Things To Do When Your Internet Is Down [Pic]

Submitted by: eastsiderepp 5 years ago in Tech

Hint: Most of these things involve interacting with the humans.
There are 32 comments:
Male 14
Power cycle the modem,
rewire my connection,
tether a jailbroken iPhone to my PC
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Female 61
I call it, going for a dog walk.
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Male 5,194
Mmmm... donuts...
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Male 187
For me its
1. Play video games offline
2. Do a hobby (Build model unopened model kits, etc)
3. Watch TV :0
4. Steal tenant ants internet.
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Male 2,868
"repeatedly click refresh." That`s pretty much what I do.
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Male 184
Have done too many of these
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Male 149
diylobotomy

I believe she meant, she-fapping
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Male 123
I was surprised "watch the porn saved on your computer" wasn`t an option.

Lol, "BROWSE CACHED SITES FOR PRON"
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Male 1,832
@ChickenFeet, 1.) You`re a female, you can`t fap. Unless there`s something going on that I don`t want to know about it. 2.) How are you going to "fap" without internet pr0n?
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Male 31
@chichenfeet Some need internet to do that though.
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Male 333
Right I have done all of these and some that you all suggested and i`m still angry repressed and confused. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!!!!
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Female 35
fapping always works for me
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Male 198
How can I find this handy reference on what to do when my internet`s down if my internet`s down?
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Male 4,004
Internet dies: Draw porn on MS Paint.
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Male 1,243
Ha Ha Gerry, damn right with that!
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Male 38,457

The internet is down?

Thank god for the back-up porn folder.
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Male 1,526
Or, anything you don`t need an internet connection for.
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Male 6,737
True story.
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Male 255
not once did they mention masturbation. i guess because there`s nothing to masturbate to?
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Male 164
this is excactly right.
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Male 2,988
yeah i really do hate not having internet, cant ever find anything to do as every form of entertainment seems to be linked to it
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Male 270
Tether my phones internet. Done and done.
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Male 1,393
No internet? Get a partner and make your own porn for once.
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Male 2,841
putzco obviously doesn`t understand how dire a situation like this is.
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Male 5,811
I also remember getting my first original Walkman that played tapes, an I remember the first tape I bought was the Beverly Hills Cop soundtrack and I was whisked away to 80s heaven.
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Male 5,811
Now I just make my phone a wi-fi hot-spot and run off of that for a few days until they show up and fix the problem, or until I`m reaching my data cap.

I am, however, old enough to remember days without internet. My local library had microfiche, and in uni I remember having to go into library stacks to find hard copy journals so that I could photocopy them to read later. I feel spoiled now.
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Male 5,078
hmm...origami?
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Male 687
sleep!
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Male 213
Howsabout "Read a Book"
Howsabout "Go outside"
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Male 579
If all else fails, steal your neighbor`s wifi.
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Male 38,457

read a book
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Male 2,620
Link: Things To Do When Your Internet Is Down [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hint: Most of these things involve interacting with the humans.
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