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Date: 11/17/11 11:46 AM

57 Responses to Twilight Tattoo: A Typical Fan`s Twilight Ink [Pic

  1. Profile photo of Buiadh
    Buiadh Male 30-39
    6739 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 11:50 am
    Their faces are so contoured.
  2. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 11:51 am
    AH FUHCK
  3. Profile photo of sidewyz8
    sidewyz8 Female 18-29
    843 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 11:55 am
    My first thought was that the girl`s face isn`t that bad. Then I thought the 2 guys looked horrible. And then I noticed the "canvas" and was frightened.

    Ok, well actually my first thought was, what an idiot for getting a twilight tattoo.
  4. Profile photo of Aints
    Aints Male 18-29
    153 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 11:56 am
    So thats how they brand cows these days?
  5. Profile photo of kusanagi
    kusanagi Male 18-29
    183 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 11:56 am
    OH GOD! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
  6. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 11:56 am
    I didn`t know Cristopher Walken was in Twilight.
  7. Profile photo of Sidragasum
    Sidragasum Male 18-29
    169 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 11:58 am
    Not surprised it looks so pooe. Tattooing that monstrosity would be difficult.
  8. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36186 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 11:59 am
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36186 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:00 pm

    Is that tattoo animated or is she jiggling?
  10. Profile photo of marcus2
    marcus2 Male 13-17
    677 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    At first I was wondering why thier faces were so distorted, then I realised what it was tattooed on. Eye bleach please.
  11. Profile photo of PhotoKing
    PhotoKing Male 30-39
    526 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:00 pm
    i feel so sorry for the guy who made the tattoo.
  12. Profile photo of Dylankeenan
    Dylankeenan Male 18-29
    25 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:03 pm
    "You`re taking a pic? Hold on, let me hold up my Fupa"
  13. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:03 pm

  14. Profile photo of Zlek117
    Zlek117 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:08 pm
    For a second i thought that was a guys side/stomach and i was trying to make sense of it, not a fat ladies thigh... :s
  15. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:15 pm
    That is revolting- how can anyone get into that state?
  16. Profile photo of Ackbar
    Ackbar Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    I don`t know what is more nauseating, the legs or the tattoos
  17. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2054 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:23 pm
    omg it`s a leg. I couldn`t figure that out.
  18. Profile photo of asianchamp
    asianchamp Male 18-29
    414 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:41 pm
    so fat, so skin will stretch, making the tatt worse than it is. fail
  19. Profile photo of bunny_knight
    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:43 pm
    @forsquirel i had the EXACT same reactions.
    first reaction being:
    "that`s a strange looking back, waaaiiiit a minute"
    *closer inspection...*
    "is...is that a leg?!"
  20. Profile photo of MichaelBored
    MichaelBored Male 40-49
    206 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:47 pm
    I don`t think that leg belongs to a "typical" fan.
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36186 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    think of the poor tattoo artist...the man who had to spend hours laying
    hands on her fleshy parts..... I have to go vomit now
  22. Profile photo of emAeye
    emAeye Female 18-29
    27 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    @Michaelbored "I don`t think that leg belongs to a "typical" fan."

    Think again. Older lonely women, and desperate teenage girls are exactly the markets Twilight caters to.
  23. Profile photo of MelCervini
    MelCervini Female 40-49
    2094 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    It looks like Latte Art, but they did it on a slab of cottage cheese.
  24. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    I just puked a bit... Literally.

    I gotta brush my teeth now.
  25. Profile photo of DrProfessor
    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 1:55 pm
    That`s a three woof moon.

