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Date: 11/27/11 05:50 PM

28 Responses to Thomas Jefferson Uses His Time Machine

  1. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
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    November 27, 2011 at 5:49 pm
    Link: Thomas Jefferson Uses His Time Machine - And wouldn`t you know, he visits our era.
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    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
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    November 27, 2011 at 5:57 pm
    Awesome
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    November 27, 2011 at 5:58 pm
    There are three people who I wish I could bring back from the dead. Thomas Jefferson, Jane Austen, and Mozart.
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    HOBOMOE Male 18-29
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    November 27, 2011 at 6:02 pm
    Yay smbc!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    November 27, 2011 at 6:29 pm
    Punchline!
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    kittilia Female 18-29
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    November 27, 2011 at 7:01 pm
    ♥
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    Lardcarcass Male 40-49
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    November 27, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    Wasn`t TJ a ginger?
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    Revolutioniz Male 18-29
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    November 27, 2011 at 7:11 pm
    If i could bring 3 people back from the dead, it would be Carl Sagan, Einstein, and Richard Feynman
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    simbha Male 30-39
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    November 27, 2011 at 7:38 pm
    If i could bring 3 people back from the dead, it would be Carl Sagan, Einstein, and Richard Feynman

    To each his own, but I certainly wouldn`t have three physical scientists on my list.

    I find it difficult to narrow my list to three people, but I think I`d have - at most - one scientist... and probably a social thinker (maybe Boas) and an artist (possibly Picasso).
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    simbha Male 30-39
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    November 27, 2011 at 7:47 pm
    Oops. I wasn`t specific about my choice of scientist. Hmm...

    E.O. Wilson`s not dead, so I guess I`ll turn my attention back to physical scientists. I think my choice here would be James Clerk Maxwell, as I think his accomplishments were greater than Einstein`s.

    I don`t believe we yet understand the underlying methods - and their implications for the whole of physics - employed by Maxwell.

    Ugh, then there`s (in the more recent lot): Planck and Bohr and... sheesh. I told you I couldn`t pick three...
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    cyborg Male 13-17
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    November 27, 2011 at 7:51 pm
    i thought it was going to suck


    i was right
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    November 27, 2011 at 9:22 pm
    Revolutioniz: my 3 would be Ronald Reagan, Sam Kinison, and Bruce Lee.
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    Hightech90 Male 18-29
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    November 27, 2011 at 9:45 pm
    There is not much truth in this video. Jefferson would be ticked off about what is going on nowadays. However, alot of this is either only partly true or the means are incorrect on why we have the ends.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    November 27, 2011 at 10:21 pm
    Must. Hold. Back. Pessimism. But can`t. Too strong.

    *ugh*

    We`re all doomed.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    November 27, 2011 at 10:37 pm
    Mildly funny, good punchline though!
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    Fleaman1797 Male 18-29
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    November 28, 2011 at 12:05 am
    All Atheists are non-nice individuals. Prove me Wrong.
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    bean719 Male 13-17
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    November 28, 2011 at 1:56 am
    @Fleaman1797

    You`ve personally met all atheists?
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    November 28, 2011 at 3:23 am
    Humorous and majoritarily true.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
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    November 28, 2011 at 5:03 am
    simbha - E.O. Wilson? Are you serious? What did THAT guy ever do? Name one big discovery he made. Name one important theory he came up with. Philosophical meanderings on sociology don`t amount to squat, and that pretty much sums up his whole career.
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    ccalhoun86 Male 18-29
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    November 28, 2011 at 5:52 am
    @ Fleaman1797
    God does not exist. God is a superstition. Prove me wrong.
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    schecter4 Male 18-29
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    November 28, 2011 at 6:46 am
    Flea, I think thats a bit... of a sweeping statement.

    I`m a relatively nice person. I don`t believe in a personal higher deity. I don`t see how the two are in any way shape or form related.
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    Klivel Male 18-29
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    November 28, 2011 at 8:21 am
    My three would be Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee, and Hitler... just so I could watch two of the greatest martial artists of all time beat hitler to death. Make it a pay per view, and America`s debt problems would be over.
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    ladyObored Female 18-29
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    November 28, 2011 at 12:52 pm
    @ Klivel that is possibly the only time I have read Bruce lee, Brandon lee, and Hitler in the same sentence
    lol
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    ladyObored Female 18-29
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    November 28, 2011 at 1:02 pm
    @ ccalhoun86 kindness,joy, and faith, while in horrible situations, is a wonderful sign. the world and all the natural great things, man and his works. all are signs to who really want to see. what stops you from believing?
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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
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    November 28, 2011 at 4:33 pm
    it`s not proven that thomas jefferson had sex with with slaves. there`s a high possibility it was his brother.
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    ccalhoun86 Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2011 at 3:27 am
    @ladyobored
    The greatest impact religion has had on society as a whole, is causing more death than any disease ever will, and over a century of hindering scientific progress, because knowledge is evil. The only thing religion offers is a belief that if you have faith in a cruel deity, that your soul will find peace when you die. Being a good person, a strong person a productive member of society... if you need a book to tell you that you`ll burn in hell to shape you into a decent human being, I feel bad for you.
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    meowmeowmeow Male 13-17
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    November 29, 2011 at 2:04 pm
    @Klivel
    The 2 people I would pick is the following people in their prime
    Muhammed Ali vs Mike Tyson
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    Talcho Male 18-29
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    November 29, 2011 at 8:47 pm
    blagh blagh blagh, politics whatever, that last part made me laugh till it hurt.

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