombie kiss!
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Male 362
@Bountykat

Why do you hate them, exactly?
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Male 27
Waiting until marriage to have sex is like waiting until you`re in a band to learn the guitar.
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Female 6,381
I love the facepalm. What did they think you`re supposed to do, bite off a souvenir??
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Female 1,682
...That was so funny. But almost a little gross XD
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Male 663
Euuugh. Reminds me of that kiss between David Gest and Liza Minnelli at their wedding *shudder*
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Female 399
I hate them. Seriously. REALLY. Like, a lot.
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Male 119
Did she mistake his face for his dick?
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Male 514
honourable, waiting until marriage
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Male 10,855
@Gerry

Wow man never figured you for a misogynist.
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Male 29
Whoa, nevermind I don`t
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Male 559
They could have at least talked about how the first kiss was going to go. It looked like two puffer fish fighting over the last worm.
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Female 3,726
OMG.....HAHAHAHA....

That`s guy`s expression is PRICELESS!!!
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Male 4,807

Wahahaha Gerry... You da best
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Male 3,619
i did better! woh!
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Male 2,441
Hahah I love it Gerry
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Male 14,331
ROFL!!! It was an experimental phase in my life FOR SERIOUS!!!!!
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Male 15,832
Of course he`s been sodomizing her for a couple of years, now, but this was the first time he ever kissed her.
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Male 40,272

This is Me and McGovern1981. That`s CrakrJak in the middle.


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Male 4,793
oh my god. I`m so glad i`m not a prude.
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Female 3,726
McGovern...

HAHAHAHA....was not expecting that!!!
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Male 14,331
This`ll be Gerrys wedding kiss....

Similar in a way...
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Female 2,674
Oh. GOD. This is why people should always have their first kiss at 14... so it can be awful (well- not as awful as THAT) and it`s not in front of your entire family and friends.

Oh GOD. I can`t get it out of my head. Why oh why didn`t they just go in for a safe peck??
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Male 346
CHOMP
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Male 6,737
OM NOM NOM NOM
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Male 165
Its like watching a pair of fish trying to eat a single piece of food.
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Male 1,178
BAHAHAHAHAHA, and that ladies and gentlemen is why you should always sample the product before buying.
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Female 3,726
That`s nasty, what are they...like 10 or something?
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Male 4,593
Later that night, he found out she has a dick.
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Male 15,343
Doesn`t bode well for the first time he gag-shags her throat.
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Male 1,471
This is a prime example of why staying a virgin until marriage is a bad idea!.. Everyone needs practise!
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Male 40,272

@ Cajun - purity c*ck rings maybe?

I`m old school. Women should be virgins, men can play around.
Yeah! I said it! Go ahead and Hate on me!
[/trolling]
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Male 11,739
I saw that on TV over the weekend. It`s time to feed the fish!
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Female 19
That`s not kissing, it`s chewing! However, I applaud them for their choice and am pleased to see they are so enthusiastic for each other ;)
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Female 1,652
That was just sad...
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Male 86
I can proudly say that both my wife and I were virgins :) As pathetic as it may have been, we experienced it together.

I was 24 and she was 20.
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Female 833
ew ew ew ew ew. my first kiss at 14 was about the same as this.
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Male 10,855
@Gerry
Now YOU want purity rings?
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Male 5,811
And had they never kissed ANYONE before they got married or just each other?
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Male 5,811
@Gerry1of1

By that logic, it`s also the WORST sex of your life. They cancel each other out in what I like to call the sadness coefficient.
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Female 2,509
"That way, when you get married, you are guaranteed your spouse will give you the best sex of your life ! ! !"

No, that way you`ll 15 seconds of unexperienced premature ejaculation......fml
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Male 237
"I think people should stay virgins until wed.
That way, when you get married, you are guaranteed your spouse will give you the best sex of your life ! ! !"

One look at that kissing display tells a different story ;)
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Female 2,509
eewwww fish kissing
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Male 237
lmao, eat his face! eat his face!
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Male 7,378
OMG.. Where`s the consummation porno?
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Male 14,331
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!
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Male 40,272

I think people should stay virgins until wed.
That way, when you get married, you are guaranteed your spouse will give you the best sex of your life ! ! !
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Male 21,025
Link: Virgin Diaries: Married Couple Kiss For First Time [Rate Link] - This just-married couple kiss for the first time after their wedding vows... awkward!
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