    *symbol crash*
  26. Profile photo of jeanpaul91
    jeanpaul91 Male 18-29
    128 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 2:27 pm
    as i saw the pic load, i thought somebody was holding up their shirt!
  27. Profile photo of Ant0n
    Ant0n Male 18-29
    761 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 2:33 pm
    I thought it was someone`s back at first O_O
  28. Profile photo of trickroom
    trickroom Male 18-29
    286 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 2:37 pm
    i weep for the tattooist
  29. Profile photo of troubadour89
    troubadour89 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 2:39 pm
    lol, kind of looks like steve buschemi. I might be a bit drunk...
  30. Profile photo of Thatsnotgood
    Thatsnotgood Male 18-29
    5 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    Words fail me
  31. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2067 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 3:12 pm
    I didn`t know you could use cottage cheese as a canvas.
  32. Profile photo of J3llyd0nut
    J3llyd0nut Male 18-29
    28 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 3:26 pm
    Man hands?
  33. Profile photo of bliznik
    bliznik Male 30-39
    786 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 3:54 pm
    @troubadour89 Haha, AWESOME
  34. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    471 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 3:58 pm
    Do y`all know how long that took me to figure out that that was a LEG? Man, I`m fat and my legs don`t look -that- bad!
  35. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3770 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 4:19 pm
    where in god`s name did they find an artist who could keep their lunch down long enough to do this?
  36. Profile photo of Pindragon
    Pindragon Male 18-29
    601 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 4:24 pm
    I feel so sorry for the unfortunate tattoo hartist who had to endure both the material... And the leg...
  37. Profile photo of xCYBERDYNEx
    xCYBERDYNEx Male 18-29
    4903 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 5:54 pm
    Jacob has really let himself go
  38. Profile photo of TheiaRenown
    TheiaRenown Female 18-29
    426 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 8:26 pm
    I wonder if Edward will glitter in the sunlight...but that would involve exposing that part outside....eh...
  39. Profile photo of GeFeldz
    GeFeldz Male 18-29
    135 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 8:52 pm
    Seriously, the leg is the worst part? Look at the hand, that`s a man! A MAN!!!
  40. Profile photo of PTPete
    PTPete Female 30-39
    1236 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 8:58 pm
    What a sad distortion of the human leg--think of Flo-Jo, Betty Grable & Tina Turner! Imagine what her heart & arteries are like. I know some folks can be fat AND healthy--if that is the case, then I hope her taste in tattoos improves. If that is NOT the case, I hope she gets healthy & stops looping the Twatlight movies on her DVR.
  41. Profile photo of diylobotomy
    diylobotomy Male 18-29
    1832 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 9:02 pm
    Almost as terrible as the movies. But I would much rather stare at this for 4 hours. Maybe stretch it out into two parts for no reason.
  42. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 9:18 pm
    I didn`t know Buscemi was in twilight...
  43. Profile photo of Ordovicia
    Ordovicia Male 18-29
    14 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 10:32 pm
    The best part is, she can stretch their faces in and out like silly putty, so it`ll look like someone is ACTUALLY having a conversation with her!
  44. Profile photo of DixxyRarr
    DixxyRarr Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 10:38 pm
    Oh. God.
  45. Profile photo of DurangoDoug
    DurangoDoug Male 18-29
    32 posts
    November 17, 2011 at 11:56 pm
    Of course she picked the photo of Bella with her mouth open. And Edward and Jacob peering around their shoulder.
    Oh, right. That`s Bellas only face.
    And that`s all Eddie and Jake know how to do.
  46. Profile photo of 614188
    614188 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 12:50 am
    wait that`s a thigh???

    Oh My God
  47. Profile photo of Izaq
    Izaq Male 30-39
    173 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 2:54 am
    Wonder how it looks when the person looses 100 pounds... Or gains 100 pounds...
  48. Profile photo of robosnitz
    robosnitz Male 40-49
    2737 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 2:56 am
    Cottage cheesy.EEeeeeeee.
  49. Profile photo of LENARiT
    LENARiT Male 18-29
    43 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 3:09 am
    +1 with #614188 :)
  50. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 5:58 am
    Edward has buscemi eyes that is hilarious.
  51. Profile photo of SuparMon
    SuparMon Female 13-17
    87 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 7:58 am
    OH GOD, i thought this was someones back..
  52. Profile photo of Commentator
    Commentator Male 40-49
    270 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 8:42 am
    So disgusting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fat = a choice to commit suicide slowly.
  53. Profile photo of ledzeppeloyd
    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    November 18, 2011 at 9:44 pm
    fatty ass leg no one will ever love you now, NOBODY
  54. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    November 19, 2011 at 3:46 pm
    Holy poo! You`re right Corpsecrank he does have Buscemi eyes! LOL That is freakin awesome.
  55. Profile photo of tacks
    tacks Female 18-29
    155 posts
    November 19, 2011 at 7:40 pm
    How is that knee not giving out?
  56. Profile photo of lisalezah
    lisalezah Female 18-29
    255 posts
    November 20, 2011 at 3:59 am
    Bleughh!

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