Twilight Tattoo: A Typical Fan`s Twilight Ink [Pic

Submitted by: f0rk0 5 years ago Weird

Look, there"s Edward, Bella and the allegedly gay guy that looks like a llama.
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Female 255
Bleughh!
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Female 155
How is that knee not giving out?
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Male 532
Holy poo! You`re right Corpsecrank he does have Buscemi eyes! LOL That is freakin awesome.
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Male 2,384
fatty ass leg no one will ever love you now, NOBODY
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Male 270
So disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fat = a choice to commit suicide slowly.
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Female 87
OH GOD, i thought this was someones back..
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Male 928
Edward has buscemi eyes that is hilarious.
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Male 43
+1 with #614188 :)
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Male 2,737
Cottage cheesy.EEeeeeeee.
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Male 173
Wonder how it looks when the person looses 100 pounds... Or gains 100 pounds...
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Male 220
wait that`s a thigh???

Oh My God
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Male 32
Of course she picked the photo of Bella with her mouth open. And Edward and Jacob peering around their shoulder.
Oh, right. That`s Bellas only face.
And that`s all Eddie and Jake know how to do.
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Female 2,674
Oh. God.
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Male 14
The best part is, she can stretch their faces in and out like silly putty, so it`ll look like someone is ACTUALLY having a conversation with her!
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Male 4,547
I didn`t know Buscemi was in twilight...
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Male 1,832
Almost as terrible as the movies. But I would much rather stare at this for 4 hours. Maybe stretch it out into two parts for no reason.
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Female 1,236
What a sad distortion of the human leg--think of Flo-Jo, Betty Grable & Tina Turner! Imagine what her heart & arteries are like. I know some folks can be fat AND healthy--if that is the case, then I hope her taste in tattoos improves. If that is NOT the case, I hope she gets healthy & stops looping the Twatlight movies on her DVR.
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Male 135
Seriously, the leg is the worst part? Look at the hand, that`s a man! A MAN!!!
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Female 426
I wonder if Edward will glitter in the sunlight...but that would involve exposing that part outside....eh...
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Male 4,902
Jacob has really let himself go
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Male 600
I feel so sorry for the unfortunate tattoo hartist who had to endure both the material... And the leg...
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Female 4,086
where in god`s name did they find an artist who could keep their lunch down long enough to do this?
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Female 470
Do y`all know how long that took me to figure out that that was a LEG? Man, I`m fat and my legs don`t look -that- bad!
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Male 1,300
@troubadour89 Haha, AWESOME
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Male 28
Man hands?
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Male 2,085
I didn`t know you could use cottage cheese as a canvas.
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Male 5
Words fail me
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Male 29
lol, kind of looks like steve buschemi. I might be a bit drunk...
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Male 286
i weep for the tattooist
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Male 761
I thought it was someone`s back at first O_O
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Male 128
as i saw the pic load, i thought somebody was holding up their shirt!
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Male 3,894
That`s a three woof moon.

*symbol crash*
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Male 4,807

I just puked a bit... Literally.

I gotta brush my teeth now.
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Female 3,180
It looks like Latte Art, but they did it on a slab of cottage cheese.
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Female 27
@Michaelbored "I don`t think that leg belongs to a "typical" fan."

Think again. Older lonely women, and desperate teenage girls are exactly the markets Twilight caters to.
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Male 37,888

think of the poor tattoo artist...the man who had to spend hours laying
hands on her fleshy parts..... I have to go vomit now
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Male 206
I don`t think that leg belongs to a "typical" fan.
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Male 353
@forsquirel i had the EXACT same reactions.
first reaction being:
"that`s a strange looking back, waaaiiiit a minute"
*closer inspection...*
"is...is that a leg?!"
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Male 414
so fat, so skin will stretch, making the tatt worse than it is. fail
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Male 2,390
omg it`s a leg. I couldn`t figure that out.
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Male 14
I don`t know what is more nauseating, the legs or the tattoos
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Female 7,836
That is revolting- how can anyone get into that state?
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Male 41
For a second i thought that was a guys side/stomach and i was trying to make sense of it, not a fat ladies thigh... :s
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Male 25
"You`re taking a pic? Hold on, let me hold up my Fupa"
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Male 526
i feel so sorry for the guy who made the tattoo.
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Male 677
At first I was wondering why thier faces were so distorted, then I realised what it was tattooed on. Eye bleach please.
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Male 37,888

Is that tattoo animated or is she jiggling?
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Male 37,888
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Male 169
Not surprised it looks so pooe. Tattooing that monstrosity would be difficult.
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Male 1,195
I didn`t know Cristopher Walken was in Twilight.
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Male 183
OH GOD! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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Male 153
So thats how they brand cows these days?
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Female 843
My first thought was that the girl`s face isn`t that bad. Then I thought the 2 guys looked horrible. And then I noticed the "canvas" and was frightened.

Ok, well actually my first thought was, what an idiot for getting a twilight tattoo.
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Male 3,745
AH FUHCK
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Male 6,737
Their faces are so contoured.
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Female 482
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